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3am and snoring through the walls is so loud every night and niggers are getting busted by the cops outside... all I want is to be a robot in peace, anon. How does one cope?
earplugs, maybe?
Move to Buddhist monastery
>cheap at shit
>no negros
>no sjws
>long periods of silence
>break addiction from vidya
>break addiction from porn
>become healthy both physically and mentally
>>29538296
This.
Become a Buddhist monk and learn to break metal with your pinkie finger
How do you turn a straight friend gay?
I have a this friend I've had a crush on for a year or so, we met 2 years back on here. He's a real qt and recently I've developed feelings for him. Issue is that he is straight.
Is there any way to get him to love me? We are already affectionate with each other and both very lonely.
How do I get him to fall for me as well?
>r9k how do I move the moutside
>r9k how do I control the tide
>r9k how do I grab the stars from the sky
It's impossible dog, it he isn't gay he isn't gay.
>>29538225
I think he might go for it though, or at least try it. I'm not even trying to be sexual, I just want to be with him and cuddle.
Is there a non weird way to get your friend to cuddle with you?
He's gotta be born gay in order to be gay my dude
Is college a scam?
Should I just drop out and become a wageslave now so I don't get into any more debt?
>>29538145
how is it a scam? why are you asking this obviously retarded question
>>29538145
>Is college a scam?
no but you get out what you put in
if you go there and play league all day and fail your classes obviously you won't get much out of being at college
The entire system of modern western society is a scam.
>It's a "Your life is shit and you can't take the loneliness anymore" episode
>>29538126
You are built to get over it soon enough. Instead just fuck the cliche and be happy even before you are supposed to.
>>29538126
>It's a "getting tired of your own shit" episode
>It's a "not even masturbation fills the void anymore" episode
>>29538126
> Its a "you will never" episode
>be self employed on internet making a decent wage from my corporation
>Haven't been within 10 feet of another human in almost 8 months
>the guy who delivers my groceries just sits it at the door and rings the doorbell before he drives off
>Landscaper does her work at 6 am and im not awake at that time.
Welcome to my life as a robot I guess
>>29538113
It's a nice life. Human interaction is overrated.
Also you get your groceries delivered? I need to look into that
>>29538113
>>be self employed on internet making a decent wage from my corporation
No, you are just a sad excuse of a failed normie. Get the fuck out now
>>29538148
I live in Calabasas, where everyone's so far up their own ass that there's an automated service for just about everything here. I can literally call a hotline and get anything from drugs to pink tutus delivered to my door without any interactions with humans what so ever.
Why does nobody like to talk to me?
>>29538111
obligatory check'd, but i'm not talking to you
>>29538111
because you're a nigger faggot waste of space
>>29538111
Let's find out: how are you, anon, what has engaged you on any level recently?
Also, check'd
"Hello from the outside
At least I can say that I've tried
To tell you I'm sorry for breaking your heart
But it don't matter it clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore"
What was Adele trying to say?
>>29538062
she tried to save the relatoiship while you just watched it fall apart
what the fuck else should be be able to mean in regards to relatoinships
bait/19
I hate how Adele sings all her songs about a guy who left her. Like that knew one "send my love to your new lover". Its like she wants to piss off and annoy any new partner by latching on as the ex gf that's sending love. The new bitch doesn't want your love, she wants you to fuck of your she's leaving you ex, Adele. But that's probably what she wants. To cockblock.
>>29538279
*fuck off or she's leaving your ex
>accidentally ended up with a gf
>everyone keeps asking me to bring her to events
>>29537939
>accidentally ended up with a gf
nomies literally just fall into a gf
they can trip and land on a vagina
>>29537939
don't do that unless you want "everyone" to fuck her
>>29538010
by everyone I mean my mom and grandma
they're pretty much telling me to only show up if I bring her
Is it just me, or does the phrase, "trigger" piss you off as well? Like when some SJW bitch says, "<Whatever> IS ONE OF MY TRIGGER WORDS" As if they haven't an ounce of self control and they HAVE to tell you what a piece of shit you are for saying some word, and that everyone should censor themselves around them, because, hey, words do hurt.
Fuck you. I cannot STAND the SJW special snowflake mentality.
>inb4 spam comments with the word trigger
>>29537911
Pic unrelated, please don't kill me it's not even my picture
>>29537911
I don't think anyone here will disagree with you man.
Regardless of whether they use the word "trigger" to indicate their retardation or any other word their autistic actions are equally annoying.
Had to break off a friendship because they were too far down the specialsnowflake syndrome rabbithole.
Yeah no shit. It is stupid. They're trying to ban words and justify their infant-like hissy fits.
Hey can someone reccomend a tv show, movie, or anime about friendship or loneliness to me?
Something like Generation Kill, The Inbetweeners, or Blue Exorcist?
>>29537852
bumping my own thread
>>29537852
bumping my own bread
Its weird that this didn't get past therobot but the other one did right?
Me and You and Everyone We Know - best movie of all time
I'm almost 26 years old, and just realized I'm indifferent about everything. I no longer think pewdiepie is a faggot, and I no longer hate anyone. I always thought of him as pure cancer. I'm just in the grey on everything.
Anyone else like this?
I feel so apathetic about my life, I'm surprised I haven't gotten to your level hey, OP.
Yes, about everything but politics.
pewdiepie is tolerable though
he's not hugely funny but unless he's playing a horror game he's not that obnoxious either
So this just happened to me. Sorry, I'm not very good at green texting.
>be me
>beta af and mildly autistic
>going to movie theater to see "Finding Dory" with friend and his family
>I don't have anything better to do and I kinda want to see the movie
>friend's bratty little sister wants to get snacks
>I literally ate dinner, but I still wanted a soda.
>We go to check out all the overpriced shit and I meet a 7/10 azn grill who wearing pins of anime and games I like.
>I tell her I like her pins
>we strike up a bit of a conversation,
>turns out we both had camilla as our waifu in fire emblem.
>friend's bratty sister drags me and to the movie.
>we watched the movie. Wasn't really bad nor good.
>spend the whole time thinking of that gril.
>when we I walk out I see her again still on her shift
>I really wanted to walk up to her and maybe get her number or something but I didn't have the balls to do it
>mfw this is the closest I've ever gotten to a date.
>>29537776
So she works at the theater? You can just go back again and maybe you'll see her next time
>>29537814
yeah maybe. I don't know if she would be there or not. I just want to get to know her desu
>>29537814
yeah but it might look sort of creepy for her or something that OP would go back to the theater to just get her number
>>29537832 do >>29537814
but tell her you were just passing by the theater and remembered she's working there and that you enjoying talking to her for a bit and tell her you'd want to get to know her better and maybe get to know each other better, that should probably do it
>Accademic suspension at CC because my grades are shit
>Still live at home
>No hope in life
>I graduated a year ago and I've done NOTHING
>Got in shape but fell back to skelly mode
>No friends
>Scared of everything
>Still lying to parents about grades
>Lost the ability to trust people
Can't make this shit up
>join fraternity of shut in losers
>find out they call me pathetic and talk shit behind my back
>best "friend" only uses me to feel better about himself
>freshman roommates have videos of me to play to themselves to feel better
>constantly told I'm not funny
>tranny looking coworker who showed mix signals blocks me once I ask to just hangout
>dropped out after 3.5 years, academic suspension
>failing at CC now
>no friends anymore
>parents roll their eyes when I talk about my dreams and aspirations
JOKES ON THEM. THE GREATEST JOKE IS MY FUCKING LIFE.
>>29537750
kill yourself ASAP
one day they'll find out and everything will drop to rock bottom immediately
get out before it's too late
>>29537802
>>parents roll their eyes when I talk about my dreams and aspirations
You can't just leave us hanging like that, anon.
Greentext Feels Time.
Good, Bad, Warm, Whatever, All feels welcome
wow such original comment zombo
many original comments fill this thread
warm feel incomiing
How is it so hard for you fucks to get some pussy? Just get a girl drunk enough and she will fuck you!
Pic Related Fucked her raw
>>29537728
I would have to get her so drunk it would be rape desu.
>>29537728
He's equally, if not more, attractive than her though
>>29537793
You could use rohyhnol instead, no girl will drink with you, after all.
![Feels-Bad-Man-Frog-04[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YBeaIvj.png "Feels-Bad-Man-Frog-04[1]")
