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>Tfw no Steam buddy to fap\moan with
Shitposting thread over here
>>27231154
>posted by a ugly neckbeard
thats why!
>>27231223
Cebruz plz.
>>27231223
Want to have fun cutie?
Why do white people think you're "cool" if you let them call you racial slurs? My soon to be ex-friends call me a chink or slope constantly and think I'm easy going for not getting mad. They do nothing but talk shit for 90% of our encounters, and it's been the same story for all whites I've met in every corner of this country I've been to.
what the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>27231092
then they were never your friends? you fucking slope.
>>27231092
just tell them it upsets you, stupid fucking gook
whites are not really your friends unless they're trying to bone you (i.e. gay) or you are also white
is she literally perfect? jesus christ those hips
>>27231009
the fuck is with her monster feet
Why does Lorde always look like a fucking middle aged women when she's only 19? Those don't just look like child birthing hips, they look like hips that have literally birthed a child
That is Lorde? HOLY SHIT NIGGA
if you hate women, why do you want a gf?
>>27230981
i want to know myself honestly. as i've said before, when i pass on im going to have a talking to with my maker about this whole circus.
Is that really taytay. She looks cute without makeup
I don't hate women. I hate the society that has propped them up to live life on easy mode.
I don't want a gf. If I meet a girl who I genuinely enjoy spending time with, I have common interests in, and I can consider an equal, then maybe then I'll reconsider. For now I'm living life for me, I'm not actively seeking any relationship out. I feel that defeats the purpose of a meaningful relationship.
What is it like to not be depressed?
I honestly can not fathom.
Yeah I know the feeling. My antidepressants have leveled me out pretty well but I'm still empty and cannot conceive of being happy.
I wonder the same thing. I've been clinically depressed since I was ten. I honestly can't remember what it feels like to be truly happy.
>>27231196
Are you me? I remember having the on set of "grayness" from a very early age. The kind of feelings people only describe once burning out in their late 20s. I remember still being a child and not feeling excitement or thrill any more. From what little I remember before when I could feel things it was magical.
NEET's should be drafted into a world military force and used to fight in all the shittiest wars throughout the world. That would kill off the weakest pathetic ones and path the way for some of them to become chads.
go start a war then, preferably with North Korea.
Weakest human beings such as NEETs can't into war.
>>27230825
Which is why if they are forced most will die and then that financial burden to society is lifted.
What's some music that makes you feel like sobbing uncontrollably?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6sZjpStFNY
>mfw listening to Charlie Brown music, I get heavily nostalgic
>It all comes back to me...the sunsets, the autumn leaves, laying by a tree with the girl wh likes you, immersed in a book with not a care in the world
>Those innocent days...all gone forever
>I can even see why /co/waifus Peppermint Patty...she's the girl next door we all had, who hit on us but we never knew it
I'm a hooker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoEKxjcF8s8
If you know the scene from 500 Days of Summer, you'll know why.
>inb4 it's a shitty romcom
Why don't you cunts respond some more. POST MOAR MJSIC
What are you self-conscious about?
My height
My crippling autism
The only thing I'm not self conscious about is my dick size. I hate my hair, skin, height, eyes, ears, nose, teeth; I could go on and on.
Why haven't you bought that onahoIe yet?
I don't want them delivering boxes to my house when I'm not home just for someone to steal it and know what it is, also don't want it shipped to work to avoid questions
>>27230545
Where do you live where you have to worry about people stealing your mail?
Oh but I have anon
This guy has a gf. Ergo you are more beta
I want to Fucking die kill me now god.
>>27230459
no joke,
my teeth look like that.
FUCKING LOL
be me born poor with parents who did not give a fuck
>tfw I have lived twice as long as this guy and never held a girl's hand
Why aren't you fucking a silicone doll yet /r9k/?
http://www.orient-doll.com/gallery/#list
Anybody here have one of these?
i have no money, that's why
How much do these things cost? I want one but there's no numbers on the website and I can't read chinese
>>27230426
Their is a link to the english website at the top
About $800 to a couple thousand if you get fancy attachments
Lets get a /feels/ thread going. Bonus points for no >tfwnogf
>tfw don't want a gf or wife but badly want biological kids
bumping dis because i need muh feels
>>27230210
why? most people try to avoid them.
I am 5'5 and 150lbs of lean muscle, I think I have good physique,
don't disregard your weight, I see plenty of short geodudes with wives and gfs,
being tall beanpole is just as bad.
>>27230082
5'8" 143lbs.
Was up to almost 160 when I was lifting a lot.
Still have an okay amount of leftover muscle.
>>27230082
5'10 1/2, 149 lbs
Am I short, guys?
5'5
115lbs
Not /fit/ at all
>feel angry sad and alone
>read /r9k/ threads where people wonder why they're angry sad and alone
>continue feeling angry sad and alone
Break the cycle by not coming to /r9k/ anymore. Try to remove triggers of negative feelings in your life and you'll feel much better.
>>27229857
r9k isn't what makes me feel shitty though.
>>27229857
you assume theres other things in my life
fucking reddit self help book reading normie
>>27229857
you could also try being less of a faggot
If you fuck a girl on a regular basis what are the chances you will impregnate her?
>>27229854
Since you are clearly homeschooled and didn't get sex ed, there are dozens of affordable ways to protect against pregnancy.
I've been fucking my gff multiple times a week since 2012. She's never been pregnant. For the first few months i used condoms, for the last few years she uses the contraceptive pill. We'll probably switch to vasiligel soon.
>tfw gf refuses to take the pill because muh hormones
Condoms suck ass. Better than being a dad though
>>27229854
Depends on your sperm count and if she is using contraception. If it's normal and she's not, most girls will end up pregnant within a month or so of regular sex, usually sooner than that but it's hard to tell for sure.
There are too many factors at play to give a straight answer. I've got 6 kids and my 7th on the way and the 'average' from first attempt to success is about 3 weeks for me. Of course this is non-scientific since the number of inseminations is not consistent for each child due to the vagaries of life.
