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Im curious as to what you believe in.
I myself believe that there is simply nothing.
People fear death because they fear nothing. I don't fear of nothing thus i don't fear of death.
What about you?
loss of conciousness
>>27293360
What happens to raindrops when they fall into the ocean?
>>27293377
Interesting assertion. But will the raindrop be distinguishable on the drop or just instanteniously mix with the ocean?
that feel when no chubby gf to cook my meals and cater to my needs
chubby bf?
>tfw no chubby gf to cook meals for and cater to her needs
>>27293166
I'll be your chubby bf who cooks and caters to you. Are you a manlet? I want a cutie pie I can baby
tfw your ex bf posts a picture of him and his new girlfriend on facebook literally a month after you broke up
What the fuck why are men so cruel? He told me he loved me then overnight his feelings just somehow changed I dont understand? Ive never felt pain like this I just want it to stop
Maybe he loved what he had seen so far. Maybe you were shit all along it just didn't show itself to him.Haha no. I'm not responding to tripfags seriously
women do that all the time
Quit being a beta orbiter damn
Anyone want to talk about their favorite Porn Stars?
>>27251531
I don't have a favorite porn star anymore
It used to be everyone's favorite Gianna Michaels but she's anorexic now and also retired.
Larkin is gross btw. BLAKCED one too many times
You posted her already senpai
Veronica Bottoms
What does girl butt taste like?
Sugar and spice?
>>27292532
Poop and salty pennies
sweat and skin
it's the best taste in the world
>be my
>have sex for the first time last week
>grab girl's ass and pass my finger between her asscheeks
>finger literally smells like shit now
>mfw
Would you date a 17 years old? I just turned 24 and I don't know if it's a good idea to ask her out (she is the daughter of an old friend of my mom, we just met). I'm aware of the "Half your age +7 rule" and this is not about my oneitis. I will answer questions to give more context. Pic semirelated.
No, she will accuse you of rape for sure, don't do it. And she will probably try to kill you as well, trust me.
>>27292355
I would be in a disadvantage in that relationship I understand that, but I don't know, it crossed my mind and I don't know if it could be worth it.
>>27292331
If it's not about oneitis then why go for someone her age? what makes her so special?
>Hey anon! I got something funny to show you on Youtube, lemme see your laptop!
Give story, OP
>>27292223
do you have 3 open porn tabs or what? fucking freak
>>27292267
Long story short he went into my bookmarks and found a bunch of websites dedicated to traps, like shemaleyum, I also left a webm playing off a frap fucking another trap I hope he doesnt think I'm gay
>tfw 15 yo girls are having more sex than you will ever have in your entire existence.
friendly reminder that you lost your chance of teenager sex
I'm living with my aunt and her 15 year old daugher came home yesterday from being with her boyfriend and going to parties. I wish I could waste my life on parties instead.
>>27292214
My brother had teenager sex, but still turned out to be an even bigger piece of shit than me.
It makes me feel better knowing a failed normie can sink lower than me.
>and can't you see us fading, soon there won't be anyone there
>it's funny when you fuck up, no one really has to care
>sometimes I wish that none of this had happened
>that our sad song be carried into the sea
>>27251504
>all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
>when i crack that whip everybody gon' trip just like a circus
>don't stand there watching me follow me show me what you can do
>everybody let go we can make the dance floor just like a circus
>I could go off the deep end
>I could kill all my best friends
>I could follow those stylish trends
>But God knows I could make amends
>But Ive got an angry heart
>Filled with cancers and poppy tarts
>And its sad to know that we are not alone
>And its sad to know that theres no honest way out
>>27251504
>and already i can't remember if the heart was ever aware
>that the body it kept alive was wearing out, was shutting down.
>and tonight, when it realized, you gave up, it cried out,
>"only now i realize i always knew."
Who else likes to find sexy shit on youtube even though it would be easier to just access a regular porn site?
What kind of video do you search for?
Bonus points if it doesn't require the viewer to be an adult
>pic related
protip use search terms like 'dance cover' and sort by new and get hot new material
Is there a website where I can see women mma fight naked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJn03xJ29Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p94_9hpC8NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3mJiK7aTFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HskBv9l8XCM
I've fapped to these videos a couple of times.
Who here /showerswithsockson/ ?
>>27292089
Why in Gods name would you do that? Don't you need to clean your feet?
That's the most unpleasant-sounding thing I've heard in a while.
>>27292089
Does anyone do this?
It sounds horrible
How many times have you cried /r9k/ because of pic related
bonus video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhEiu9LOHf8
what is the madman doing
>>27251296
feeding his waifu, isn't it obvious?
>>27251110
Actually I never cried because of that
Crying because I will be lonely forever counts?
>find women unfunny irl
>women in anime are still funny
Why is this, arcanine?
because you've been talking to unfunny women
>>27291673
Because anime is written by mostly men
>2D
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>shit
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>3D
WHO YOU CALLIN' A NIGGA?!
>doesn't want to be called nigga
>act as a nigga
kek
>>27251102
One time a Black guy got really pissed over a joke I made.
>What does a Black guy do after having sex?25 to life
>>27251175>25 to life
>in this very moment, right now, on the other side of this screen, there are cute single fembots craving for love as much as you do
how does it feel knowing that, anon?
>>27291431
>fembots
No such thing.
just like my life, a bunch of missed opportunities
>>27291431
The only thing females crave is Chad.
