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Do you ever think that old people are evil? Especially old men?
Nah, they're just sickened by the degeneracy and thus become cynical.
>old people have seen human stupidity for 60+ years
that would change anyone OP
the only evil group of people are middle aged women
Why do you think spics have small penis's?
Spics have bigger dicks than naggers
Spics > western africans > whites >= central africans and naggers > arabs and persians > indians > east asians
>>29530006
Ask me how I know you're white. Original Comment.
>>29530037
You must have sucked a miles of cock to know that.
It's so fucking warm why cant it be winter again fucking heeeell i just want to sleep god fucking damn.
>>29529825
buy an ac you poor fag neet
>>29529825
I couldn't agree more. The ac is just fucking annoying. Nothing is better than the warm hug of a heavy duvet in winter
bellyfat makes summer clothes fit like shit. looking forward to this feel so much
What does /r9k/ think of CHVRCHES?
>>29529817
I don't listen to much music but I really like their first album.
>>29529817
I like her music. Don't really think of her beyond that.
>>29529817
Generic electropop
minecraft
any minecraft servers?
Poorfag here. I wish there was a r9k server that was pirate friendly.
>>29529777
>pirate
its a one time payment and pirates are the worst players
>>29529741
why play minecraft when you can play rust literally robots working together in one big fortress of solitude
ITT: That artistic pixie girl of your dreams that somehow still ends up with Chad
>tfw the girl of your dreams becomes a pixie swj after 1 semester of liberal arts college
>>29529796
Fucking know that feel man
>>29529796
you dodged a bullet
people like her are pure sheep and incapable of individualism
So, my girldriend of one year started ignoring me recently. I thought that it was just one of her devil weeks and that's it, so I gave her some privacy. But just now, in the middle of the night, just as I came back from a friends get-together I found out she left me. I don't know if she got another boyfriend, or what. Help me, robots, I don't know what to do with myself anymore. She was the perfect girl a robot could get and now it's over.
Send her one text to the effect of "we should talk." Find out from her friends what's been going on. Chances are she's been talking to them.if she ignores you DO NOT try to contact her further. Don't call her and don't blow up her phone with pathetic texts. She'll expect this. Ignore her. She'll start wondering about you and then want to talk to you. Be cool and just tell her to meet up with you back at yours. Nothing more. Hang up and ignore her again.
If you blow up her phone with chappy texts and voucemails it will come off as pathetic and expected and she'll just run off as suck some guys cock who's not begging for her.
>29529836
I did send her a message with "I want to talk", I tried contacting her friends, but she just doesn't want ti talk with them about me
>>29529933
Sorry, newfag here
>Bored and Horny on payday
>Browse backpage for something cheap
>about to call, but I had a funny feeling
>that's when I notice the name
>>29529697
so is this a trap or honey pot
?
>>29529830
>>29529697
honey pot / troll / set up
>>29529697
>sum ting wong
vancouver police getting back at the gooks for the housing market i see
anyone here have a fleshlight with a shower mount? How is it? Can you use the mount on your wall?
>>29529692
Lol I hope no one ever comes to your place if you are considering that
This mushroom porno.is hot
>>29529692
Just get one with a flat base and superglue a suction cup on it,
What does sucking cock feel like?
How do you feel when you are sucking cock?
I am very, very tempted to try it out. (no homo)
>>29529579
I would assume it feels a little gay desu.
>>29529579
Have you never sucked your own cock?
I tried it once and it was pretty great both sucking and getting sucked but cum doesn't taste great
>>29529579
I had a "bicurious phase" in college and ended up sucking three different cocks from guys on Craigslist.
It feels like having a big fleshy rod in your mouth that is surprisingly soft for how firm it is. It doesn't really taste like anything except skin. Precum adds a pleasant salty tang if he leaks any. Cum is an acquired taste. It can be anywhere from bitter (especially if the guy is a smoker) to neutral/ever so slightly sweet (if he eats a lot o fruit)...but you can bypass the taste altogether if you have him ram it deep down your throat at the moment of orgasm. The "throatpie" is probably the hottest sensation, feeling his cock twitch and spasm as jets of warmth spew on the back of your throat. You might gag, but that adds to the appeal to me. It just feels so slutty to get your throat used for someone's selfish pleasure. Your mouth, the means by which you communicate and nourish yourself..reduced to a slurry, personal fuckhole to satisfy an alpha male's horniness. In short , it feels lewdly submissive and slurry. It's awesome if you get the right cock and are really horny going into it.
I'd say it's worth a shot if you have been really curious about it for a while.
For the record, it's been like 4 years since I last did it. Im now in a longterm relationship with a girl I love, and she has no idea about my cocksucking past...I still think about sucking cock sometime...a lot lol
Ask me anything I guess.
have @ it lads
The machinist, he was a quite man, the VVitch, i stand alone, dogtooth, Hobo with a shotgun, goodnight mommy
Great documentary.
It really shows how much the government can fuck with you if you are unpopular (like a nazi).
It can trump up charges to mean anything
Barry Lyndon is pretty comfy
Why do women think they are capable of experiencing depression?
>>29529554
>Confusing ability to get sex with the ability to make friends and relationships
They do get depression
Meme depression
Not real depression like men feel
>>29529585
Making friends and relationships is a requirement to get sex, though. If you're getting regular sex, it means you can easily make friends and relationships. You can't do that if you have depression.
Women can never experience depression. They pretend to have depression to receive attention and pity from everyone around them.
>>29529618
Exactly.
> tfw the thing you find worth doing becomes less each year
> tfw almost nothing left
what happens when i find nothing worthwhile anymore?
what's the thing you find worthwhile?
>>29529548
food and music are still somewhat enjoyable. about 30% of the enjoyment i used to get from them remains
about 20% left in some social interaction, in small doses. 60% left in getting drunk/drugs, but i know its not sustainable. 20% of movies and fapping
you?
>>29529500
>havent played a game since april
>dont remember the last anime or tv show ive finished
>4chan and random YouTube videos are literally my life
Know that feel familia
Hi, I'm Kurt cobain from the band Nirvana. Ask me anything!
hey that's pretty cool, I made this thread on [s4s] a few days ago so you're either copying me or we share 5th dimensional hivemind psychosis
Are you a robot?
People always say that you aren't, but I'm sure you are.
>>29529463
i dont know what you are talking about, im the real kurt cobain
>>29529512
im not a robot
>/r9k/ tells me all I need to get girls is just talk to them and be confident
>introduce myself to girl in library, my age, qt
>stand up straight, wear nice black button up, hair done, look good, 6'0 tall
>start small talk about the weather
>she nods politely and says hey i gotta go before conversation goes anywhere
FUCK YOU REDDITOR FAGGOTS
YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT
Can we please end this stupid meme that confidence is all you need and just going up to a girl will work? It's just a way to give false hope and make robots embarrass themselves.
>>29529400
Clearly you weren't confident enough bro.
>look good
Silly OP, your mom is going to tell you you look handsome no matter how ugly you are!
Other people need to think you look good
>he feel for the "just be confident meme"
Might as well have just been yourself
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