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>desustorage is gone
>cuckchan is fucking around with a bunch of things
>can't stalk any users
>this has been going on for a few days
Well now what am I supposed to do? I'm so fucking bored
>>29513182
No matter what, suicide is ALWAYS an option
>>29513182
opiee do you keep up with the new animu shows?
>>29513704
Yeah but I find it hard to get into anime like I used to.Why do you ask?
I constantly overthink things.
Do you really though?
better get on meds soon
Maybe OCD? i'm on autistic dollars for that and bipolar
What do you think is going through their minds
>wow now we've had more sex than /r9k/
>>29513138
The uncontrollable urge to eat rubber bands.
>>29513138
fuck you for posting that shit.
Does dying scare anyone else? Not death, but dying. It seems like the last few moments before death are just so horrible. Every part of you wants to survive, but it just happens. The last thought that goes through most people's mind is probably "what happened what the fuck?". If they dont die on a death bed at least
GROW UP CRYBABY
The Way of the Samurai is found in death.
Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily.
Every day when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords. Being carried away by surging waves.
Being thrown into the midst of a great fire.
Being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake.
Falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease, or committing seppuku at the death of one's master.
And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as dead. This is the substance of the Way of the Samurai.
>>29513117
I've had a couple episodes in the past where I've apparently stroked out. I cherish them as it prepares you for the end. You can feel the sudden onset and the panic and confusion set in but once you understand what's happening there's a very calm peace that overtakes you. Of course this is coming from someone who welcomes the end with open arms. The important thing is to not fight it when it comes. It's the last thing you'll ever do so you may as well do it right.
I love girls
girls are great
girl power
girls girls girls
>>29513078
shills are on full force today, but I can't argue with that ass
>>29513078
Sounds like you secretly like men...
>>29513078
thats a man tho?
obviously not original
What exactly is wrong with being promiscuous if pregnancy and diseases aren't an issue and you're also not screwing around with people already in relationships?
>>29513075
Diseases are always an issue and no birth control method is 100% pregnancy proof except for abstinence. Condoms cannot prevent transmission of HSV1 or 2, HPV, scabies, pubic lice and are often used incorrectly in the first place. And having multiple partners within 6 weeks is too early for viral antibodies to show up in tests so you will be unknowingly transmitting these diseases.
Morally, there's nothing wrong with it as long as you're being honest and up front with what you expect from the arrangement, whether it be a one night stand, a FWB situation, polyamory, whatever.
Personally I think sleeping around outside of a committed relationship is gross, but this is a free country and as long as you're not hurting anyone, go for it. Same reason why I think eat food off the floor is gross or how eating an entire jar of mayo is disgusting, but I'd never say you're morally wrong for doing it.
Nothing.
I just don't want to date girls who fucked a lot of guys in the past.
can you get high from second-hand weed?
Only to any significant degree if you're in a pretty tight environment like a tent and there's a lot burning.
This is called "Hot Boxing".
Maybe if you're in a really smoky room you might get a little tickle.
contact high is the word you're looking for bro, its what happens when you jack a guy off after he just smoked a bowl
>>29513997
What this nigguh said. Only way you could possibly get high is if you are in a car with other people and they all smoke and there is no ventilation.
Hey guys, do fake credit cards actually work for buying online shit (mostly porn from small niche sites)?
No, buddy
only if you use incognito, otherwise the bank might backtrack your internet history
It's possible to make it work, but I'm willing to bet it's harder than you realize to do successfully.
So i found this Robots creation around Lord Elliot's anniversary.
Surely you've heard this materpiece.
It has far too few views for the traffic this place gets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pSqndUZ18A
>>29513005
Deine Mutter lutscht Schwaenze in der Hoelle.
>>29513005
This video also has surprisingly few views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEQkH63Igj4
>>29513053
>Deine Mutter lutscht Schwaenze in der Hoelle.
hmmmmmm
>>29513180
it's so bad. i-it's perfect
Oh gosh anon my stomach is killing me..
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Oh my gawd I feel so much better now!
>>29512994
how is this appealing to people
>>29513096
Women fart get over it famflam.
>>29512994
stop
Orginami
>teacher is blindfolded and has to suck off one of her students in a private room
>she doesn't know which one she's sucking off but he can see her
>class resumes but she doesn't know which one of her students she sucked off
>>29512967
i put my dong in my waifus ass
i jizz
>oh sjit im cummin everywhenr
call her a dumb slut
kill her
fucker her again
>psh nothin personal
It's already been made for me.
>>29512967
>me and cousin in the same room
>she unzips my dick
>she pjotr penis in her voice hole
>i came
>shit all over carpet
Just another friday
Is it nuggers or nuggies?
nuggettes
Those are nuggies. Nuggers are a little longer and thinner, but not long enough to be considered strips.
>>29512952
nugs, dank nugs
>i heard you liek boypuss
>tfw Barbara died
She's dead now? I didn't expect it to hit so fast.
>>29512943
What do you expect you fucking faggot? She needs her meds and greedy niggers like you deprived her of them.
>>29512943
Fucking greedy piece of shit.
Are any of you robots into the esoteric? I say this in the broadest sense of the word. Whether it be practicing pranayama, searching for enlightenment, advanced interpretation of texts, tulpas, zen, kabbhala, kundalini, mysticism. I feel like such pursuits are the ideal path for us robots.
As we reach a state of failing to integrate and achieve conventional success, many of us take a step back from the rest of society mentally. Through this many begin to see the futility in what the typical normie is pursuing. The endless grind to appeal to women, attain money, and elevate status in the eyes of our peers. This analysis I think can be used as a gift, it can allow us to find something better and move forward on our own terms.
>>29512916
I personally meditate, have a tulpa, read zen literature, read vedic literature, and try to improve my health to increase my capacity for such whenever and however I can.
I collect black cock pictures
>>29512916
We are all one and the same. Every human deserves love and respect. Be kind to yourself and others.
>be mega footfag
>totally obsessed with female feet
>finally get my first girlfriend
>Her feet are sub-par
JUST
pic related :-\
>>29512903
My feet are worse
Toe too big
And they're too far apart
And I'm a girl
>>29512903
>tfw with DD tits girlfriend with top tier white feet and is SUPER into feet stuff
I miss her.
>>29512903
>he fell for the feet meme
