Open door, see this. what do??
>>29516873
360 turn then walk away
who are you people and how did you get in
>>29516905
Lol wouldn't you be facing them then?
What is your Tinder success rate?
How long you been on? Total matches?
>>29516791
>Success Rate: 0%
>Duration: About a year, maybe two
>Matches: not including bots like 5 or 6
>>29516791
2 weeks. Maxed swipes. No matches. Kill me.
I had sex with 2 landwhales from tinder
One of them had a vagina that smelled strongly of bread
What's the point of having friends if in the end they just going to ditch you?
I see you have fallen for the 'friend' meme
money & bitches
>>29516783
The rule is to not bother with 'friends' and let them bother with you. The true friends sre those who message you are months of you not messaging them.
Are suicide threads now banned or what? You faggots realize how preventing talk about this is worse in the long run, right?
>>29516741
stream it faggot
originale~
fuck off anime nigger
They aren't deleted to try to help you they're deleted because you're a faggot attention Whore and shit up this board with them. Just fucking do it and stop decreasing the quality of this board even more with your life
If women don't pee from their clit, where the fuck does it come from?
Isn't the clit supposed to be like their dick or something?
It comes from a hole in the vagina above the cervix. That's why a lot of robots complain about girls having dried piss on their vaginas, cunts drizzle more then shoot piss out, and their aim is shit. That's why they like hovering over piss soaked toilets in the ladies room, and end up usually getting a few dribbles on their legs or clothes.
>>29516723
Female anatomy is confusing, but the clit is just an underdeveloped penis. Can't piss out of it.
Think it's the urethra they piss out of but don't quote me on that
Girls pee from their butts. Their front butts.
Is there a way to get a burger job without ever having to deal with a customer? I don't mind flipping burgers 8 hours a day but I can't talk to people. My voice gets all low and mumbly (even in relaxed situations with people I know, they often correct me on this, though I can't even "hear" it) and apparently my face has a mopey look to it, just be default. My fake smiles are really creepy, too. There's really no happy medium.
Anyway, what places should I apply to? How do I navigate the situation to increase my chances to get put in the back?...
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It's threads like these that really make me resent the normies. This is just a simple task for them. True, they may not WANT to get a burger job, but once they're motivated by whatever means, the process is fairly simple for them. They don't have to factor in all the potential anxiety-inducing social circumstances of it. They just take it all for granted. Robots also don't want to get jobs but they have all the social retardation and anxiety stacked on top of it. This contrast applies beyond jobs, too. It's pretty much all of life.
The rational...
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>>29517481
Thing is, after a while it gets somewhat better. If you're ugly as fuck then you have nothing to lose.
>>29516720
Might be different for America, but Mcdonalds in 'Straya only puts the girls at the front to talk to customers and everyone else works at the back. Might be a little hard to get a job there though cause they prefer to hire teens that they can underpay.
How does it really feel to have a cute girl suck your dick without being forced to do that?
Is that feeling really THAT unique or is it just some mental thing just for the sake of self-realization?
I never really liked blowjobs. Actual fucking is a lot more fun. It's not world-changing either, though.
>>29516699
i only got a blowjob once, it was by my second cousin.
i still love her
Its amazing for like 5 seconds, and then you get used to the feeling and it quickly becomes boring.
When you cum in her mouth is the most amaxing feeling tho
I can't work anymore guys. I can't handle being a wageslave. Death is a better fate than this.
How the fuck does anyone get by happily and work 40+ hours a week? I live with my parents and have little expenses but hate every second of life, only because I know I'm going to have to hit that alarm off at 4 AM and go to my manual labor job. I should have just stayed in college, but I hated that too.
I WANT OUT. But even if I quit, they wouldn't let me just be NEET. I'll need to get another job. The ride never fucking ends
idk. ive barely been working because i hate it so much and im trying to start a business but its not going so hot because im lazy and depressed and im just in mad debt now with no money. but working sucks i don't think i can really do it anymore.
luckily i have some skills that let me scrape by doing """"freelance"""" work (well, not really, as my debt is mounting, but a bit). but even that sucks.
>>29516693
God I fucking know this pain
Solution: stay at home until I can afford a high deposit low mortgage house.
Buy house, move out. Work hard & pay it off asap, in 10-15 years
By 35 have house, work part time & live life
>>29516736
No offense anon but that's a pretty bad game plan. You're going to be busting your ass as a debtslave (even worse than a wageslave, because you're literally owned at that point)
Tinder in Vancouver is full of bros and brown guys. How to find my druggy, pseudo-autist bf who doesn't know he's cute.
It shouldn't be this difficult, robots, with the internet.
look harder gayboy
>vancouver
or just pay someone to do it for you
>>29516688
do you have a throwaway email?
pls respond
No discipline, no motivation, no energy for self-improvement.
>>29516656
Then ask for help for someone. Go to your doctor or find a therapist. It's worth it to try, anon.
>>29516683
Now all my family will know I'm fucked up in the head even if they already know
>>29516656
You still have us bb :^)
>6'1
>white
>no physical extremities
however
>145 lbs
>can't talk to anyone
>my best friends call me ugly
>awful skin
why must it end like this
>>29516599
>6'.5
>white
>no physical extremities
>154
>never been called ugly
>normal skin
However
>can't talk to anyone
>never had the guts to ask a girl out, let alone dated
>my only "friend" is my best friend from highschool...
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>>29516599
>no physical extremities
What did you mean by this? Are you a quadriplegic?
>>29516866
I thought it meant noting is extreme, if it's how you said then ignore it from>>29516838
>just ate an 18" pizza by myself again
help
>>29516590
well if this helps, im eating some mcshit at 3am
>>29516597
what things? I just had a pepperoni pizza.
why does shit food have to be so good?
>>29516590
Just this once stick your fingers in your mouth and puke it up. Start your diet tomorrow.
>Steam summer sale begins
>Buy DOOM because it looks dank and it's on sale
>Buy some other cheap games too
>Check my bank account 24 hours later
>I was charged for the cheap games, but not DOOM
>Realize that I just got DOOM for free
>Hit with the sudden realization that I am now a criminal
Who /dangerous criminal/ here?
>stole drinks in lunch line
>8th grade
>I'm the ultimate
>>29516586
>Never stole anythign in my life
feels good man
>>29516641
>accidentally took a Snicker's bar from the store when I was a kid
>didn't even mean to steal it, just forgot to pay
>tell my parents
>treat it like a "BIG MOMENT" and a giant moral catastrophe
>have a big discussion about how to teach me not to steal
>I already knew not to steal I just accidentally took the candy bar :/
why are you so ugly fembots?
>>29516578
not a fair comparison op
So who's the average looking gal?
Not as fine as her but my facial aesthetics are p good m9
A thread for robots that don't have anything with anime, fairytale shit, collecting dolls/toys/puppets and other gay shit.
>>29516572
gb2 reddit senpai t b h
Wall-E is my favourite movie of all time desu.
He just loves her so much
>>29516572
>normalfags coming to an anime posting board and not liking anime
WallE was a comfy movie though, had a good display of what braindead normalfags will be like in the future