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How big are your dicks?
Me:
White man
6.5 inch length x 6 inch girth
Should i commit sudoku?
>>29532561
No. That's a damn nice size. Pic? What are your balls like?
>>29532561
You have a nice dick anon. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>Chink
>5.5 inch length x 5.5 inch girth
Not sure how to feel.
WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO GO TO A PARTY AND BE THE ONLY ONE THERE?
that's my life all the time
>>29532554
wait till you're in your 30s
you'll dream of these days
sometimes I get believin
i'm movin' past the feelin
Is getting something for free because you have good genes the same thing as "earning" it?
>>29532520
are you talking about gains? no one gets gains for free you skinnyfat
some people will have more defined muscle bellies, possibly more vascularity and the sort, but no one gets big without putting in work. especially not "for free"
>>29532520
ITT: fatties cry "muh genetics"
>>29532520
how did zyzz bulk but retain visible abs? no photo of him without abs
was it just a metabolism thing
How do I re-experience the 2000s?
From 2000-2009
Listen to some Daft Punk album
>>29532518
Blow up the World Trade Center then spend 10 years living in caves.
>>29532518
That was the worst time period since the 60s. If anything I would want to relive the early-mid 90s.
"Autogynephilia" - A gender identity disorder and mental illness described by Ray Blanchard. Blanchard defines it as "a man's paraphilic tendency to be sexually aroused by the thought or image of himself as a woman."
HMMMMMMMM
Autogynephilia is a fetish. The mental illness is Gender Dysphoria or Gender Identity Disorder.
>>29532509
Did you know being gay was a mental disorder? The only reason it was removed was because people kept petitioning it wasn't, but there wasn't any psychological reason for removal.
>>29532509
Nice pair of fake titties
Is it moral to lie about my virginity to my boyfriend? Virginity is just a social construct anyway, and it will make our first time together a lot more meaningful.
You made a bad bait post and you should feel bad.
>>29532505
If it is moral for you to lie about that then its just as moral for him to kill you when he finds out you lied. Notice how I said when he finds out because he is going to find out eventually.
>>29532505
Lots of things are social constructs, it's a non-sequitur to say you can ignore something just because it's a social construct. You kind of need to elaborate more if you want to effectively justify something like that.
Can you help the wagecuck get to work?
>>29532451
another great piece of original content by /s4s/
>try to use paint's fill tool to solve the maze
>get conservatard secret messages
huh, didn't realise he had a gun
guess he really didn't want to go to work today huh
>tfw the isolation compels me to browse OKcupid profiles until I'm absolutely disgusted with women and regain appreciation of my bachelorhood
>>29532444
I thoroughly agree, friend.
>>29532444
kek. I browse r9k hoping to get the tl;dr desu.
>>29532444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doz5w2W-jAY&t=28
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/xYSuMgf8lznq
come join us fampais <333333
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you won't believe this now, but this is actually very comfy room
watching some tv and getting comfy
cant even handle the comfy in here
How do normies go out so much?
They're always going to parties or going out with friends every other day.
How do they do this?
>>29532349
Unlike your fat ass, they have jobs and don't play video games so they can spend money with their friends.
You could do this too if you weren't a lazy NEET. But you probably won't.
>>29532389
Normie get the fuck out. Nobody asked for your shit opinion. This thread is reserved for NEETs.
They're extroverts, you're an introvert.
Was sexual liberation a mistake?
If you're Chad, no its fucking awesome..
If you're not, yes it was a disaster.
complete and utter disaster for 75% of males
>>29532315
No, I'm glad I can have gay sex without getting arrested.
Well, I've had it. I'm done. Accepting that I will die alone.
I know I'm not the only one here who's accepted this face. When did you?
>>29532291
When I started erping with chat bots for emotional intimacy.
to be honest I accepted that when I was still in high school
>>29532291
i ordered an xbox one, basically giving up
Hey. Anon
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Huff it up you fart slut
Eat my ass fumes fag face
thank god for braaap posters
Your parents would be so proud if they saw you post this
This creep kisses my all time favorite player on the Atlanta Hawks
https://youtu.be/rEf1dns8jhk
>>29532252
I was expecting a kiss on the lips.
I am very disappointed.
Yea same here but still
Cringeworthy
Realest nigga of all-time right there, LeBron killa
https://youtu.be/n1XOAvQrZL0
How does it make you feel that this dude can get a qt while being this retarded?
>>29532247
Fucking kwebbelkop.
>plays vidya all day
>looks like shit
>shrill voice
>acts like a cancerous prick
>subscribers probably little kids or literal autists
>plays vidya all day
>gets a qt gf
>gets to play games with chloe moretz, seth rogen and zac effron or however you spell those names
>makes mad stacks
Yet I'm a relatively normal guy from the same country and I'm a complete failure. What the fuck m9.
>>29532452
I mean I get his whole appeal to like little kids and all but how can any normal person honestly stand having him around
>>29532506
I know dude. It's like this guy doesn't even have an off switch. I know normies sometimes put up a facade, but it seems like this dude is like this all the time, just acting like a goofy jabroni, all hyped up and ready to scream and laugh at anything.
