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How does one develop a suicidal nihilist swag that gets all the bitches wet?
Something that gets chicks thinking "omg don't kill urself. i'll save u. live for me ;-;"
>>29536121
Step Number #1:
Be Chad
>be attractive
>don't be unattractive
You can do literally anything with your life and someone will like you if you're hot.
That's it.
You have to be really good at something that juxtaposes your nihilist nature
Something like designing teddy bears or some shit I dunno, whatever empathetic people do.
You have to make it look like you're naturally empathetic, but right now you're just a little broken, so girls will want to "fix" you.
Is it possible to sext with a grill if you have small dick?
I used to download pictures of bigger dicks off of tumblr and use those. I always used picture from the same guy or ones that looked really similar. Don't use overly big pictures either. Just about 7 - 8 inches.
>>29536095
But what happens if she wants to meet up?
>>29536118
I suppose it depends on the context, but I used to say that I was working or I had plans with my family.
Is there any way to fix this?
"haha jk"
"pls respond"
>>29536048
Crowbar?
Thanks, you guys always know how to make things right.
Would you cry if your mom died?
I was asked this lately, and I honestly don't know. I don't hate my mom or anything, but I've been suicidal/jaded/apathetic for so long that I don't know if I'd feel anything, except maybe slight envy.
my mom and I have grown apart recently. We rarely have conversation. I dont know if I even want to make the effort to try to talk to her. She has a very fake personality and can be mentally abusive. we grew apart when she hit me really hard repeatedly.
>>29536040
No because I fucking hate the bitch. She ruined me and every thing I was going for.
I wish I was exaggerating but I don't hate or rage without reason. Who would have thought she would give the child with a career path a hard time, discourage me, abuse me, blame me for how horrible her life is and then turn around and say why aren't you doing this anymore.
>>29536040
Of course, my mother is one of the few people I believe genuinely cares about me. I love her more than anything else.
>mfw seeing a post use exclamation marks
If I see a post like this I'll always disregard it and think you're an underage kid.
>>29536027
Myspace is just over there Grandpa!
When I see someone use >mfw.
>>29536027
>mfw peeing on your face for being an old fuck on 4chan
it's time for the second coming because honestly why not?
alot of people on tonight
still no sign of the black nerd, bed bro, or assad. been searching for weeks. going to sleep now though, but i'll be on every day until i lose interest or get your guys' skype.
do I include the forward slashes for my search?
omegle is for normies
Fuck off normies
Jesus fucking chris, I miss the times where I could eat colorful flavorful cereal and watch cartoons with adult humor that would go completely over my head.
I thought america was supposed to be the land of the free, jesus fucking christ.
>>29536006
I'm WATCHING cartoons RIGHT now, while eating COCOA PUFFS.
You're SITTING and being PATHETIC.
Why not do SOMETHING?
>>29536006
You can still eat colorful flavorful cereal and watch cartoons with adult humor
You just can't restore your innocence
>>29536006
im 26 and i still eat colorful flavorful cereal and watch cartoons with adult humor that sometimes goes over my head
What fantasy do you have for asking a qt gril out?
>>29535983
I show her muh dik and she instantly orgasms
>>29535983
"yes"
i know, i know, but i have a right to dream
It's her birthday. We've been friends for a while. I like cooking for her so I make her favorite dish and bring her a small birthday cake slice with it.
And then we end up going to dinner and I tell her happy birthday.
>Check her Facebook
>She's engaged, pregnant, and moving away.
JUST
>>29535949
Everyone grows old and dies, anon.
It would be sad if they died alone like you will.
The thought of anyone I went to high school with being engaged terrifies me
I'm not ready to be an adult, how can other people stand it so young
>having a normiebook
REE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE oregon commoner
does this thumbnail terrify you as much as it does me?
>>29535881
nig nig nig nig akakakakakkaa
Cuuuuuuuuuuunnnnttttttt
Original comment original comment
>>29535881
It is rather spooky
Tomoko bread? Tomoko bread.
bumperoni
originaalio comentoni
Lets just call it cebruz bread and i will use it as my own thread
>>29535930
>bump after 4 min
summerfags are real
What's the most efficient way to become a chad and become friends with other chads within 12 months?
Gimme tips, even if it's just basic social skills.
>become a chad
I got nothin for ya norm.
Be obviously superior to everyone else.
/fit/: starting strength program for a couple months then move on to an intermediate program. cut the garbage out of your diet. get facial cleaning products and be extra diligent with your hygiene
get in-style clothes at jc penny that fit you properly
get your most social friend to take you to a party, then force yourself to talk about as much trivial shit that you can make come out of your mouth. when you're talking people don't care what's it's about, but they'll like the intangible characteristics of your personality. then they will let you into their inner circles and introduce you to more people.
ive been wondering, what do people from /r9k/ prefer in a partner?
>>29535802
Virginity is the most important thing, followed by health and a matching personality.
>>29535802
they have to be alive
>>29535802
Not in a position to have preferences desu senpai.
I could tell you what is "tolerable" I guess.
What I wouldn't like is some kind of incompatibility that makes the relationship get "stuck". I guess most relationships are temporary and actually degrade pretty fast. I wouldn't want that (but I know it fucking happens). I wish it would keep on developing and getting better. Doesn't have to be forever, but still hoping for something good happening.
So, femanons, do you think your bf would leave you for a hotter woman if he could?since you are posting here there is a 9/10 chance that you are ugly or not conventionally attractive.
No, he's not any more attractive than me.
>>29535833
The key words are "if he could". If your bed was out in the situation do you think he would Cuck you?
>>29535857
For a hotter woman, obviously. Who wouldn't?
post in this thread please and talk to me
Heres a ciggie pupperoriginolli
>>29535744
Hey there bud how ya doin
.. also Heres a ciggie pupper
>>29536295
Fuck your patronizing attitude
>>29536216
and no smoko break for you, you didnt even post anything
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