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>be complete shut in
>dont have any firends
>estranged with family
>spend most of time recording and listening to music
>decide to be brave and go to ambient concert at some cemetery
>while in line see strange girl in this cheap thrift store dress
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9-NOIalUYU
>song related
>get immediately scared of her and look away
>find some secluded area in cemetery to sit down away from all the hipsters
>place gets surprisingly really crowded
>look up and in the wave of all people i see her
>maybe this means something
>get closer to her and sit down here
>ask her for a light and initiate small talk
>we start talking about the mighty boosh and how experiencing things alone are bit more unique
>shes a loner
>moved from a different area and doesn't have any friends either
>shes a drifter
>eventually i start to sperg out bc this is too good to be true
>start sounding pretentious and boring
>cant help it what is wrong is with me
>she then becomes less enthustiastic with me and moves a bit more farther
>devasted
>after set she gets up and goes somewhere
>im all alone now again with the swarm of faceless hipsters
>after the show while walking with the entire crowd i then see her right next to me
>maybe she changed her mind
>we talk about the show or at least i mean i did
>stupid
>i say how im going to some party with a bunch of people i don't know
>she says has fun
>"y-you too"
>realize how autistic that sounded so i make it worse
>"have fun with whatever else you're doing i mean"
>im pretty sure i said it condescending
>i then see we're gonna take different walking paths
>"well i guess i'll c'ya"
>she ignores me and instantly walks away
What is wrong with me? Why am I such an obnoxious pretentious twat. Why can't I just completely give up on trying and find peace in solitude.
>>29415890
Well, you did go to a cemetery to listen to music. You were kind of asking for failure.
>>29416560
What do you mean?
originalo
This is now a shoegaze thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuDscQBInyA
Who else here /smart but lazy/ here?
>tfw could be successful if I just tried a little but I just don't want to
It's a bad feel bros
>>29415879
I'm not lazy at all, I work hard at everything I do. I'm also frighteningly smart. I simply detest the convention of day jobs and the stuscture of labor so much that I've spent my life avoiding it.
I had a paper route when I was 14. I moved on to better paying part-time jobs like delivering pizza until the 2008 crash when I was laid off from my copywriting position and was unemployed for 2 years. I didn't want another soul-crushing job, so I waited and stayed on unemployment until it ran out while I looked for a job I wouldn't hate. one never came. I went back to school when i had no govbux left and got an even better job afterward, but it was everything I ever hated about jobs -- unpaid overtime and whatnot. Now I drive for uber and I work on average less than 30 hours a week.
I wouldn't call all of that "lazy," I'd call it "political resistance." I could make it far in the corporate shit-eating world if I wanted, but who the fuck would want to? All you get out of it is phone calls at 9pm on Friday about spreadsheets that need updating. I won't live like that.
You're not smart OP, your "laziness" is just an excuse for you not meeting your expectations. You discovered you weren't as smart as your grade school teacher told you so you tell yourself that you're just lazy instead of facing the truth- you're only average or slightly above average, but you want to believe you're a special snowflake.
Don't be sad though, we've all been there. You'll grow out of it eventually.
I wouldn't describe myself with any adjective other than angsty at this point
Anyone else putting off getting a driver's license? I know it would make my life easier but for some reason I still haven't done it.
ive failed the driving portion of the test 3 times now, come at me
>>29415872
Yeah. 21 here.
Some day I'll get around to it. Doesn't help that I lost my social security card and birth certificate.
>>29415872
Main reason I don't have it is because to get it I'd have to communicate with people.
I mean when it's done it's done but here we are.
Name my band, /bee/
>>29415855
Fembots if you had to choose one of these men to be your bf, who would it be?
Personally I think the left one is cute.
>>29415855
Mooter fooker
>>29415855
Why is Limmy on the right, there?
How the fuck do I walk
>>29415854
It's a lot like running but slower
>>29415854
don't do the virgin walk. that's grounds for disqualification from employment.
run instead, you'll increase your pain tolerance, blood pressure and die earlier
Mods/Hiroshim00t,
it possible to make r9k a blue-board.
Think of how great it would be
>Trannyposters are gone
>BRAPPPP reduced
>Camwhores are heavily reduced
>Cuckposting will be harder to do
I think it'd make this board a whole lot better for it's original intended users.
We have one, it's called /adv/
>"we want the Imgur audience"
THEY'RE CALLED SFW BOARDS AND NO FUCK YOU
Is going to jail a good idea if you're a robot that's forced to work?
>Was a neet for the past 5 years because autism and depression
>Thought having no job or purpose or love in my life made me depressed
>Since last month I have a job since i'm kinda forced to work now (neet life is over)
>Hate it so much all I do is think about how much I hate it.
>In weekend I only think how I dont wanna go to work the next week
>Maybe I should go to prison
is prison life easy? Im not talking about 3rd world or american shit i mean yuropoor prison?
>>29415740
Depends. Some yuropoor prisons are like paradise. Which country?
>>29415794
netherlands
originallllo
>>29415740
jail is cyborg redemption, you're either gonna get bullied to suicide or man the fuck up.
>tfw she randomly stops signing online and its been 2 something weeks
Did she forget about me?
>2 weeks
Accept it.
She's probably just having a 2 week sex marathon with Chad or multiple Chads, I wouldn't worry about it.
>>29415728
But we were having a great time and got along.
damn fascists are everywhere.
STOP TELLING ME TO DO STUFF AND STOP CONTROLLING ME
That's not fascism tho.
>>29415782
shut up, fascist
Cook thread OP
did this girl ever go through with it or what
a couple weeks ago this person made a thread about wanting to "become a whore" with half the board cheering her on and the other half trying to convince her not to
in the end she decided to set up a cam model and tell us in the future about it so we could fap to it, so did she?
>>29415668
That is some prime booty meat.
>>29415668
>That body made for birthing.
HHNNNNGG.
If she became a whore I would hire her for a full month so I could keep an eye on her fertile days just to put a baby inside that.
>>29415668
post more pics m9
>can't eat last bite on plate
make smaller portions
>say I can't eat another bite
>I can
Who else /mischief/ here?
>>29415868
>say I'm full
>empty inside
>day two of no fap
>fap, stop in order to save semen
>lose entire day
I don't understand why you people torture yourselves.
>>29415749
it passes the time
i was going to torture myself anyways, if that's your idea of torture
DO you even deserve a girlfriend? I know I don't.
Aren't men and women equal so why is a girlfriend something to be rewarded with?
>>29415609
>Asuka
cute feet desu
>>29415609
This is a pretty dank me me
How does it make you feel that you will never have her?
relieved
twig
>>29415573
This random woman I know nothing about?
Nothing
Plucked chicken
So, why in your opinion female promiscuity is worse than male promiscuity?
Because men are still expected to bring everything to the table.
FP leads to pregnancy
MP doesn't hurt anyone significantly, FP could mean a man is spending his entire life raising a child that isn't his- a woman will always know if a child is hers or not
FP leads to 80% of women going for 20% of men, whereas MP is far more indiscriminate. This means that a society with unbarred FP will leave out large scathes of the male population sexually frustrated, and large scathes of the female population without individual attention and resources
Overall, everyone is happier with a monogamous system. Both FP and MP ruin such a system, but FP is a thousand times more dangerous.
FP must be controlled with all the might in the world and any society that doesn't is doomed to fall into hedonistic chaos, as is happening now. Birth rates are plummeting.
>>29415570
Because they pretty much ALL go for the same few alphas instead of having a relationship with the betas. They sure have a right to do that. But it has issues. And it's terrible for us robots.
Also it seems that women having had too many sexual partners is correlated with infidelity and rocky marriages and the general inability to pair bond, etc. The same phenomenon isn't as apparent for men for some reason. Personally I don't worry too much about it. I'd try to evaluate her personality and character as best as I can anyway because I'm not gonna put my faith into statistics alone. But it's good to be aware of it.
