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Is having a boyfriend better than having a girlfriend?
>>27691690
no, I've had both. Much prefer girlfriends.
>>27691690
no
gays and their culture are awful.
A coworker of mine who's gay is cheating on this poor innocent old dude he's with
yes because im cute and actually like men.
>We will never get the old Internet back
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>27688248
old internet was shit man. used to get logged off whenever anyone made a call. i couldnt play counter strike at the same time as my bother.
its MUCH better now.
I don't understand this shill
>>27688307
non dial-up internet has been around for a long time, not our fault you were too poor to afford broadband.
>5'7
Give me one reason not to blow out my brains.
>>27685811
you'd be a cute trap?
>>27685825
See OP its not so bad
>>27685811
because im the same height and i have never even onsidered it, making you a weak-willed faggot
get good
>>27687006
>no condom
yep that's rape
>>27687006
Literally keking out loud right now
>>27687006
ded or just rape pill
maybe she shouldn't have gone to a party like a degenerate?
Rose 30 years old today?
it's the end of something and the start of something else
why dose r9k have so many muses?
-rose
-erica
-eliza
>>27650631
yeah it's her birthday
i would expect more activity during the night europa time for all the yankees
What are some good ways to make money without getting a 9-5 job?
>inb4 sucking dick for cash
>>27697578
sucking anus for cash
>>27697578
Let men fuck you for cash.
anal fuck
>You meet a girl
>You spend weeks getting to know her
>She finally (reluctantly) accepts to go on a date with you
>You two slowly fall in love
>She finally lets you have sex with her
>You're just another guy in her life, but she's the best thing that's ever happened to you
>You bend over backwards to be the best boyfriend you can ever be, you appreciate her, you're kind and generous to her, you genuinely love her and you're still scared she might leave you
>She's your everything
>This guy meets her
>Can already fuck her a day after meeting her, sometimes even minutes after meeting her
>He can get her back whenever he wants to
>She's just another slut to him
>You'll never compare to him
>You'll never be him
His eyes look like two upside down crescent moons. Jaw shape is nothing special. Not that good looking honestly.
>>27697030
He's an 8/10 minimum, just because he's not literally perfect doesn't mean he's "not that good looking."
>>27697030
In Italy guys like that are not the "alphas" anymore. SO yes, he would be succesfull with women but not THAT much.
Pic related is what girls/young women want now.
Sup, wagecuck? Ready for another day of slavery? To give you a helping hand: your two days of freedom is two days away.
>>27696802
Thisis very helpful, whether they admit it or not.
>>27696802
>payday
>see that sweet $1200 roll into my account
I wonder how your NEETBUX look in comparison?
>>27697065
>disabilitybux day
>900$ roll into account
not bad for doing nothing eh?
What's the very first thing that came to your mind while looking at the picture?
she probably cant deepthroat my dick while i stand on the table and try to throatfuck her
That hairstyle is my fetish
Whore
Not an original whore either
Thread for people who like mojo girls. Mojo means "creepy woman" and it's how Tomoko defined herself in Watamote. Girls are similar to her in aethetic. So like dark hair, long bangs, eyebags, depressing mood etc.
Cebruz has literally ruined tomoko for me
Read Mysterious Girlfriend X.
>>27696126
fuck. what are the bottom two? also pic related even if the anime was dumb as fuck.
Who else incredibly boring?
>so boring and scared i only say 5 things if even throughout a whole 1 hour movie over skype with someone else
How does chad do it?
>>27695946
this is a cute post
>>27695946
IT's a movie dummy, you're not meant to talk unless it's terrible or super awesome.
>movie over Skype
I'd rather get the lethal dose of morphine 2bh
Truly, a greasy cheeseburger with cola is the pinnacle of food and drink.
The one and only heroin of food and drink.
>tfw be a burnedout NEET
>stealing bux from parents to feed my cheeseburger addiction
>tfw no Burger Anonymous near me
>tfw getting more obese by the day
sad_face.jpg
That looks delicious, OP. I'm currently starving because I'm low on money and there isn't much food in the house and seeing this pic made it much worse.
>>27695529
Enjoy your heart pains
I would be devouring that fucking thing so fast. Then have another. Give me 3rds, PLEASE!!!!
I got some chicken burgers in the freezer.. but it's just not the same. No lettuce or hamburger buns either. Guess it's back to rice for me.
how did your first date go, /r9k/?
with whom do you mean
>>27693682
open ended = your choice you little cockroach
>date
>oneitis is literally mentally retarded, pyschotic, schizophrenic and also my neighbour
>this morning he was making loud machine gun noises to himself
>talking to himself really loud again
>more autistiv goofy voices
>He's currently sitting in his garden staring at the grass
>He finds grass more interesting than you
SOMEBODY PLEASE JUST END MY FUCKING MISERY I DON'T WANT TO BE ATTRACTED TO THIS FUCKING RETARD ANY MORE. HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING BUT I'M SO OBSESSED WITH HIM
JUST
FUCKING
TAKE
ME
AWAY
FROM
THIS
>>27693609
put some grass in your hair and roll around in front of him
you need to get on his level, anon. otherwise you're just more background noise.
>>27693609
are you a man?
bllloololoolllllxxx lolllx
Wait, are you...?
>>27693315
Mojo means "creepy woman" and it's how Tomoko defined herself in Watamote
Post girls that fit with her aesthetic.
Think NEETS, sad qts, and dark hair.
I've got some lewd 2d stuff cause this was a thing on /h/ once. I've got a lot of hex maniac and Tomoko. Hopefully you guys like it cause if not I'll only do it like /h/ or something.
3D can come too
Gonna post a couple qts then some more 2d lewd shit
>>27693057
Is it a trap OP?!.>!
What defines them as "Mojo" is they are usually described as gloomy, sad, somewhat obsessive. A form of yandere or dere or just crazy in some way.
The most popular person is Tomoko from Watamote. They usually have a "dark aura" around them by aura and they are probably introverts.
Ex: Hex Maniac from Pokemon, Hyouka Fuuwa from Shimoneta, Yuuri Oriki from Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry,
Sawyer from Black Lagoon
https://fgts.jp/h/search/text/Mojo/type/op/
For those wanting some /h/
