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tell me about your /retard/ moments, r9k
I had a major one just today
>met this chick on the internet, started talking
>been about 2 weeks since we've been communicating, feel pretty good
>we live kind of nearby, but not that close
>decide to meet at a music fest which happens next week in a different country
>I buy the ticket for the whole thing and ask her if she can print it
>she can
>send the file and jokingly say "inb4 you cut all contact with me and go there for free"
>since then she hasn't read any of my messages
fucking kill me, cost me 150 euros, I'm a retard.
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come on, guys, gotta be something to tell
Haha what country?
Are u a virgin?
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>>29528299
I'm from Latvia myself, the thing happens in Poland
>>29528327
yeah
My sister's really cute friend came into my room and asked me if I wanted to go out with them to grab a beer. I declined. I am so going to regret this in a few weeks, months, years.
>>29527885
once i farted so hard i cried
>>29527885
>earlier this week
>sometimes when I play vidya I get excited and will walk around and jump up and down(live alone so I do it a lot)
>played a really good match in RO2
>jumped around
>landed on foot like pic related
>hurt like a motherfucker
>still hurts but I don't want to have to explain what happened so I just wrap it in elastic bandages and walk normally when I go to work
It's starting to feel better and the swelling has gone down. I'm pretty sure it was just a sprain and not a break. Still hurt like a motherfucker though and I felt like a complete dumbass.
>>29528338
Yes you will, anon. Yes you will.
>>29527885
So you paid 150 dollars for some random "girl" to go to a concert LMAO
why did you even need her to print it?
>>29528720
because you show the ticket at the entrance and I don't have a printer, didn't want the hassle of going to a place which prints shit
I know I'm a fucking retard, I know
>>29528756
that sucks, you could of bought a printer with that 150
>>29527885
So why don't you buy another ticket, and hunt her down?
can't you just print a new one and get there first?
>>29528809
because 150 is a big ass amount of money for a poor guy like me
>>29528862
technically yes but, fuck, I'm just mentally crushed now
>>29528896
the bitch wins if you don't do anything. The way I see it you have 2 choices:
1) off yourself already
2) report your ticket was stolen and use the order confirmation (I'm guessing you bought the ticket online) to prove you bought one and get a new one.
Ticketmaster has this shit for example: http://www.ticketmaster.com/h/lost-tickets.html
>>29529194
That's a good idea. You can't take it sitting down, OP. Tell them that the ticket was stolen, get them to cancel it, and then she'll turn up and get stranded outside. Hopefully she gets kidnapped or something.
lost my virginity to a girl who then promptly dumped me a week later by blocking me on all social media and refusing to give me a reason
I wish I was a robot again lads
>be me
>work at wendy's
>exhausted have had no time to relax for the last couple of days
>family is in town so have to sleep on couch that is too small for me
>at work
>usually work as fry cook so i dont have to interact with all the chads and stacys
>got put on front lobby today
>have always had a dumbass looking smile
>GM tells me to smile, all the beaners make fun of me for looking like a tard
>sperg out when taking orders and voice wont stop squeaking
>finally moved to fries because too shitty to do front
>clean 2 vats of grease at once and machine gets fucked
>hot grease EVERYWHERE
>spend next hour holding back tears cleaning it as managers and beaners make fun of me
>get told i have to stay until close even though i came in to open today too
>constantly get harrassed by both employees and customers but am too beta to say anything.
i want to die
>>29528421
kek to be onnest
>>29529238
have had the same happen to me except i didnt lose my virginity. feels bad man
>>29528330
Ko pie velna tu dari?
>Freshman year
>First period
>End of the year, precalc teacher is cleaning out the back of the class.
>Find box full of cables
>"Anyone want one of these?"
>Take one
>"Hey you guys wanna know how to tie a noose"
>Tie a noose while narrating the steps, put it around my neck
>"Anon that's really not funny"
>Standing in the middle of the class, noose around my neck, shit-eating grin frozen on my face. Entire class staring at me.
>"S-sorry."
It was funnier in my head.
>>29529322
Bullied by beaners?
https://help.cbp.gov/app/answers/detail/a_id/735/~/reporting-illegal-activity
Even if the spics themselves are legal a bunch of them probably have illegals living with their families so it'll get back to at them.
>>29529740
Normies don't think suicide is funny. They take their meme depression seriously.
Should've hanged yourself right then. You'd have the last laugh.
>>29529740
We did that too in freshman year too, except people thought it was funny because we didn't do it alone, in the centre of the room, during class, for minutes on end, with a Down's syndrome expression painted on our faces the whole time.
>>29529810
I wish I had, man.
>>29529860
What's the right way to do that I thought I was doing it right
