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Well boys, I just got a date last night with a japanese qt3.14, even though I'm a shitskin Indian Muslim. Being yourself really does work when it comes to getting a girlfriend.
Also, she is still in high school but is taking college classes early to be able to graduate college sooner, so she is super smart, as all asians are.
>>29529382
waiting after ramadan
>tfw my chad cousin is fucking his gf 10 min after sunset
>>29529382
Stop making these threads.
You are already dating, it's not impressive that she agreed to go out with you
lmao dude there's still like 10 days left.
If you think she is going to wait 11 W H O L E D A Y S for your date you're sadly mistaken.
Boyfriend application thread:
Robots, post your app
Fembots pls respond
Me:
>26
>Korean, but I cant speak korean
>5'9.5"
>~6" weiner
>average build
>face of a 17 year old
>KHV, not even a single female friend
>Just finished medical school, becoming a doctor starting monday
>likes anime but has shit taste
>likes music but has shit taste
>dont do drugs or smoke, but drinks sometimes
>dont give a shit about politics or religion
all i want is a fembot gf to watch anime and cuddle with and possibly make mixed babies with. im way too anxious to meet girls in real life, i reckon i only got into medical school because my stats were way above average
>>29529364
what's your apm in starcraft?
>>29529404
i dont know, im shit at starcraft. i had difficulty even beating the campaign mode of legacy of the void on the hardest difficulty
>>29529364
Me
>21
>Britbong
>5'9"
>blue eyes and blond
>slim
>look older than my age
>stubble
>KHV, never had a female friend
>part time wagecuck, living at home
>atheist
>will go outside but only for quiet walks
>reads a lot, also likes tennis, football, golf, politics, history, vidya
>never watched anime
Am I the only one who wants this?
I originally want this...
>2016
>not being a cuckold having your wife getting fucked by 5 different black guys and having her divorce you and ruin your life 10 years later
>not having a SJW vegan daughter who hates everything you try to do and becomes a major slut by 13
>not having an autistic shut in son who will be a NEET the majority of his life who you'll always be disappointed with
>not having a 6 year old son who decides he's transgender and has a sex change operation and hormone therapy
Fucking weirdo, it's 2016 you faggot
>>29529333
Yes you're the only one on the entire planet. Now shut up!
>Talking with oneitis
>Le ironic normie depression/loneliness memes
>Apparantly she sees through the irony when I make loneliness keks
>"Awwwwq it's okay, anon, I have a gay friend, he can find you a boyfriend! Don't give up on love!"
>mfw
Have no idea what the fuck to say, but that doesn't really matter. My parents have dropped hints on that too, and even a couple of the male normies I am acquainted with.
Is it that hard to believe a guy can simply be a KHHV who likes girls but doesn't have the looks or confidence to do anything about it?
Any similar experiences, robots?
>>29529297
Pls respnd. Shameless self bump. I need me some (You)s
>>29529841
Easiest way to drop a hint is to confess to oneitisbut if you don't want to do anything why does it matter. I'm not saying you have to try to get one but if you don't want one then why does it matter if people think your gay. Trying to convince them your not gay but not dropping bombshells around wouldn't be worth the effort unless you actually want a gf
>>29529297
My parents dropped hints like that as well, but I actually was gay until I was like 8 years old or something.
Why are the pussies of GoT fangirls so wet for Ramsay Bolton? Can someone explain?
they like bad boys. you knew this when you posted. get a life
>>29529287
I really don't get that. He seems a bit too bad boy for that by a lot.
more like why does this 10yr old girl get so popular
Hello fembots of /r9k/! I am a lonely male that is looking for a gf. I know, I know, I'm just some stranger on the internet why would you want to date me? Right? Well let's fix that let me introduce myself. My name is anon I am a 20 y/o male with a variety of interests. I study biology at a mid tier American university hoping to one day complete medical school. Some of my hobbies include reading classic literature, learning German, going on wilderness adventures, and drawing (along with the standard music, movies etc). Physically I am 5'9 inches tall and weigh 168 pounds. I've been told I have a young looking face and also have a slightly receded hairline. I am fairly muscular, mildly hairy, and have a 6.3x5 inch penis. Mentally I have anxiety and low self confidence, but I am working on it! Also if I fall in love with you, I will likely become very clingy, trying to cuddle often (I've never done it but imagine I would enjoy it immensely), and if you would ever cheat on me and break my heart I imagine I would go crazy and possibly homi/suicidal haha.
Pls respond
I'll date you but I am a fat hairy man
>>29529377
FUCKING ANSWER ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29529377
I'm a fat hairy man and I'd date a fat hairy chick.
>tfw stimulant comedown and no benzo or opiates
feeling like shit general
Bump and posting original stuff
>tfw comedown soon and you redose but next comedown is worse
>>29529219
Sucks to hear that.
I havent touched stimulants aside from coffee for months because of that.
Stay strong anon. You will feel normal again soon, you know that.
whats this guys name again?
im so forgetful
>>29529182
something like benedict cummerbunch or something
Brevedick Cumberbitch
Benihanaback Cumdumpster
THE TIP OF MY PENIS STINGS WHEN I PEE
>>29529099
Get that shit checked out
>>29529099
drink more water
also nice dubs
quit drinking acidic shit
>life was completely consumed by work and school during last two years of uni
>no friends, no hobbies, no life, nothing
>feel completely institutionalized
>eventually graduate and get a really good 9-5 salaried job
>completely forgot what it was like to have this much free time
>still can't comprehend the idea that when I leave the office at the end of the day I'm free to just go do anything I want
>just go home and no nothing until it's time to go back to work
I don't get it. What am I supposed to do with my life now?
>>29529061
why not get ripped desu?
>>29529311
Sounds like an unpleasant process tbqhwyf.
free will is an illusion so
whatever you're doing is what you're supposed to be doing
I know that she's somehow related to imageboards, and I thought that /r9k/ just might be autistic enough to know her.
Help me out here, fellow robots.
I need to know everything, anon.
Well, I'm going to bump this thread a couple more times.
I've got $60 in my steam wallet, what should I get?
EYE Divine Cybermancy. It's currently 75% off. really cool game.
A life
fjksehaighi
>>29528991
EYE
DOOM
some random japanese weeaboo game
How do ugly/fat guys keep getting 8/10 to 10/10 girlfriends? It's fucking surreal.
A friend recently got with a girl who is extremely out of his league and I can't even work out how it happened. He's fat, not tall, and I'm pretty sure he's not good looking in the face either but I can't really tell what women find attractive face wise anyway. It's not for money either, we're only 20. Meanwhile she has a cute face, good body, and a very friendly/personable personality.
How can people say women only go for Chad when this fucking guy gets someone like her? It's unfathomable.
>>29528977
Confidence and an attractive personality. 5/10 fatty here, shit works, I've been hanging out with some real qts lately.
alsob urself
>>29529042
Hey reddit, nice fiction. Kill yourself.
Money or they're a fun person to be around. Or both.
Any ideas familiams?
Gotta get (You)s anyway you can in this economy
>>29528915
TWAS I DAT DID IT
>>29528915
Could be anyone, from Baphomet to Lulz.
Could be some angry feminists who think they need more male tears.
Or it could be
> Pic related
Make an educated guess, OP.
>Mom called my G.I. Joe action figurines "dolls" again.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MOM! They aren't little girls barbie dolls, these are adult figurines that you can pose to recreate war scenes. Why are they unable to understand such simple concepts?
>>29528869
>using kids toys to recreate war scenes
You fucked up
>>29528869
You are not funny.
>>29528893
>toys
I thought you guys would understand me, but it seems like you're too much of a normalfag to understand the difference between kids toys and adult military figurines
