> mumma found the poo sleeve
> faggot found the post button
>>29423320
> anon found the mad
>Anon found the triggering post
Genital hygiene thread
How do you guys keep yourself clean? What's your clean peepee routine?
My bf has a really...fragrant dick. It's overpowering sometimes and makes me not want to go down on him. It doesn't smell foul, it just smells like a really strong dick.
He's my first and he's uncut. My friends don't have this issue with their boyfriends and I wonder if there's something I can do to help him.
Inb4 robots don't shower
>>29423184
make him shower before sex
Huh I just wash my junk area with soap and water in the shower. It SHOULD be pretty straightforward I think.
He might have some smegma under his foreskin. Don't know if that can smell, but it's gross, take it out!
ALSO YOU ARE A NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29423238
Is there any way to prevent?
I see him wash himself well in the shower, but even right after, it's so strong smelling
You get lost in a forest and find this. What would you do?
Rape whoever is inside if I have to be honest
boobes
>>29423163
>get lost in a forest
There is no fucking way I would ever go in the woods in the first place
>the nazis lost
>the apocalypse won't lose
there's still a shard of hope, anons
>The IRA lost
>>29423107
we could have been colonizing other planets by now as the united earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEeSPc5oTcM
old-fashioned cringe. no "lol i liek ponys," i need some real scars
damn son
I can't compete with your image but here goes anyway
>>29423133
He probably hates Crips doesn't he?
Bumping what could be a good thread. Like the other guy said though, it's kinda hard to compete with your image.
I have never understood this meme.
Is it supposed to imply that the guy is ugly therefore the girl is perfect and beautiful?
>>29423036
Ignoring the fact that you're being stupid on purpose
The meme is about ugly beta men having unreasonably high standards (they expect a 7 when they're a 2)
kek
It's a we defend and rationalize the butthurt dweller thread!
>>29423036
It points out the irony of having extremely high standards when you're pig disgusting yourself.
Am I a beta twink male? Should I just give up on life?
No, become a trap.
>>29423337
It's too late for that Anon. And I wouldn't pass anyway.
You look normal to me. And young. So, don`t worry.
For the past three hours I've been staring at my computer trying to figure out my life goals for an online "Life Success" class I took to earn my last college credit and get out of community college.
I figured this would be a nice little class I could BS but it's actually forcing me to deal with my depression, bit by bit. We've been assigned some journals where we talk about goals, how people victimize themselves, etc. This weeks assignment though is tripping me up. We have to come up with a "Life plan collage"
Problem is though,...
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pls help me robiks I just want a generic passable life plan I can fabricate
damn how many times do I have to samefag for a response
I think Adam Jensen from Deus Ex is pretty fuckin' robot or cyborg (both literally and figuratively)
>Messy ass apartment that looks a NEETcave
>Orbits girl so much that he goes on a quest against a worldwide conspiracy to find her only for her to betray him for chad (bob page)
>Really introverted (not sure about what his exact MBTI is though)
>Probably at least kind of depressed
>Looks like a weirdo autist
Don't forget they chopped off his dick
>>29422954
The way he speaks gives it away.
He talks like a guy who suffered enough for 5 lifetimes.
>>29423024
Yep
>his pupper was put down while he was in a coma from his injuries because they thought he wouldn't survive
>he probably experienced some hardcore identity issues because the mirror in his apartment is shattered
>never asked for this
Hey there anon. You like my new pants?
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Hehe whoops I guess that just slipped out
am I too far gone if I would slap pic relateds ass and make her sit on me and probably suck mydick
>>29422952
Looks like her farts would make more of a low, baritone "BBBBBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRR" sound.
trash bags are not pants honey
>be me
>full chinese moved to canada at 6
>4th year uni parents force me to study abroad
>in china, can speak mandarin
>harp to fellow gooks how good life in canada is
>classmate introduce me to 6/10 gook
>taken me out to multiple dates paying for them
>no idea how she pays, very nice places
>always...
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>>29422948
do not fall to temptation of her vaginal slut magic! She will betray you in the end!
if u do it bring your own condoms and don't believe her shit when she says she has a kid. She's fucking probably 6 other guys in the same situation as you, one of them is going to get her pregnant and she will pursue all of you over it. Sure a DNA test "may" get you off the hook, but the legal nightmare is not worth it friendo.
t.hongcouverite
Bring your own condoms, hit it and quit it
Do creep and rapist mean the same thing? When a girl calls me a creep is she saying I want to rape her? Serious question btw.
>>29422932
>creep
You're unattractive to her
creep is synonymous with ugly, physically and/or personality speaking
>>29422946
anyone she doesnt want to have sex with who she thinks wants her is a rapist. therefore unatractive = rapist.
How many of you robots know how to cook, and do you bother with it? Surely you're not still relying on your mommy to make all the food for you well into your 20s... right?
Personally I'm a shit cook because of the incredibly small amount of things that I can prepare and consume on a regular basis, although I practically never botch them. I typically only bother with cooking beans, rice, meat, pasta and eggs for my meals.
Most of these things probably aren't considered to be real cooking anyway, but I do this at least once a day and it keeps me by...
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I'm 25 and my mommy still cooks for me.
My aunt is an executive chef. I know How to make fancy sounding shit like cacciatore with brazed duck, I can make some amazing marinades, I own my own bread making machine, and I have a shit ton of cookbooks. I'm too autistic to know people to bake something for.
>>29422909
>Actually literally making your food from scratch
>It's an anon cracks open the 17th bear of the day and it's not even dark yet episode
pretty sure killing that many bears is illegal
>cracking open 17 bears in a day
gtfo vladimir
>>29422870
If you can keep count you're not drunk enough
Do you think, with all honesty, there can be a major war within our lifetime?
Between now and 60 years.... anything could trigger a world war. ISIS are meme tier, but what about when automation becomes the norm destroying even blue-collar jobs, and of course we;re getting overwhelmed with shitskins.... so many possibilities that keep me awake at night.
civil wars and/or revolution type of wars, yea i can see those happening.
shit like ww2 isn't going to happen any time soon though
>>29422916
civil wars and world wars are often connected
a civil war opens up a country to outside invasion, and a world war makes it easier for a civil war in a country to start
>>29422864
absolutely not, i think we'll at least finish the century without a hitch
>>29422916
>tfw you will never live to see ww3