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It's time to kick the habit of watching porn. I'm not talking about giving up masturbating. Instead I'm advocating that you stop watching porn as a way to get that "fix" you think you need.
Porn addiction will lead you down some dark roads. Maybe you're already on one. It's time to stop. Right now.
Take back the life that porn has taken from you and use that time to focus on something productive instead.
You can do it. I believe in everyone of you.
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>>27277971
I had sex for the first time recently and it fucking sucked no pun intended because of my expectations from porn. The meme of "there's nothing wrong with watching porn!" needs to fucking stop, my brain is fucked and it's gonna take a long time to fix.

I'm gonna try to be realistic here and shoot for 1 week so that I have an attainable goal.
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>>27277971
>>27278121
this meme again. if porn is more exciting than sex, why not just watch porn?
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But I jack off once every five days.

What am I going to do with the 10 minutes it takes me to masturbate? Post on here, some more?

If I wanted to be more productive with my time, I WOULDN'T stop watching porn. I would get off this shithole and go outside.

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Hello I'm a white born female virgin. These are my minimum requirements for a potential bf.

>Must be 100% approving of working mothers, since that's what I intend to be once we have a child. Must be very willing to take work less to spend time with child more.
I like my job and I have no intention to quit it.
Money is not an issue, I make good money myself already and I'm good at managing it so he doesn't need to work insane hours to bring home shit, a normal average job is ok and him being home to spend time with family is more important.

>Must be 100% OK with my smut, my sex toy and and my masturbation habits.
That's how I get my pleasure. Pleasure is important to me. A man that wants to deny me my pleasure is not a potential partner, it's not a man I want, it's a man that needs to get the fuck away I want nothing to do with such a piece of shit.

>Must be 100% OK with me having my own hobbies and needing my own time alone.
A healthy couple doesn't spend time together 100%. A healthy couple is made of two well-adjusted individuals who are happy being with each other but are fine being by themselves as well, because that's how people with good mental health and self-esteem are, they have no problems being also alone. I have no problem being by myself and a partner who does is instant rejection since his problems and insecurities are bound to become dangerous and toxic for me in the long run, making me unhappy and sucking all joy from my life with his idiotic insecurity and negativity.

That's the bare minimum, anything else can be discussed.
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would you indulge any /d/ tier kinks?
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>>27277941
Sounds good. Now when do we fuck?
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>that second point
Roasties get out.

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Hi /r9k/. Today is my birthday, and I'm spending it alone again. Can we have a feels thread? I want to add more to my collection. I'll post the small amount I have.
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;_;

original posterino mi amigorino
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Happy birthday OP.

o r i g i n a l d e s u
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>>27277940
happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday roo-obot
happy birthday to you

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its already sunday wagecucks.

you have to earn my money.
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>>27277768
>this thread again
wew laddy
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>>27278187
i'll be around wagecuck
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NO I DON'T I HAVE ONE MORE DAY
EXACTLY 27 MORE HOURS BEFORE I HAVE TO GO BACK
FUCK YOU NEET

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>I thought I had a qt virgin girl on my hands.
>Turns out to be a rape victim.
Thoughts?
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If you can't handle a shitload of mental issues bail
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source on the cute anime
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>>27277216
>tooken
That aside, I wouldn't really mind a damaged girl.
If I liked her before that, I still would.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92CqQmr_qA

cuties singing qt songs..... falling in love over and over again...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q01I-6ygJ4I

obligatory emma
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she can make sad songs the most beautiful and happy with just her voice...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcX6qIUf-cg

you just want to save her and tell her that everything is alright.

Why does r9k say bbc addition is a meme when women look for black cock porn MORE than men? Sure they say no to niggers but you know it's just to keep up appearances
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>>27276508
The thing about bbc lust is you have to make it "ok" for them to admit it. If a black guy says "ay girl gimme dat bootay" they'll say no. But if he says "ay girl I just got a guitar a couple days ago. Maybe you could come over for some strums" she'll say yes.
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>>27276551
idk about that, the girl starting at 39 seconds would disagree

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fGxrhBPUkAU
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>>27276508

How do they know who's female?

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do you have a mental disorder and how you live with it?
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>>27275260
I must have some reason for being a NEET piece of trash
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>>27275260
Aspergers, ADHD, and Depression. Inherited all three from both my parents.

I don't really cope it, I'm just a schizoid.
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Depression.
I don't live with it.
I'm completely dead inside.

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>This is by far the doucheist haircut on earth
Why do normies like this shit so much?
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>>27274742
That sioux
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It's a good look.

Sorry it's not a crewcut, grandpa.
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>This is by far the doucheist haircut on earth
what did he mean by this?

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It's saturday night, and I'm bored as shit. Post charts
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Go out and get laid.
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>not virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27273251
I don't have money, or else I would.
>>27273269
It's easy enough as long as you're willing to be desperate.

>ignore malebots
>get called a bitch

>reach out to hang out with them
>get called a roastie
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fuck off with this meme already
>>>/lgbt/
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females really can't handle the bantz
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Two different kind of people. Just because most of them are anonymous doesn't mean they are the same person. Silly girl.

Tell me your unrealistic sexual fantasies /r9k/
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I want a qt girl to sit on my face and fart
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A woman that doesn't cheat! jk (Just kidding) lol!
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I want to have sex with someone who likes me once before I die.

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/britfeel/ sobered up early for the early hangover edition
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first for no bf
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>>27268846
Poleaboo had an awful day

He really needed his daily cuts
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Post your waifus lads. Should probably go to sleep desu

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The internet provides a window into the lives of millions of broken men around the world. Reddit's r/ForeverAlone is a good introduction to the underground world of invisible broken men. Here you'll find a digital museum of dying men, wasting away in a decentralized prison camp of their own making. But if you truly wish to gaze into the abyss, read some clippings from the 4Chan r9k forum

These men are beasts in human skin: unemployed, unloved, surviving on social assistance, family support, or inheritances; waking up every day and playing video games, masturbating, watching cartoons, and sharing their lives, such as they are, with each other on internet forums. Many will never escape. They will hide in their rooms, dying one day at a time, while the years and decades slip by. Is their fate less tragic than being roasted alive in a tank - or more?

Thesis: millions of young western men are suffering from a crisis of spirit that is morally comparable to genocide.

Their dying is less painful, but slower and more dehumanizing. By allowing this massacre to occur on their watch, Western governments are as morally culpable as Mao and Stalin. Pickaxes to the forehead, mass starvation, poisoned wells, firing squads - all these are the crude, low-tech, messy and obvious tools of 20th century genocides. Why go through the trouble of actually killing people, when you can persuade them to do it on their own?

Is it crass to compare hunger with spiritual deprivation? The end result is the same. Human life require meaning and narrative, as much as food and water. Deprive a man of food and you'll kill him; deprive a man of meaning, and you'll persuade him to kill himself.

http://www.thumotic.com/the-killing-fields-of-the-21st-century/
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>>27267110
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Wizard cha.n. is going to be pissed off, but this is fucking beautiful.

Take that, hypocritical, do-gooder normie fucks!

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>age
>gender
>nationality
>current occupation
>why you want to kill yourself
>whats stopped you from killing yourself for good
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>>27260267
>age
18
>gender
male
>nationality
brazilian
>current occupation
student
>why you want to kill yourself
autism and tfw no gf
>whats stopped you from killing yourself for good
religious and parents would be sad
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>>27260378

you're fucking 18 dude, seriously.
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>>27260401
Yeah it gets worse, I was more suicidal at 17 though

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