post your lowest desire that you wont achieve
>>29096651
fuk shotas and lolis
>>29096651
There would be too many fuckin' normies!
>>29096651
impregnating my teen sister
wrote about it in /b/, but maybe some of you guys might help me calm the fuck down and figure out what happend.
>be me
>fucks a one night stand, then go to sleep
>morning, wakes up early
>one night stand still asleep, so I leave a "thank you" note and leave
>week later, fucks another one night stand
>wake up in the morning, shes not there
>she left...
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>Had sex
>Had sex again
>Maybe the robots will be able to understand and relate.
Nice try, guy.
>>29096660
How can it happend tho? I'm still fucking shaking.
>>29096620
Assuming the story is real, 2 possibilities I can think of:
1. It was the same girl, you was just too drunk or whatever to recognise her
2. She just happens to have similar hand writing to yours, not the same note but you got too freaked out to notice the details
>ywn EVER have a girlfriend
At this point I'm so bitter about all the rejections I had through the years I barely give a shit anymore.
Everytime I start developing feels I just repress the shit out of them, and drive away any girl that even shows an inkling of interest. Not like it happens often though
I'm too jaded for that kind of shit. It's like being a divorced woman in her 40s with a long historial of failed relationships, without the fun parts
I had one, it was nice. Lost my virginity, that was nice. Sex is overrated when there's such degenerate stuff to jerk off to. Love isn't real from my experience, sure you get really infatuated with the other person and get obsessed, but for me I think I only ever loved the idealized form of woman in my mind and projected that to real women. Real people will always let you down compared to the perfect forms in your mind, so I think if you truly love something that will hurt you and you hurt for not having it you might need to rethink it. Just get along in life and enjoy...
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>>29096603
That's okay. I have better things to do at this point in my life.
Tough enough to be a man. Strong enough to be a woman.
>>29096597
>woman
oreegeeneel
Sexy. How are trannies this hot even possible senpai.
>>29096597
Holy shit what a disgusting abomination.
Holy Shit! I have found "WAGE KEK: THE GAME".
http://www.molleindustria.org/everydaythesamedream/everydaythesamedream.html
Those wagies really have a sad, sad live. Living comfy is so much better.
>>29096581
plebian, not playing
pennergame de
>not gearing up your hobo
fucking fuck bot calls my post spamm
>>29096581
Thisis an enjoyable game.
>>29096929
Is it? It is shit that has to repeated over and over again. Boring as fuck.
>>29096612
Why would I play a german hobo?
Shit ain't even in god's chosen language
How do I get a gf like this? http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56ddcc8b6a6c4
>>29096440
money money money
No Stacie will fart on you for free, because she knows that would give you pleasure (so you are willing to pay for it)
>>29096493
But anon no female would want to do it for her own amusement due to the fact I would be disgusted by it?
who /braaap nation/ here?
origami c o m m e n t z
how many times a day you jerk off?
5-6 times a day here
Currently ONCE a day (edging)
Climax only about 2 times a week
2-3 per day here.
It varies really, I don't have a specific pattern.
Sometimes I jerk it 5 times in one day, sometimes I go for several weeks without it.
Just updated my OkCupid profile!! Do you guys reckon I'll get matches???
>>29096426
Lurking...
Please update us, hell, you might land on r/niceguys or some other cuck sub
>>29096426
you seem like a nice guy so yeah why not :)
>>29096426
They'll read the first 3 lines and then next you
what is up with alt-right /pol/ fags stealing our memes?
>>29096368
We are united in memery, robot.
>>29096712
This doesnt really make sense though, as the comfy pepe is used with shaming wagecucks and Sanders supports the NEETs. You need to get your memes straight
>American renaissance
>Memeing like a degenerate gen z kid
Where is the stern traditionalism generally associated with far-right fascists?
Hey boys, should I pluck my eyebrows?
get rid of them they are only holding you back
>>29096300
no. not unless you are a trannie.
>>29096300
Would be easier to answer you if we were able to see a bit more of your face.
Perspective is nice.
What are some comfy almost neet-tier jobs that exist?
>>29096298
>graveyard shift security guard
>truck driver
Night shift security guard. Been doing it for 3 years and apart from a few drunks, wild animals tripping a couple of alarms, literally nothing has happened. I just sit here
>>29096319
I looked into that but from what I've seen you need training and 5+ years of experience. I don't even know where to start.
>high school reunion this summer
>some stacies made a FB group
>everyone seems so happy to see each other
>especially the chads and the stacies
>I just want to kill myself
I haven't wrote a single comment in their group, I'm thinking of just leaving that shit and don't go to the reunion at all.
Pic kinda unrelated.
>>29096288
why would you have ever even considered going?
Why his head look like a horse
>>29096288
Why not just go and have fun?
>be me
>fetishising about women towering over me
>mfw 6ft 4
>>29096284
That's probably why you have that fetish.
>tfw 5'5'' shorty
So many tall women out there to turn me into their little boitoi slave.
>>29096532
Faggot. I'm 5'6" and dominate my 5'9" in bed.
>tfw it's your birthday
Any other robots celebrating their special day today?
>>29096269
Nope, December 11th reporting in.
>>29096269
>celebrating
rip... but "happy" birthday, fellow brobot.
>>29096269
Happy birthday, Anon. Have some ice cream.
>Quit my job with no notice
>havent left my house in 8 days
>Haven't brushed my teeth in 7
>havent eaten in 2
>didn't turn in two tests for school
>teacher emailed me asking why, didnt respond
>people from work texting asking what happened and why I left, haven't answered
>13 missed calls
>two...
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lmao so you still go to school. you are <18 then .also
> having a j9b
> having people care fo you eniugh to call and knock on door
cant feel bad for you
everyone thinks you've killed yourself already so don't disappoint
>>29096304
In college stupid, Im 21