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Is Eliza going tumblr?
Is this satire or is she serious ;____;
Did /r9k/ really fuck her up this bad?
https://youtu.be/RfKegc-f6qs
>>27579358
>Did /r9k/ really fuck her up this bad?
I sure hope so
>still believes females visit /r9k/ or 4chan for that matter
Kek.
>>27579358
Are you retarded?
It's obviously satire.
>mom makes fun of me for being a manlet
>it's literally her fault
Why aren't there exceptions to beating women, again?
>>27578833
>beating up your mom over facts
>when you wake up beat your woman, she will do something wrong that day
An old saying from my country, guess those could have been the times for you
>>27578833
Knock her the fuck out
Who / who /X/ here? / here?
I heard /X/ is full of QT grills, is this true?
>>27579247
girls are the only people that believe that stuff, or at the least find it interesting, so I guess it's likely.
>>27579247
just girls, not qt tho
>you will never be japanese
seriously, all I want is to be japanese.
If you were Japanese then all the appeal of Japan as something different would be gone. There's no point in wanking over your own culture because that can only lead to stagnation.
>>27578764
Why though
origami commet
>>27578764
Why dont you move to japan?
Learn the language, culture and escape your old life?
>tfw my parents named me Chad but I am robot
Fucckkk off chaaaaaad
>>27578629
>tfw my parents named me Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bump my ride
>be me
>be 18
>leaving family to study abroad for 4 years
>day of departure
>4 hours to flight
>tfw I won't be see sis growing up
>tfw I won't see cat anymore
>tfw I won't see dog anymore
>suddenly emotions
>mom sitting on sofa watching TV
>I break down on her lap
>"mom I don't want to leave you"
>she silently wipes my tears
>cry for a good 50 mins on her lap
>completely oblivious to all relatives that come to say goodbye
>just crying on her lap while she dries my tears
>"I don't know what I'm going to do. Please I don't wanna go. I don't. I don't."
>her eyes tearing as well
>"son, you have to. I know you're gonna be the best over there. I believe in you"
>"I DONT KNOW ANYONE THERE. HOW WILL I SURVIVE. I DON'T KNOW I DONT KNOW I DON'T KNOW."
>"Don't forget who you're doing this for. Don't forget your leaving us as well. Do you think it's easy for us to just send our son to a foreign land? No. You are our support. It's like cutting of our own hands. That's how much you mean to us.."
It's been 2 years. I'm doing alright now. What she said has changed my life.
That was hard to write. Fuck.
Sounds like you need to go home for a week and visit.
I am moving to a different state in two months. Pretty nervous about it. I don't know many people there - so I get it.
You'll be fine
>>27578504
I visited last year for 3 months. Really fucking needed it.
wtf ppl actually depressed coz of dis?
Rate my style
Also some tips for a summer style I can adapt
Good/10, but can you pull it off?
Rate my style fampai
That leather jacket is a little over the top unless you are a skinhead or ride a harley davidson
>people being nice to me makes me uncomfortable
>good things happening to me makes me uneasy
>relatively good periods of my life are spent waiting for catastrophe to strike
What is this abstract hell?
Anybody else know this feel?
>>27577977
>people being nice to me
>good things happening to me
>relatively good periods of my life
No, I don't know any of those feels
>>27577987
I know, I know, they rarely happen to me too, that's why when they do it feels surreal and I freak out and can't enjoy it
>self-defeating personality disorder
>yesterday at a party
>girl nearly passed out
>one of the chads pulls out his dick and puts it in the girls mouth when her eyes were closed
>she reacts, he yells "haha just joking"
>no consequence
seriously?
>>27577936
Raping drunk women is socially acceptable if you are Chad.
I like that hair hat.
>>27577936
>this happened
>ever
>from your friends at /sci/
>>27577906
That's dumb.originalcomment
>>27577906
Was this supposed to be posted on Opposite Day or something?
Depression is great
t. normie living a great life
Since the other one died out, omegle time.
I'll be on text chat, tags are:
/r9k/ and r9komegle
If you're the american girl that was talking to the german guy that kept saying dude, let me know.
bump.
not orginal desu
bump?
original apparently
Its a battle-intense.
>don't use any social media
>decide to take a look at twitter because I'm bored
>It's full of normie scum circlejerking about their "crippling depression" and dumb memes
>They frequently post about their social lives
How did mental illness become the cool thing to have? I am ashamed for what I am and these people celebrate their "issues".
This shit makes me mad.
Social media is the only place self deprecating humour is acceptable for normies, don't try it irl
>>27577829
Mental illness makes you unique. It makes you a special individual.
This shit isn't complicated.
>>27577829
If you post on any form of social media about your "depression", then you do not really have depression.
Depressed people are ashamed of even talking about what they feel like, they feel stupid talking about it even to close people, let alone fucking Facebook or Twitter.
Mental Illness is just a fad amongst normies at the moment, it will fade away like all crazes.
Anyone else love saving smegma? i mean i just don't ever wash my dick i want to build it right up where it covers the whole thing
Let me slurp some of that smeg
>>27577773
go back to /b you asshat
>>27577786
how about you eat my smegma, you little faggot.
Any fembots awake? how you?
Fuck you for making these threads you piece of shit. /r9k/ is shit now because of you.
>>27577713
Youre harshin my vibe, man. Really, there's no need.
Not a female but still awake, about to lie down though.
Can anyone give me an actual reason to get married
As I see it there are no tangible benefits I can think of except sharing housing/resources. There's no other point of getting married
>Sex
You can hire prostitutes or just have sex with someone
>relationships
You can build a relationship without getting legally bound to another person
>kids
If you really just wanted kids you can always adopt
I'm genuinely curious why normies (and you cucks) value the idea of marriage, it's not as present in the animal kingdom so why does it exist?
>>27577203
Well with kids I want my own genes to pass on, people who adopt are cucking themselves.
>>27577203
So future generations will know from your gravestone you got laid.
>>27577226
Alright then, if you can attain gf then just have bastard children. My main argument is that marriage is pointless
