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>Spending more time daydreaming than actually doing something
This cant be normal. Im starting to live imaginary life and it is kinda scaring me. Anyone else knows this feel?
Yes
I have always been like that, there is rarely something I want to do so I'm always making up scenari in my mind
And when I told it to my mom she said I was insane
give me a hug, man
for me it's
>spending more time shitposting than actually doing something
the memes are a drug.
Have you perfected your roman salute yet, /r9k/?
Why not?
Jesus Christ he looks so weird.
>>29528525
that's because he took muscle-gorwing drugs for decades and spent all day 6 days a week lifting weights. That'll change how youlook a bit.
>>29528335
because im not an neo nazi or roman or live in rome
>>29528560
idk...to me his legs look natty but his upper body looks possibly steroided, yet his package isn't shriveled so i doubt it's roids.
Let my pupper lick my dick, I feel really terrible about this. Is there something wrong with me
Yes you sick fuck
>not a virgin
normans leave roooo XD
Pics or not happen.
>TFW crush posts a new selfie on her instagram after 2 weeks of silence
>feel a brief moment of joy after seeing her smile
>remember how i asked her out and she said no
>start feeling depressed
>remember how she called me back later but my spaghetti materialized through the phone lines and drowned her
>remember how i hanged up the phone in awkward silence
>Realize later how i fucked up my chance with her
>feel even more depressed
>look at her smile again
>wtf am i even supposed to feel
:( same thing has happened to me recently, but don't worry bro, we're all gonna make it
Stop falling in love with girls just because they exist and interact with you sometimes. It'll make your life a lot easier.
find a new girl that's way hotter than your crush and get good with her, then when she's your gf, post a selfie of you two smiling, so then your crush will see it and feel just like you do now. then she'd come back to you and say she's sorry and misses you, and then you get a sick threeway.
Why do I feel so sick every single morning?
Every day when I wake up, I genuinely feel like I'm going to throw up for an hour or two. It really sucks and I don't know why it is.
>>29528195
You're pregnant
Or dehydrated, sometimes I'll wake up and drink a quart of water before feeling satiated
>>29528236
I drink two giant glasses of water before I sleep, and two when I wake up so I don't think it is that.
I also doubt I am pregnant, but I guess you never know.
>>29528279
Do you eat before you sleep? Maybe you have sleep apnea? Nightmares? Anxiety? Could be a lot of things.
lasst two fukcimng threads have been ignored pelase help me
i need some fuckcing help to get rid of my cursed tulpa please fucking hel pme im having a fucking breakdown please help me
>>29528178
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa to beat up the bad tulpa.
Just ignore your problems, that helps
>>29528185or a chuck Norris one
pros and cons of beating your kids. share your thoughts on this topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR0zxfZEcFU
This is my argument
>>29528145
implying anyone r9k can get a women to reproduce with them
subscribe to that channel ill tell you a story how i jacked off using my mothers lube today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEsIXDwFIJ8
What do you guys think of this documentary?
Dont need a 20 minute documentary to tell me the obvious
>>29528130
There's no audio
>>29528285
yes there is
boxxxx
From my experience, being yourself is never enough.
Sometimes my friends ask me why I've been single for so long.
Why all the girls I fucked are either fat or mentally unstable.
I'm not a looker. At best, I'm tall, fit and somehow charismatic.
If a chubby chick wants dick at a party (I fucking hate parties), she seems to be drawn to me almost immediately.
Because fat chicks know the types of guys they're allowed to hit onto and I probably meet the criteria.
Just like I, as a below average looking face dude, am only allowed to target a quite limited number of girls without hitting a hard wall of rejection.
When a chubby chick sucks my dick, she doesn't do it to accomplish the male imposed mandatory chore known as blowjob. She does it to please me.
She does it to make me hard because she wants my dick in her. And for no other reason it seems. I like such simplicity.
When I'm concerned with world problems, when I get depressed over my life, I'm not faking that. I'm not playing a temporary role for the sake of looking like a tortured soul when it serves me. My soul is tortured. And girls don't dig that.
Because most pretty girls, and it pains me to say that, always ever do social stuff according to their very limited, biased set of rules that they picked through life long gullibility and an extremely docile, ductile, influenceable mindset.
You, as a challenger, are supposed to look like a stable, motivated, doubtless figure.
It is no secret that such people can only be idiots.
(cont)
>>29528126
(cont)
I'm not denying the importance of mental stability, but show an ounce of actual complexity and moral discernment and only problem chicks will show up.
Take a pretty chick. My crush for instance. She's cute but isn't bimbo, people magazine pimping hot. So she feels like she looks bad or complain about the fact she does even though she's quite clearly dreamy and obsessed with her looks.
That girl will only ever date handsome, rather simple minded guys. Because it makes her feel valued. If she then gets decent sex, she usually has no immediate reason to end this relationship.
A successful relationship is therefore equals to: ego rubbing + sex.
(cont)
As a clubbing/crowded places allergic, I'm supposed to use Tinder or whatever degenerate cool social app is currently prevailing in the quick sex business to fulfil my needs. I know how this shit works.
I'm supposed to be tough and stupid in a mainstream, pop culture way. Or else look as quirky as I sound smart, in a hipster-ish way. In both cases, I'm supposed to be a man AND an insufferable man child with as few coherence as possible in the way this works out. But hey, by being '''myself'''
I'm supposed to say to that blue-haired, attention craving dumb indie bitch whatever the fuck she wanna hear the way she wanna hear it or else she will classify me as a weirdo to be ignored.
The rule seems to be ''Make your personality as obvious and easy to grasp as possible. Be true to the bullshit memes you write to seduce her''.
I'm 22, neet, I can't/don't want to do this shit anymore.
Most girls are full of contradictions and their response to that is to act as if life is a fucking theatre play.
No one ever put them in front of that fact so they literally have no reason to try and do it any other way, for instance by being logical and thinking for themselves.
I might sound like I can't deal with the fact some girls are just out of my league. I've actually lived my life according to and aware of that fact. Just like everyone else. I'm just starting to realize decent looking balanced girls are usually shallow disposable plastic persons. And that sucks.
I want to fall asleep with a girl next to me again. Without having to play the degeneracy game, lie, or lower all humane expectation for it to happen. I wish relationships between people were simpler.
Successful, handsome, "have-it-all" guys also can be extremely complex. That's why they have great careers, are great engineers or lawyers or physicians or politicians. But they choose to keep things simple when it's useful.
You are too attached to your ideas and that stumps you. Ideas are not that important, doing something is.
Lads get on these tags pls and talk to original crossdressing anons
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Does anybody have caps of shirtless husbandos?
Some rare ones would be nice.
>>29528233
I can do that,wont promise it's gonna look nice tho :>
Where is my bf??
Not original version
When did you realize chestlets are worthless
>>29528038
>When did you realize chestlets are worthless
A few months ago.
honestly for a second i thought she was pregnant
>>29528515
She is, one twin in each breast
>tfw you fap exclusively to extremely niche fetish literature written by retarded people
>>29528010
I used to visit a site that catered to my specific taste in wordsmut but the quality really declined over the years and I stopped visiting. Everything started including self inserts, characters from other media, or shitty world building. The best I can find now is captions or short comics but new ones are becoming rarer and I don't enjoy the classics as much as I used to. I guess this is what growing up feels like.
>>29528085
I literally only get hard from these fucked up stories written by fucking heavily autistic deviant art sonic degenerates
>>29528010
yep ikftb
>fapped to mediocre porn
>shortly after find really good porn
>tfw have to wait to fap again
>tfw of knowing you'll be able to fap again in the future
this is what keeps me alive.
Seriously though, are there really people who fap multiple times a day? Because that's stupid.
>>29527934
I hate that feel so much REEEEEEEE
>Have flashback to when you were a pilot in the air force
>You were never in the air force, just played too much ace combat
Long live erusia
>Have flashback to when you had a gf
>You never had a gf but are remembering a dream
>>29528056
haha this has happened to me many times
funny how the brain works
tell me about your /retard/ moments, r9k
I had a major one just today
>met this chick on the internet, started talking
>been about 2 weeks since we've been communicating, feel pretty good
>we live kind of nearby, but not that close
>decide to meet at a music fest which happens next week in a different country
>I buy the ticket for the whole thing and ask her if she can print it
>she can
>send the file and jokingly say "inb4 you cut all contact with me and go there for free"
>since then she hasn't read any of my messages
fucking kill me, cost me 150 euros, I'm a retard.
Share your stories, robots
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come on, guys, gotta be something to tell
Haha what country?
Are u a virgin?
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