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I WANT TO FUCK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS
>I GOT A CUP FULLA BEETLEJUICE
GUZZLE IT DOWN AIN'T A KILLA ON MY LEVEL I BE WEARIN THE CROWN
>>27271723
If ya wanna fuck everyone in the world become a Lawyer or Politician! lol!
and i descend from grace
in arms of undertow
i will take my place
in the great belowthank you that moment was very cathartic
>tfw 5'8.5
>tfw no robot friends
>tfw the economy will never get better
>tfw everybody is fat
>tfw the religious qtpies are dying out
>tfw Trump will build a wall and fuck us in the ass
>tfwcruz azul fan
>tfw no qt morenita gf
Does it ever get better bros? Mexibots get in here.
>tfw a based doggo was following you around while you walked your dog yesterday
>tfw today saw lost dog posters of him today
I feel like I should have done something but the collar had no number to call on it
>>27271693
>tfw cruz azul fan
Iktfb i least i have a chinita novia
>tfw DACA student living in the US
>tfw DACA expires next year
>tfw put on sex offender registry for trying to touch a white girl at a party
>tfw will probably get thrown out as soon as I pay the fines and undergo court mandated therapy
JUST
>getting hot and heavy with gf
>go down on her
>after she cums we are talking about past sexual experience
>MENTIONS SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY TO 2 GUYS AT A PARTY
>get off the couch looking visibly disgusted
>don't say a word just get dressed and leave
>haven't spoken to her since, she's been calling me non-stop throwing a fit
Tbh I'm done trying. Why even bother when its the norm to be a massive whore?
>>27270718
Look anon
She was young and we all made mistakes. Haven't you? Don't ruin something that could be good. She might really care about you. It's all about you now. You mean the world to her.
>>27270718
>>go down on her
that was your first mistake you cuck. you opened the beta door and she walked right through an all over you
>>27270753
Shut up you fuckin virgin
Ask an idiot who took 800ug of acid alone in his room thinking he could handle it and ended up calling an ambulance on himself anything
If you care
>>27245059
Did you have hallucinations? Why did you call an ambulance on yourself?
Man if you're lucid enough to post here why did you waste the paramedics time
How's your memory? Are you in trouble? Did you see anything spooky?
I'M glad you're alive ya jabroni
>have one chance at life
>be born with fat genes
>one chance at life
>have mental illness no one fully understands or takes seriously
SUICIDE AROUND THE BEND
>fat genes
nah stop being a lazy shit op
hit the gym you fatass robot
>tfw gf cheated on me with a nigger
AAHHHHH FUCK YOU NIGGERS. BLACKS CAN'T BE ROBOTS
We're literally the only people that belong on this board.
Fuck off, go eat some mayonnaise or destabilize a country, whitey.
>cheater
Yeah, it sucks. But why would you want to date a whore?
>>27270454
Storytime desu
My dick is out and lubed up
Last thread we had like this was a rousing success, since this board is full of easily upset beta nu males.
>Dooney and Bourke leather money clip wallet
>Keys consist of apartment, lab, and bicycle lock keys
>Samsung Note 4 Phone
>LAMY CP1 Extra-Fine fountain pen filled with Noodler's Heart of Darkness ink
>Uni-Ball Kuru Toga 0.5mm Mechanical Pencil
>Benchmade 940 Osborne knife
>Heckler and Koch VP9, Federal 124 Grain +P ammo
>Old Casio PAG-50 Pathfinder Watch
A quick Q&A;
>Is that your gun?
Yes, I purchased this firearm completely legally at a brick and mortar gun store in my home state after passing a NICS check.
>Do you carry it?
Yes, almost every day. It's become second nature to the point I don't even notice it unless I focus on it.
>Are you a firghtened cuck?
Prepared is more like it. I'm a bit of a manlet but I work out regularly combined with walking or riding a bike everywhere. I'm in decent shape and I've got hand-to-hand skills in the form of Boxing, Krav, and some Jiu Jitsu. I'm not afraid, I just simply possess a realistic assessment of what I'm going to do against a mob attack without a gun, something that's fairly common in my home city.
>But girls will think you're beta
Most women think it's sexy and the ones that know I carry consistently tell me it makes them feel safe when we're out late in a fairly rough city.
>Why do you carry a gun and a knife
Because the gun is a weapon, while the knife is a tool. Both are treated as such and have completely separate functions.
>You're an ignorant redneck piece of shit because you carry a gun
I have a substantial quantity of education in hard STEM from a combination of well known institutions.
>[Angry Liberal Noises]/Euro crying/REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm sorry I do things that upset or scare you. If it's any consolation I'm quite proficient with my weapon including while under stress. The product of 27 months in Iraq as an Infantryman and substantial training.
>>27269993
>EDC
Its a Fedora-tier idea because unless you live in Niggerville you're just weighing yourself down. Please don't tell me you have a "Shooting a mass shooter and saving the day" fantasy
>>27270036
But I do live in a major city, one known for crime at that. Comes with the job and having to move with work.
>carrying a gun
Americuck problems
Does anyone here live in mountain view, CA?
>>27269931
menlo park represent
There should be a Bay Area meet up
wouldn't that be kind of terrifying?
post an image that describes your life right now
I'll start
posting picture
This pic desu senpai I must write something very original
it's supposed to be a horse but the only picture of a horse i could find was zoomed in on its penis. sorry.
HELP am I becoming a manchild??
I'm scared I am and I think I'm showing signs, can anyone disprove my signs and tell me its normal
im 22 btw (live with parents)
>started making my mum buy me cartons of chocolate milk, which I then carry around the house and drink casually
>you guys made me think chicken tenders are cool but I prefer nuggets, and I dip them in my choco milk when eating
>bought a plastic cup which I put choco milk in to drink when out in public (also eat nuggets in public too)
>only drink Sainsbury's brand choco milk
>bought a 3ds to play animal crossing
>prank call my mum every few days because I have no one else to talk to (typical "is your fridge running" level pranks)
>charge my mum 5p+ whenever she forces me to take trash out of my room (Sainsbury's plastic bags filled with trash cost 5p each)
>if she "doesn't have change" I steal 10p from her purse per plastic bag taken(100% interest).
>make my mum come into my room and change the heat setting on the heater because League makes me sweaty
>my mum still cuts my meat and my finger/toe nails
>she once set me up with her friends daughter(sally), when she came to pick me up (I dont drive but sally does), I shouted at my mum for not cutting my finger nails beforehand as a show of dominance and alpha-as-fuckery.
I still go to uni twice a week (skip morning lectures because I cant get up before 1pm) so I'm not completely NEET. Theres still hope for me right?
If anyone's interested I can tell you the story of my dates with Sally
>>27269626
Yes you are a HUGE manchild, however your life sounds pretty neat. How did the dates go?
Jesus mate, turn your life around. If you're going to uni then there is probably some hope and the fact you somewhat seem to care helps. What do you study at uni? Do you have friends?
>>27269626
Fake and gay. Stop RPing Chadwick
Ask a homeless person anything
What's the best thing you've found on the ground? When I was homeless I found food on the ground all the time, good food.
>>27268786
Hey there buddy! How'd you get homeless in the first place! Ya didn't lose it did ya! Did ya build it on a hill and have it slide off? What a mess that would have been, am I right?
how do you post on here?
Today was a shitty day and will likely be a shitty night. Help me brighten it with your dubs of wisdom
Give her the old chaderoo OP. I'd be willing to bet from the snarky tone in that one sentence that she readily puts out
>>27244984
I need an example famalam other than "wanna smash?"
>>27244965
Hey i noticed your gorgeous smile and i wanted to tell you that , i know i'm no the most original or the first to ever tell you that, and you probably think i'm a cis gender ableist faggot... but i want to let you know, you and your kind will burn in hell you fucking scum diejust so you know i'm gonna reroll this until i get dubs or get bored
or not? in /r9k/'s opinion desu
if she's nice then she's cute
if she's not nice then she's ugly
She has a strong face, but not ugly, imo. I wouldn't date her, but I'd most likely still fuck her.
You have another angle?
>>27245033
another angle, kind of
Limbs 03 - Lost Salt Blood Purges
https://lostsaltbloodpurges.bandcamp.com/track/limbs-03
X Telling Me About The Loss Of Something Dear, At Age 16 - Hello Saferide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVEc4Pz0lPc
Habits - Tove Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYM-RJwSGQ8
Lying to you - Keaton Henson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6-QvBz9_lY
Take You Away - Angus and Julia Stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRSkirrYWUQ
Spectral Bride - Giles Corey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAhQzXpBTfA
Almost Already Gone - The Magnetic Fields
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIC_gT2zqcA
Tiny Vessels - Deathcab for Cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADa7n1fM12g
Five Senses - The Wild
https://thewildatl.bandcamp.com/track/five-senses-everything-will-change
Thanks for reminding me for how pleb women are
Love Letter - Mitchell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg8w2eU4JTY
Empty house - Priscilla Ahn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TKXfKckww8
Single Girls - Laura Jensen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMujJ7qgieE
What's the point of limiting a music thread to just femanons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9OfBcjyxKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXQpkflWLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scCgqMg_G8o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdj50j4wbkI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n703YHjzOE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBiaRBUjUs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTVpK84hek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n3Db6pMQ-8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp6pNeVUssc
>ITT: reasons to exercise.
>I'll go first
lower your heart rate so you'll live long enough to get a robot waifu
>>27244688
Improved kegel muscles so you can dent your new robot waifu when you orgasm.
Increased muscle mass so you're strong enough to lift your robot waifu
>Exercise to lower your heart rate
What's next, drink booze to sober up?
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