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>"Bro, if you wanna lose weight, just eat less, its simple!"
>Be 200lbs+ fatty
>Eat nothing but one bowl of bran flakes and water for a whole month
>Still 200lbs+ fatty
Its time to put "eat less" and "calories in, calories out" in the same category of phrases as "just bee yourself". All of them mean nothing to a robot who lacks Chad genetics.
>>27264438
You're not going to shed hundreds of pounds in a month dumbass.
>lift so you don't lose muscle
>eat protein
>eat <30% carbs
That fucking easy OP. You fucking loser.
Fuck off fatty it doesn't work if you coat the bran flakes with butter you fat disgusting shit.
How can 3D "men" even compete with this?
Nearly ALL men in 3D are LITERALLY THE SAME and have nothing special to them.. Anime men however is a whole better story because they're both superior in terms of both personality and looks.
Plus he'll NEVER betray you
2D men look 9999x better than "real" 3D men
Look at this picture he's cute. CUTE!
Tell me you wouldn't want him to fuck your boi pussi or fuck your vagina
That's not even a shoujo protagonist.
Girls like shoujo sociopaths, not beta cucklets from male demographics.
This board is literally a shitpost haven.
You're absolutely right. 3D men just aren't for you.
Oh well. That's okay.
You bought that onahole yet, /r9k/?
Over 400 grams of real mouth
>tfw a toy made for tiny jap penises is too big for my dick
>>27264383
whenever my parents go out of town for at least a day i always borrow my stepdads fleshlight and have a grand ole time.
We always get tfwnogf and tfwnobf threads on here.
Is anyone here happy without one?
I don't have one and I'm not rushing out to get one, yet I don't feel upset by it. Surely I can't be alone in that regard.
This is a shit thread but that image is pretty clever.
>>27264271
/monk/ here, i used to be like other robots, full of rage, but it just isnt worth it, i dont need to be all edgy and /elliotrodger/ like them. I'm happier accepting my fate and living the best i can
yes.
I can understand the desire to get a gf but I just don't care anymore.
Maybe if you had a gf before you'd want to get that feeling back, but if you've never even hugged a girl then you just have no point of reference. I can always just masturbate.
It's like asking an Amish person if they want to browse 4chan. They don't even use the internet.
Pretty much what I expected, im pretty centrist
>>27264015
fuck ideologies, doesnt it feel great to be such a free thinker?
Classical liberal (as in the original meaning) here, ask me anything.
is it just me or is the libertarian center growing?
>>27264278
do you support land value taxation and citizen's dividend/income floor to replace current taxation and social programs?
Any robots work at Wawa? 610 PA right here.
>constant stream of ghetto trash.
>actually had a guy accidently give me Xanax instead of a quarter.
>mush-mouth niggers buying blunt wraps.
OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT FLAVOR IT IS KILL YOURSELF.
what in the blue fuck is a wawa?
>>27264027
Convenience store in NE
What have you got against blunts OP? Are you more of a joint kind of guy?
>>27264027
It's an overrated convenience store in the north east.
>OP here yes it's overrated.
What is your daily routine anons?
No memes please. I'm completely alone and haven't talked to anyone in like, 3 days. Tell me what you do in a normal day anons
>Wake up at 3 PM
>Browse 4chan
>Eat
>Lift if its a lift day
>Browse 4chan
>Yelled at by parents
>Sleep
Living the fuckin dream
>wake up between 9 and 11 am
>make breakfast and eat it while watching TV
>take a long bath, wash head, shave if needed, brush teeth
>clean mess in bathroom/kitchen
>go to my room turn PC on
>go to r9k/yt/twitch or play some vidya on steam
>parents get home round 5 pm
>help them prepare dinner and eat together while watching TV
>clean up kitchen go back to my room
>stay on PC untill hungry again which is usually round 9 pm
>eat/clean/go back to room
>usually go to sleep before midnight
>*might fap before sleep if I feel like it
wake up whenever
watch tv
play vidya
butt start to hurt from chair, go lay down on bed
get back up
play some more vidya again
butt start to hurt again
so i lay down again but fall asleep
wake up
repeat
Parents are kicking me out. I need to commit suicide pronto
is it safe to assume you have absolutely 0 money left, no work experience and are in your 20's?
>>27263993
I have worked for 4 years and I have about 4k in the bank but I have come to terms with the fact that I basically have no agency. Its still winter and I am going to be homeless and worrying what will happen to my stuff and I would rather be dead anyway. I am 24
>>27264114
okay, so, lets see, you have enough money in the bank to get yourself a cheap rundown appartement, transfere your shit into a depot until you have a bigger place or whatever. this is a huge opportunity, just go to another place and set up shop there, work as a fast food clerk or somethin undtil you get a better job there. got kicked out too, best thing in my life
A cute succubus girl asks you out. She'll be your girlfriend and suck and fuck you as much as you want. You can introduce her to your friends and parents. She will never cheat on you.
The catch is that in addition to sucking your dick she'll also be sucking your life energy so you'll only live for 15 more years. Once you agree you cannot back out; even if you banish her or kill her you will still die after 15 years.
Do you agree?
What is the downside to this? There is literally none
Sure. Year 15 we can commit double suicide Hitler and Eva style.
>>27263775
There is none. Opie is a dummy dum dum!
Eliza is so perfect and amazing. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I wish she would love me as I love her.
Did she appreciate the facial masks!?
>>27263732
I want to stare at her forever.
>>27263750
She's so perfect. So beautiful.
>Sex before marriage is degenerate
>Sex as a casual activity or a consumer product is disgusting
>Gays are mentally ill evolutionary mutations
>The success of a society is directly related to the chastity and modesty practiced or enforced by its women
>men must be strong, women must be modest
And thats why you are most likely still a virgin
I agree with all of those, my man.
>>27263713
Found the assblasted roastie lmao
>>27263687
desu I completely agree
also
>sex is the most intimate thing a couple can do is reserved solely for a man and his wife
How do you feel about To Catch A Predator? Do you believe it was okay to publicly shame those people?
>>27263666
Trick question. Pedophiles who act on their urges aren't people.
They should all be lined up and shot desu.
I loved the show but >>27263688 should kill himself.
I love TCAP.
I don't mind that would-be child molesters are being publicly shamed.
Hey neets, cucks, manlets, wagecucks, schoolcucks(?), whatever else subhuman trash is out there, if you're a lonely ass faggot like most of us, stop by our discord and train to ease up on your own insecurities.
Shit posting, orbiting and general ultra faggotry not allowed!
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOj9D2l9
Monochrome sandwiches and cheese fashioned from tears
>tfw I will never wake up like that
the discord is alright, definitely come check it out
this is a thread dedicated to our good friend pedro of madrid. you will be blessed with good fortune but only if you reply with "hello my good friend pedro".
i wonder what our good friend pedro is doing tonight.
>>27263494
hello my good friend pedro
>>27263885
i think our good pal pedro is away. maybe he's on a date with maria.
what is your biggest dream that will never come true /r9k/? mine is getting a big boat with a crew and sailing it all the way through the Congo river and then the amazon. im never gonna get enough money to do that, why even live?
turning the hill I grew up on into a peach orchard like it was decades ago
just tear down everything and build a modernized replica of my house on top of it, tear down the eyesore apartments/gas stations at the foot of the hell, and turn it all into a peach orchard.
>>27263409
I want to be a hero of justice.
>>27263409
I want my own private island where I can build a decent house away from everyone.
