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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7C-iEoArAc
>>29419140
>broadgay
>>29419218
hah triggert
>>29419140
I actually walk around and there is no life
Remember how slowly timed move as a kid, and life seemed so long and rich?
Now it's just a blur. January 1 feels like it was yesterday. This is by far the fastest year of my life.
I fear at this rate I will never accomplish any of the things I set out to do.
Yeah, it's amazing isn't it?
Time does seem to speed up as an adult, that's pretty universal.
But for NEETS it's something like 10 times as worse. We have no structure, nothing we're working toward. There's nothing stand-out in our life, so it all just blurs.
We're not gonna make it.
>>29419354
>weeks fly by so fast
>tfw 26 and still feel like I'm 19
>tfw body is starting to hurt
>things aren't looking good
>don't know how to change
>have no energy to do anything
>>29419127
When I was a teen, my mom told me that time seems to move faster as you grow up. I kind of butchered her quote, but I see that it holds truth.
Hey robots, it's ny birthday cheer me up
happy birthday OP
here is a gif of a mime
enjoy it as if it were made just for you
You're still alive!/You'll be dead soon!
Congratulations!
>>29419142
>>29419148
Ayy, i'm not looking forward to future, i'll an hero someday
Anyone else ever just thought about saying fuck it, and taking it..?
Being a virgin in your 20s is hell.
I just pay for companionship
>>29419031
Plenty of times, the reward isn't worth the risk though
5 minutes of bliss insidea woman, isn't worth 10+ years of a guy inside you
>>29419562
>5 minutes
Yeah right I'd be impressed if you make it through one.
So I look at the news and it turns out that cars are murdering their owners now?
I'm fucking scared guys...
self driving cars were a mistake
>>29418962
ban assault cars
>>29418962
It isn't cars that kill people, people kill people
Calling all twinks and traps.
I'm bi curious.
What are my chances of hooking up with a cute twink or a trap?
>I'm 19
>I have brown hair and brown eyes
>I'm 6'2"
>I'm in decent shape, big arms, toned chest & back, but no abs and a bit of belly fat, and strong legs with a tight ass
>my dick is 7 inches
I just wanna try sucking cock and getting fucked. But mostly I wanna pound a horny femboy or trap and hear him moan. I wont just be rough though. I'll passionately kiss them and cuddle them after sex.
I'm not gonna post a pic because I know people who visit r9k and they'd recognize me.
Also, I forgot to add, if you just so happen to be a horny femboy or trap who lives in the United States and you wanna hook up, post pics.
Also, in this thread feel free to talk about your lewd fantasies.I want to 69 a femboy or trap. I want you to slobber all over my cock and choke on it while I do the same to your cock. I want to deep throat your cock while 69ing and make you cum really hard down my throat. I'd also eat your asshole. God damn I'm such a whore.
>>29418946
you probably have a fairly good chance. use grindr, jack'd, tinder or something
>hear a sound
>put dick into pants
>dad walks by room door which is open
>can't close the browser fast enough
>dad with a red face says "so you're starting next week?"
>i say yes (job)
>he says "that's good"
You gotta stop with the gay porn OP
>>29418998
it was straight porn, my dad is just conservative
Why were you fapping with the door open?
Post music that makes you feel comfy, sad, depressed, cheer you up, alone, eerie feels, despair, cozyness, isolated, etc..
I'll start with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVf7NBncUy0
>>29418907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDqD5p7R5FY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKr98ktoxU (I know it's normie tier but I like it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qTEz21fm6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-x6LZsnEtk
and most of all these ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H0U7fgFMK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gn1ff2VJpY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tq13sD9Bg
and other comparable songs from ronnberg like train station, staring out to emptiness, rain stained windows, it's over and sophie
original bamping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=626erXfR4OM
Hypothetically speaking lets say there was someone that longed for a girlfriend and was probably capable of getting one, yet that person knows as soon as he got one he would become miserable because of the lack of freedom. What would be the best course of action for that person to take in their lives?
Fuck buddies
It's provides the sex and cuddles with the freedom of being single.
Or find someone who shares your values and hobbies so you won't be completely miserable
>>29418852
You'd go do it and confirm or disprove your suspicions. In the event you were right, you retrace your steps and consider it a lesson learned.
>>29418852
Kill yourself
Only solution
JUST FOUND OUT MY FUCKING TULPA IS KEKING ME WITH ANOTHER MAN RRRREEEEEEEEE
>>29418845
Haha rekty forend
>>29418845
Get a new imaginary girlfriend maybe
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat her up.
oldfags who were in their teens or twenties during the 90's please share some stories
'94 here and i always wonder what it would be like to be an adult in the 90s
>>29418776
AYAYE COCO JAMBO AYAYE
i take my chikkin with rice and lemonade ;_;
>>29418776
we thought things like oasis and blur, counter strike and the early internet were the shit, yet at the same time we were at the twilight of earlier times, we would stay after school to throw javelins or cycle in the countryside (then drink alcopops like chavs) and other things that would be considered lame today
>>29418776
My stepdad was too fly because he had a mobile phone.
>Hancock
>has lived for thousands of years
>is invulnerable
>superhuman
>only weakness is women of his species
>can kill him from being around them
So this movie is about wizardry, right?
>>29418722
This movie is me, except I'm not black.
>>29418778
>outcast from society
>everyone hates him
>sexually frustrated
>severe oneitis
>tries to do good but never wins
Officially a robot
>>29418722
Wow OP, my eyes are now open.
Who else /family failure/ here?
My older sisters went to the best grammar school in my city, are very social and have lots of qualifications
My younger brother is currently at the same school and he's probably going to follow the same academic path as my sister's.
Meanwhile I failed the grammar school exam and was sent to an all boys school (second worst in my city) I have mediocre GCSE's and no a levels because I dropped out of sixth form.
I really want to kill myself.
saving my own shit thread
If you have their genetics then you probably have something going for you.
Your family is probably shit and just raising you wrong. You're the middle child, be the rebel and go get artsy you faggot. Let your parents freak out all over you and then be too tired to punish your little brother while he follows in your footsteps. How do you not know family dynamic
I'm the success in a family of failures actually
>killing rock crabs
>some guy comes up and starts attacking the same crabs as me
>type "off"
>he carries on
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29418674
I didn't ask for these runescape feels.
>>29418674
That was me, bitch. What you gon do?
>>29418674
>he tries to stop people from killing his mobs
You will never be your father
You will never be your older brother
You will always be you, and no one can change that
and that's okay.
feel better robot, from your pal tony
Actually i'm pretty sure the godhead encompasses us, so like jesus we are our own father.
>you will always be you and no one can change that
Is this suppose to make me cry or make me feel better?
If I was my older brother, I'd be dead. That's more appealing than being me. At least if our fates were swapped, he'd have made better use of this life due to his better and more outgoing personality. Whereas I can only waste the lifespan he would have made better use of, and know that if he could look at me now he'd be disappointed. I'm too far gone.
