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I thought I was decent looking and maybe somewhere around a 6. I posted my pic on here and turns out I'm a genuine 3. Holy shit I did not know I was that ugly but everything kinda makes sense now. When I look at the pic I don't see a 3 but I guess cuz I'm familiar with my own face I can't see it.
What do I do? Do I kill myself?
>>27284029
are you that vain?
>>27284029
Im ugly as fuck too, a slav living in australia chad capital. I never had a chance.
>>27284080
I'm not vain I'm just tired of being alone. No one will ever love a 3
>tfw no qt 3.14 trap gf to suck each others cock
why even live relative
>Going to trap soon
>Black
>tfw virtually no one wants you because of it
>tfw no shot at getting a bf
>>27283969
>implying I don't want black trap cock
As long as you look feminine, I'm sure anyone would.
>>27284019
I've been told that most wouldn't because traps are best white/asian.
Neck down I'm feminine. My face is boy-ish, unfortunately.
>March 20, 2016
>>27283854
>tfw it's my birthday today and not even my parents remembered
>>27283854
Why are you sad? Today is the day! The day of the beta uprising! Get your fedora's and your swords boys. We are going to kill some chads and get some stacys
Happy vernal equinox, I guess.
>>27283889
...and happy birthday, anon.
In the thread we post TRUE TV robots.
Try and give me one reason Craig cannot be classified a robot.
Protip: you can't
>>27283596
confident, good hair, works as store manager, would look decent if he lost weight
>>27283596
is milhouse destined to be a robot when he grows up?
He's a happy and productive person.
Good morning /r9k/. Post what you're listening to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiXMf6i36M
r9kurd here, let me show you the song of my people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcbpqCxLAUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye1HytRjVQs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlkSFFPzX3k
fug... this shit makin me cry rn 2bh.
Seeing the word "cuck" every 5 posts gave me an idea for this thread.
Has anyone here actually either cucked someone or been cucked (either by choice or not)?
Interested to hear people's experiences.
Mine:
>At female interest's house, we are upstairs.
>Her sister and some friends get there, including a lanky orbiter beta that has been orbiting gril for awhile.
>Put the moves on her, have the sex.
>make sure it is loud enough that everyone hears. Finish.
>go downstairs, non-orbiter makes joke about the sex
>orbiter looks like he's going to cry
>we decide to make pizza
>he sas he doesn't like pizza and leaves awkwardly.
Every time I ran into this guy after this he would immediately make some weird excuse and leave.
Sounds incredibly assholish, but felt great man.
The only other time was at a party in highschool-- did a chick while orbiter (who gril called "my bitch") was in the next room. (Only reason he was there was due to being old enough to buy booze) Not as good of a story as he left before we finished but he still left the alcohol for her.
Your turn robots, go:
nope.
im pretty sure my sister cucks or cucked her bf though. but we dont talk about sex so its not like i could ever confirm it
If I ever had a girlfriend, I'd probably get cucked
>>27283545
By choice or are you into that?
Any robots over 30 or approaching 30? What's your life like? A/S/L? Job/friends/relationships? Are you happy? If not, how come you're still alive?
>>27283476
>robots
>30
>wizard pic
>"relationships"
I'm confused. Are you asking wizard apprentices or sexhaving normies?
>>27283476
Turned 30 last October. Life is work, then at weekend i drink vodka alone. No friends, no gf ever. Not happy obviously; thing that keeps me going is a desire to become very wealthy.
>>27283610
How do you imagine to become very wealthy after 30 if you aren't pretty much there yet?
I'm bored, let's continue this game >>27236899.
You tell me what anon does next. Try to get him home (or do whatever you want). If you don't reach a consensus I choose the less retarded proposal.
I'll answer your in-game question with info the character knows.
If you fuck up your life, die, go in jail, destroy essential relationships, or anything of the sort it's game over.
We continue from >>27239660. Mom has left to clean up and you need to figure out how to wake up dad if you don't know where he is.
The goal is to get back to normality. Check the previous threads for all known info.
Go!
>>27283467
Go to (what you believe is) your room. I have a feeling.
>>27283586
I mean, get some undies first and then go.
>>27283467
You should probably go take a shower...
The post with the least ammount of content wins
I start
>>27283271
r * 4 ~ { alpha
>>27283271
jdc
I guess my bread went bad, what am I in for robots?
u gona die, desu.
It's either going to kill you or make you stronger depending if this post ends in even or odd
Puke it up now or later, your choice.
Every girl I talk to and not just the ones that are overtly feminazis are sjws. Why is literally every single one an sjw in some form ?
Just pretend you're one too. Become a pathological liar. Their vaginas matter, not their opinions.
I'm sure there are a lot of silence dissenters who nod their head in feigned agreement and go along with the hive-mind for fear of being outed as a disbeliever. The repercussions for such though-crimes on a college campus is swift and severe.
I was talking to someone about this last night and yes, university campuses are degenerate as fuck and everybody is liberal in the worst ways.
Who /NeetWeek/ here?
I'm off school next week for spring break, so I decided to take one of my vacation weeks as well. I'm all caught up on schoolwork, so I don't have to do anything. I want a taste of the NEET life
Basically:
>video games
>porn
>4chan
Any other ideas?
You should also go to Subway for a fresh hand crafted sub for YOU, made by a professional sandwich artist.
>>27283052
Revision for your fucking exams? How about that one freak like everyone else is doing
>>27283099
That's a good idea, NEETs always talk about that, I definitely do that.
>>27283108
I had exams before break started. Next big exam will be in about 2 months for finals.
I literally feel like a god but I just did the weirdest shit someone explain what i just did to me
>havent been able to sleep all tonight even
through my sleeping pills
>got real pissed off at my mum for some reason and then started getting real fucking amped when she went to bed
>i just started absolutely raving to some random music literally going so hard i was in stitches at the end but still energized
>danced for like 45 mins straight and then decided to go for a walk at 3am
>listening to that good shit and then felt the urge to start sprinting flat out felt like a fucking god like usain bolt winning the olympics
>decided to walk past my friends house cos i owned the streets and the night is so beautiful it was raining and shit
>dancing along bobbing my head raising my arms up like a god
>smiling my fucking head off at everything i just felt so good pointing at random shit
>sprint back home even though this is the most exercise ive done in months so i should be fucking exhausted but i just feel slightly sick but SO FUCKING AMPED kind of felt like walking to my highschool for shits and giigs senpai but got bored
>get back home now and i dont know what to do with this energy im still not even tired
Pic related if she was in my vicinity i am confident that id hit it off with her and we'd fuck i literally am so fucking godlike right now
so anyway what do?
and also give me some fucking HYPE music to listen to i might start raving again
also my day to day life is boring and pathetic i just play vidya all day cos im trapped from other mental health shit
i literally havent done exercise for like 4 months or some shit but im not even tired at aLL FAMALAM
plans for tomorrow are to go hit up some stores and shit i could literally talk to anyone right now and i usually get terrible social anxiety but not ANY FUCKING MORE BOYS
for once in my life i fucking like being me
>have been close with a really cute Asian girl
>and I mean REALLY cute
>pic related looks just like her
>known her for several years
>she's extremely down to earth, pretty much anti feminist and really traditional
>never had a boyfriend
>never kissed a guy
>back when we were in school together she was a straight A's student in every subject
>Nice as all hell, never gotten mad or acted bitchy, ever
>Her idea of an ideal date is "marathoning friends on netlfixs"
>child's heart
>hates cheaters, sluts, cucks, ect
>extremely quiet (as in soft voice. She's relatively talkative) and enjoys reading books
>when I described the things she's done on her you guys have always responded with saying how anime-like she is (not dumb moe shit but just in character)
>ever since I met her 4 or so years ago it's been really obvious she's had feelings for me
>our mutual friends have told me she likes me and showed me messages of her asking how to impress me
>She even flat out told me how we would make a perfect couple (I responded with the affirmative but as if it was just a joke to avoid things being awkward)
>She fits every criteria to be r9k's "perfect girl"
>every single one
>the only reason we're not dating is because I keep getting this feeling that the relationship would be boring and lack-lustre
>all these perfect aspects of her turn me away while I'm simultaneously attracted to redflags
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME R9K I JUST WANT TO DATE THIS FUCKING GIRL BUT EVERY FUCKING TIME I GET CLOSE I ALWAYS END UP LOSING INTEREST. IF I DON'T SECURE HER SOON I'M GOING TO MISS THE P E R F E C T GIRLFRIEND BUT I JUST FUCKING CAN'T
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEOKDNF;ASNNEKLNFLKSDSEFKNASDFNAKSNFQISENFIKL
>>have been close with
Stopped reading, get off my board, normalfag.
>>27282897
-3/10 too obvious
>red flags
get the fuck out of there anon
Its been a long week, lads.
Post comfy images, music, websites, books, vidyas, movies, tv shows, videos or anything else thats comfy.
not been a lot of comfy recently
can't believe this board barely embraces comfy threads
Bumping lads
