>been pretty happy lately
>check my old Twitter (used it for a couple close friends in DM)
>my best friend/only friend from middle school is on there going on about some vidya shit
>hadn't spoken to him since I was 12 because we randomly grew apart
>found his twitter a few years ago because I googled him out of boredom
>mfw my old best friend is now posting furry porn and going on about...
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>cum on my cat
>it runs away
>right into my lap
>get chewed out
>get threatened
fml op I didn't even mean to nut on my cat
>>29513848
into my mom's lap*
>been losing mind for a year now
>crying like a little bitch
>random anger
>too much anxiety to even buy groceries most days
>mfw failed a uni class and normie teachers have to decide if I'm dropped
>anxiety & anger get worst
>can't even read about anything school else start sweating cold and crying
>tfw boys would rather date traps than me
Don't hit on us, silly girl :)
>tfw bf is away at rehab and I miss him
>>29512402
Shut up bitch. You get your life handed to you on a platter. Complaining about this to some sex depraved betas is so fucking manipulative. Get out.
If you could genocide any group of people, what would it be?
>inb4 humans
>>29511937
Muslims
Totally original
Probably everyone in the middle east. All of them fight with each other constantly and put everyone at risk
>>29511937
Genocide is a bit strong. If it were reeducate, I would say feminists.
To be fair, all extremists (left or right) deserve to be reeducated.
>tfw jerking off to a hot tumblrina
>tfw in love with her sarcasm and witty come back answer
>tfw I can only get off to her only audio post with her moaning
>tfw she starts posting pic with a strapon and her follower number explose
>tfw I got turned on when say she can probably fuck a dozen of her follower right now
>tfw I realise it's probably true...
>tfw...
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the worst part is that I know she has an ugly face
>>29511936
>>29512208
Im sorry for your failed thread OP
have a (You)
>>29511936
And who is she?
>originaru
Why don't you just go for an average looking girlfriend?
>>29511268
>pic unrelated
I fucking wish it was that easy.
>>29511268
this bitch is a 12/10 to me
that's how low I am on the scale
>>29511268
>That's average
Then shit, I must be hideous
rose bread come home rosebud
friday night brexit edition: what do you think rose voted for?
>>29509681
she traveled europe a lot in her early twenties so i imagine she's one of the majority of millennials that voted remain tbqh
>>29509698
yeah but that was like going to see puppies at the zoo for her, plus she has expressed some interest in ayn rand in the past
a better question might be: what did n8n vote for?
>>29509792
>>29509698
woops found the gaf thread
seems he isnt too happy about it
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1238622&page=101
My fellow robots, cyborgs, and any stray normies: 2016 has been by far the most chaotic and insane year in human history.
A shitload of celebrity deaths and deaths in general with growing Islamic terrorism and a fuckload of refugees continually infesting Europe while God Emperor of memery Donald J Trump has proven his likelihood of becoming the ruler of the US. The absolute madmen Britain leaving the EU, with cuck Cameron resigning and growing populist, nationalist and anti democracy sentiment rapidly growing. SJW cuckery at an all time high. It's insane. And what...
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>>29508945
Meme Magic 2016-2020
The Great End of the Old Aeon is at hand
Do What Thou Wilt shall be the whole of the law.
Love is the law, Love under Will.
Arise Lord Kek, and help us to usher in an age of comfy memes.
Wouldn't mind if he meme'd some fucking money in direction tbqhwy family.
Arise Lord KEK and show these mortals the true power of meme magic!
What does girIpenis taste like?
>>29508356
When hrt is done the cum loses its colour and taste.
Thats about as much information as I have.
Like angels tears.
>>29508356
If cut like skin.
If uncut - lick your wrist, wait 30 seconds, smell the lick. (that's also kinda how pussy tastes)
Happy birthday Poleaboo edition
>>29506682
>poleaboo makes a thread wishing himself happy birthday
Fucking pathetic you paki twat.
>>29506726
Shut up you cunt
>>29506520
I don't think religion is too much of an issue
Coming out as trans for me is just as hard as it is for most people
>>29506732
Thanks, friend
Should I date a guy who's shorter than me and fat? I think I would date him if he was only fat but he's also shorter than me and I don't think I could take everything in.
How tall are you?
This is important
>>29495405
I think I'm ~169cm tall
>>29495359
start dating him and just push him towards losing the weight, if you want to be smart about it just have him go out with you as much as you can.
hiking, a trip to the zoo, maybe biking, just get him moving.
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
>>29409341
>French colonize Africa
>Let a single nigger test out their alien like space technology incomprehensible to the feeble jungle dweller just for laughs
What a world we live in.
>SKIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>29409400
Please eIaborate on this.
Hello, /r9k/
Well it's another lonely night
Today myself and I had a fight
I said I really like being happy
But my other half told me that's too sappy
So I succumbed and stayed a sad bum
That's alright, one day these feelings won't come
But for now all I can do
Is stay up late at night talking to you
Which is why it's 6 in the morning
And without warning
I feel sad once again
I wish I could tell a friend
But I don't have one
They all abandon me
I guess I'm no fun
I understand
And I empathize
I...
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I'm drunk, once again.
Somebody make this pain end.
>>29519776
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A WOJAK PICTURE THAT MD5 MATCHES A PEPE PICTURE
I had to re-save it.
>>29519776
>>29519807
Thank you for stopping by and sharing how you feel friend. I hope things get better for you.
What in the world is this board Jesus...
>Those roleplaying NEETs
>The weird guy who calls people roaches and "pulls the strings"
>Constant race baiting
>Trap threads everywhere
>No green text stories or feels threads like you used t have
losers trying to annoy other losers who pretend to be annoyed
>>29519631
You called, roach?
I see summer has arrived just in time for july
HELP! How to escape from the banality of existence?
>>29519629
go out and kill someone
read a good book or do drugs
>>29519684
that still seems pretty banal
not op btw
Switch it up. Go on an adventure, do something novel. When one state of existence proves itself to be banal you can move onto something else. I don't know, a new game, taking a bike ride down a trail you've yet to go down. Trying new shit, in a nutshell.
Hello, wagecuck.
What a fine Saturday morning it is. I'm glad I can spend it with you on your designated freedom day. Well, unless Shekelstein call you in of course...
Haha, just kidding!
But I'd better get going, wagie, I have a VERY busy schedule. I've got to attend a meeting in 2 hours with EU officials to discuss trade deals with the UK. You see, wagie, the government has entrusted the future of my nation with me because of my huge intellect and many hours of research.
And of course I'll have to make my way over to NASA tomorrow...
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these threads just get better and better
>>29519398
Not your best effort
,
thanks friendo
Enjoying my weekend off here and next Monday is freedom day so it's a 3 day weekend too
feels good