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My friend told me that his wife told him that her friend whom I've met at their wedding last month keeps asking about me.
She's a pretty cute, short redhead. We danced together a lot at the reception since her date (supposedly just a friend) apparently wasn't very keen on dancing and I was there alone.
Should I contact her or should I wait for her to possibly contact me?
do it you fig
>>29524480
dude, she will NEVER contact you, girls aren't programmed that way
Yes, you should contact her.
Whenever I see someone being made fun of on the Internet, I apply it to my own situation even if it's completely unrelated and this gives me a great deal of anxiety. Is this a mental disorder?
>>29524467
>tfw get BTFO in a thread
It means you have a lot of empathy, that you have the ability to understand people's emotions.
>>29524467
It happens to me too
>it's another survey thread
>It's another mbti thread
>It's another trap thread
>It's another race bait/ race mixing propaganda thread
>It's another yellow fever thread
>It's another obvious bait fembot thread that still gets 300 replies
>It's another drug thread
>It's another steam thread
>It's another "why don't you get an X gf?" thread
>It's another "islam is the robot religion" thread
>It's another "normie here AMA" thread
>It's another tulpa thread
Did I miss any?
>Inb4 NEET threads
They're actually quite funny.
>its another alt-chad thread
People like attention
MAKE ARCANlNE GREAT AGAIN
Literally a gay Elliot Rodger
that doesn't make sense, if Omar wanted boipu$$i he could have just gone out and gotten it.
>>29524455
Saint Elliot was a lot more attractive and a much better gentleman.
you are as dumb as common americans that are wachting cnn and fox news.
if you truly believe that , then there is no hope for you.
even with that interview , ppl can now see how FALSE FLAGS are being made .
so remember now that false flags are common in america.
This guy has a gf. What's your excuse?
He probably has a much better personality than us.
>>29524453
He found a girl with a specific fetish
>>29524453
Shes got a major fetish, its not common
If you roll dubs you must clean your room!
I cleaned my room two days ago though, there's not much to clean.
>>29524405
R-roll
I don't want to clean desu
>>29524427
yes there is
knowing you you probably did a really shitty job of it it
do it right
How many of these statements do you agree with, /r9k/?
1. All forms of racial segregation and discrimination are wrong.
2. Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
3. Everyone has a right to free, public education.
4. Political, economic or social discrimination based on religious belief is wrong.
5. In political or military conflict it is wrong to use methods of torture and physical terror.
6. A popular movement or revolt against a tyranny or dictatorship is right, and deserves approval.
7. The government has a duty to provide for the ill, aged, unemployed and poor if they cannot take care of themselves.
8. Progressive income and inheritance taxes are the fairest form of taxation.
9. If reasonable compensation is made, the government of a nation has the legal and moral right to expropriate private property within its borders, whether owned by citizens or foreigners.
10. We have a duty to mankind; that is, to men in general.
11. The United Nations, even if limited in accomplishment, is a step in the right direction.
12. Any interference with free speech and free assembly, except for cases of immediate public danger or juvenile corruption, is wrong.
13. Wealthy nations, like the United States, have a duty to aid the less privileged portions of mankind.
14. Colonialism and imperialism are wrong.
I readily agree with three of them.
>>29524464
Which three?
>>29524401
Why are you using a trump icon if most of these are left wing ideals
>homeless, sleeping in my own car
>shower at the gym for $30 a month
>shit, piss, brush teeth, shave and style hair at a restroom where I can close the door for privacy. There is only 1 toilet
>wash my clothes at coin machines
>chill, smoke, and relax wherever I want. Use free WiFi and charge my phone at starbucks
>Drive around blasting my chill music and smoking to further my immersion into life of an enlightened homeless man
>talk to hot ass woman and can tell they like a man who is homeless and can take care of himself
>tfw no rent, kids, female burden, and bills to worry about
>homecucks and neetcucks jelly as fuk
>redpilled as fuck. No shame and no pride.
Morning neetcucks and homecucks. Living the dream? Lmao
I forgot to add.
>have a job
>>29524396
How the fuck do you make money as homeless? I want to buy a van and live in it. I have been watching people gut them and put beds, tvs, and kitchens in them with solar panels on top. The only thing I can't figure out is how they get money since any job would require them to fill out a form with an address.
>>29524449
A job. I forgot to add on Op.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8jUVci17vE
>>29524380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
nigs
>>29524380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3_D8AAMG_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDn-AWoE4yk
>"Oh Anon, I had no idea you felt this way! Why didn't you something earlier. Anon, I don't care if you don't have any friends. I don't care if you aren't some loud, sociable person. I didn't choose to date you because I thought you were different from how you are. It's you I want to be around. It's you I have strong feelings for. I love you Anon, and I wish you weren't so stubborn and would allow yourself to accept that. In the time we've been together I feel like I've told you more about my life than I've ever told anyone else. And it's because you're someone I can see myself being with for a very long time. And as long as you see me as someone you want to be with then it's all that matters, I promise!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgEmRJOLgjw ]
Oh shit not again please anon you know how much this hurts us
>"Do you mind lying together like this? Are you sure? I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything like that. Is it ok if I just...was that ok? Promise? Your skin is so warm, it's no fair! Here, feel my hand. Feel how cold my fingers are? I want to tuck them in right here until they get a little warmer."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwe5aBV8b4c ]
>"Anon I'm sorry people have left you in the past but I'm not them. You have to stop letting your past dictate how you live, because if you keep this up you're going to be a very lonely person for a very long time. The only reason I haven't given up on you like everyone else has is because I love you. Can you believe that? Can you believe that I love you? Do you even know what it means for someone to love you? Because I really don't think you do."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEpMj-tqixs ]
>make a thread asking a little question
>people start arguing
>they derail your thread
>>29524371
Those people aren't usually robots either but self absorbed normies who happened to got butthurt by another persons perspective
>>29524420
Shut the fuck up, goddamn weasely cocksucker. Go complain somewhere else. Fucking weasel.
Iktf
Also, make thread 0 replies, crie myself to sleep
What's the best thing to get from McDonalds?
I was thinking
Double Quarter Pounder
Medium fry
Two McDoubles
10 piece McNugget (Sweet and Sour sauce)
2 McDoubles, a McChicken, 2 apple pies, medium fries and an Oreo McFlurry
>>29524366
You just posted it, I miss the dinner box
My usual is
>2 Big Macs
>medium fry
>medium drink
>3 pancakes w/ syrup
>TFW my religious conservative girlfriend is aware of the BBC meme
W...T...F...THIS IS COMING FROM A WOMAN WHO HATES PORN
I asked her if length in penis, ass, and boob size is genetic or environmental.... she said "maybe genetic, I know everything is bigger with black woman......and black guys too, heh."
I kind of gave her a look and she was like "what? It's true"
This is coming from a woman who is repulsed by the idea of porn, by the way.
I fucking hate my society. She better fucking believe that intelligence is hereditary too, then. I'm going to bring that up for sure, mentioning IQ with Eastern, Western, and then black guys on that one kek
>>29524345
You can be sure that she's taken quite a number of BBCs in her lifetime OP
Leave her.
Culturedeath
>>29524345
>getting a white chick with a white dick is seen the same way
>had an chinese gf
>literally reached the end of her vagina
>said she was about to break for the first few times we had sex
yeah, it's just how things are anon. thankfully you need to instil the rules of dating, don't let her cheat.
because that chink cunt I dated cheated on me with some rich chink.
Women literally want it all, they don't understand they don't deserve a massive cock and a rich poof.
Is there a term to what we do here? I'm not talking about shitposting but what i wanna know is about that kind of relief or feeling ok when we basically are failed humans (most of us here). That encouragement to never change. Like those "depressed" internet celebrities. Seems like its ok to surround yourself in pettiness
>>29524322
No idea but the quote misery loves company sure applies here
>>29524322
Spleen comes to mind, except here it's a collaborative effort. We're the new Baudelaires.
>>29524524
Care to explain why?
fkcnbloxx
It is that time again
She is just so weird looking, if your gonna obsess over some slut over the internet at least make sure she is attractive. Even Pizza is legit 10 times better then this creepy whore
>>29524312
Crispy is just the cutest
>>29524334
Wow, it's almost as if people on the virgin weirdo board would have slightly strange tastes.
Fuck off.
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