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No other race can compete with white women.
NO ONE.
>>>/trash/
captcha: 1488
women aren't a race, mate
Race are a social construct.
No really, Portugese are White Europeans but victims of racist attacks in placed like Poland.
http://portugalresident.com/portuguese-students-offered-protection-in-poland-after-racist-attack
My gf just broke with me last week and a normie friend of mine now tries to fuck her. I'm like wtf youre doing dude...
Anyways, I already "got" (nearly) a 7/10 at college, so idk why this situation bothers me so much. Another dude I skate with sometimes said my ex was kind of unfunny so it was better like that.
What do you think?
>>29521767
>had a gf
>has friends
>has anew gf lined up
>posts frogs
Diagnosis: NORMIE
I think I could kill you if I had a gun to your head right now
Yeah, fuck you op
The English whitewashed the Wallabies. Ausfags btfo! As a south african this brings me such joy
>>29521766
>south Africa
Why don't you move to Europe? I hear they like immigrants.
>>29521792
You donating any money so I can make that trip? You first world faggots got it made. I don't why you all are complaining. Try being a robot in a 3rd world shithole.
>>29521766
My fellow south african! You aren't a kaffir, are you?
wtf reviewbrah is a normie now
That's a Russian kid. Reviewbrah said it was him jokingly and it caught on.
>>29521747
Why was the last thread about him deleted?
>>29523003
reviewbrah is a janitor
>tfw some guy makes a thread on r9k showing a picture of a naked and grossly obese woman
>tfw many people start posting more pictures of naked and grossly obese women
>tfw some robot thinks that the tits and fat rolls of one particular women look like an abstract pepe and he aks whether somebody wants to color the picture to turn it into an actual pepe
>tfw I do so and upload picture of brand new fat rolls pepe in expectation of many (you)s but do not get a single reply
>>29521657
the original fat rolls picture
Program used?
>>29521657
>tfw you can't unsee it
I don't usually drink normie swill American macro brews, but I bought some corona for a party and decided to try one, it had been years. It was actually pretty good, very crisp and refreshing with a decent aftertaste. I would never have ordered one in a restaurant before but now if I see one I might do it if I need a refreshing beer and not a heavy microbrew.
I mean, pacifico and bohemian are pretty good too, I guess mexican beer is alright. I did have Corona special once and it was fucking awful, like a failed attempt at an ale.
I can drink pretty much any beer. It all sort of taste similar to me. I can tell dark beers from lighter beers but when it comes to this companies IPA vs this companies IPA I really cant tell the difference.
>>29521596
>Corona
>American
Get Shiner or Pabst you fag
>>29521596
isn't Corona a girl's drink?
>country
>age
>how women rejected you?
>why are you still a virgin?
Spain
21
None
Because I'm practically a hikikomori
Australia
23
3
I'm not
>>29521593
>U.S.A.
>21
>2
>3 inch peen
On /r9k/, robots worship cute, child-looking girls? Just think about it, all /r9k/-famous girls are either teenagers or child-looking girls. Erica, Eliza, Katya, Anzu, Rose, Ashley, Miru, Elizabeth, Marky, Lauren, Crispy, etc. What is the cause of this?
Do robots feel intimidated by "hot girls" that normal men in real life worship, so they just go for the "cute" ones instead?
Do robots feel attracted to cute girls because they feel like they're innocent, virginous, and less likely to judge them as hot girls would?
Do robots feel attracted to these girls because they look the most like their anime cartoons?
Discuss.
>>29521574
Aren't 9/10 cute girls less common than 9/10 hot girls?
/r9k/ really needs to stop thinking childlike features = innocent personality
>>29521574
I think it's because robots had shit teenage years that they are trying to reclaim. Like Michael Jackson being obsessed with the young
>>29522009
Yep this. And anime. Also video games now, for some weird reason (see Overwatch, Last of Us, etc)
>Walk in your room
>See this
>Wut do?
>live in castle doctrine state
>pop pop pop watchin normies drop
do a 180 and moonwalk out
*unzips BBC*
legitimately the only chance i have with girls is in my dream so might as well see who you dream about
I dreamt about being in an abusive relationship with taytay the other week and woke up glad I am a virgin safe from womens clutches
>>29521503
especially since she has been B L A C K E D
we were eating them spaghettis
Who else here /shitlet/?
There's no way in hell my poop will ever satisfy a woman.
>>29521483
Clown poop is the best poop.
It tastes kinda funny.
>>29521483
You just need more fiber bruh
I take mandingo shits
but it's honestly more of a burden
Youtubers:
> Filthy Frank
> LeafyIsHere (I know he's cancer but, it's nice to listen to.)
> ReignBotHorror
> ScareTheater
> Night Mind
> Alan Resnick's shit
> Marble Hornets
> ThatCreepyReading
> Blameitonjorge
> Random spooky videos from /x/
Music:
> Fall Out Boy
> Reel Big Fish
> Jazzy music like Break Bot or Cee Lo Green
> Paul Simon
> SleepyCabin
What I do with my life:
> Work at a coffee shop.
> Write horror and do commissions of art.
No one post in this thread. You'll only be supporting the normies. If you do post at least put 'sage' in the options field so the thread wont bump
YouTubers:
>filthy frank
>idubbbz
>some more smaller youtubers I've met that are pretty gud
>ijustine for da faps
music
>oh wonder
>mf doom
>Kendrick Lamar
What I do with my life
>nothing
Also leafy isn't just cancer he isn't even remotely comedic, I know youtubers with 100 subs that are funnier than he is, he is overrated as hell, pyro is alright tho
>>29521504
I've been watching more of Colossal Is Crazy lately.
Why don't you have a black girlfriend?
there are no black people in ireland
>>29521416
das... a mayne
I do, but I am black myself. I am very happy
ITT: things that show the real side of women
Felt so bad for Dylan but also Suzanne
>>29521384
Terrible show
Absolutely awful
100% of the dialog is either vapid bitchfighting or one character giving some disguised ideological diatribe to another that the viewer is supposed to absorb and assume the correctness of because the characters and situations are set up in a way that (fictionally) validates it.
Absolutely disgusting.
I just started watching this and it's pretty bad, not balancing comedy and drama at all. It's hard to take it seriously at all because the prison is like a resort, the stakes are so fucking low.
Oz was so much better that it hurts, even when it started getting silly
I have a $50 visa gift card, what should I buy with it? Hoping to fill a hole in my life and make myself less sad, which I know can't actually happen on $50.
Ah well, taking suggestions.
lots of tramadol
a couple xanny
A figurine of your waifu
