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>get invited to the 4chan swim-meet
>go there thinking I might find some fellow robots
>everyone is a normalfag from /a/, /v/, /sp/, etc..
>they ask what my home board is, I stutter "/r-r-r9k/"
>they laugh at me and call me a weeb virgin
>>29510148
That's because you are. Fag.
Fag, get a life, nerd.
>>29510148
I never understood why normies in school would know /b/ memes from like 2003 and think that browsing fucking /b/ of all places was normal, but if you are on /r9k/ or /pol/ you are a complete freak.
Who was in the wrong here? 3:25 and onward for the goodstuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6zJrN9zRQ
>even that retarded Mexican Homer Simpson has a gf
JUST
That fucking overbite..
Proof of dysgenics. Donald Trump's our White Terry Crews, and we're basically living during whenever idiocracy took place.
>was a skelly 4 months ago
>slowly turning into a monstrosity
Fuck me lads how do I stop this
>>29510127
by not making fast food your staple meal
>>29510127
Stop eating like a fat fuck and you won't become one. Also start lifting, faggot.
lift you tard
Its Friday night, what is your excuse for not going out to the club to meet women and get pussy?
>>29510093
Clubs are a terrible place to meet a woman you intend on dating. I wanna meet a nice girl that respect herself and doesn't give out her pussy till marriage
>>29510093
i put all my spare money in my steam wallet and all the sales suck
>>29510093
Because clubs suck. I'd rather get a girl's number at a nice bar or something. Immediate pickups don't happen like they do in the movies.
Who else /stacysister/ here?
>10 years older than me
>super popular in high school
>like 3 different boyfriends
>smoke/drank etc. but still ended with good grades
>graduated top 10 in her class in college
>is now a registered nurse
>me
>left high school and neet of two years
>>29510047
>10 years older than you
>super popular in highschool
She is 10 years older than you and she is highschool ? Are you fucking 8 ?
>>29510273
>What is the past?
>>29510273
Are you fucking stupid?
Heh
Which one of you wannabe alphas is this?
The beta uprising meme is not going to happen.
https://youtu.be/h68XlOllYLE
>>29510027
Also, source of the picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWV-3yGC0xI
>>29510037
THICC
Not original bla bla gbgsdhhhcfvb
>>29510027
Is this white trash mentally ill?
Post songs that make you happy to be alive after all
https://youtu.be/HdXH9YQ0Cqs
https://youtu.be/p_5yt5IX38I
>>29510036
>mongolian throat singing
truly great choice
>>29510008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c
>tfw you will never bathe in a swimmin pool of coke
>>29509967
Sounds like it would be pretty horrible for your skin because it's so acidic
>>29509967
I'd much rather swim in a pool of cocaine
>>29509999
/thread
Originalos
>have one chance for a gril to like me
>she seems to like me things are good
>fuck it up
>she doesn't even fucking tell me I'd fucked up, we just continued talking as normal even after
>she lied to my fucking face telling me its okay and then de-adding me later
>think I'm gonna die of heart-break/depression
>if I don't I'm contemplating suicide again
>mfw
well I'm still a KV loser robot neet lads
never try to get a girl off /soc/
cut your hair, shave your face, get a different frame for your glasses. you'll look pretty cool desu lad
>>29509956
Stop cutting your hair like that
>>29509987
>>29509990
I'm not trying to look better lads I'm trying to feel better
>identical twin is chad
>I am NEET
I didn't ask for this
if you're identical and he's a chad then you're a chad
get out. you have chad looks. fuck off to reddit.com
>>29509951
post pic of him
tfhastuyfhuf
>tfw no identical twin to fuck
Fembots would you suck your brother?
Would any kissless virgins consider there siblings?
If he wasn't such a little faggot, yeah I probably would. He's cute.
>Fembots
>Cyborgs
I'm sick of this gay shit.
I would fuck the shit out of my sister given the chance.
this is your daily reminder that there's nothing wrong with race mixing.
>>29509890
You are going to have to give some proof to make that claim.
>>29509890
thanks, I almost forgot
>>29509890
>pic
YEAH you should have reversed the genders if you wanted r9k on board buddy.
>tfw never got to experience teen love
So many experiences you missed out on.
>>29510100
FUCK OFF G HANNELIUS GUY!
>two inexperienced idiots acting off of emotion trying to make a relationship work
you didnt miss out on anything
This was cut off from your penis and nobody stopped it from happening.
How does that make you feel?
Here's some more info on what you're missng.
>>29509844
>almost as long as my whole penis
I call bullshit.
>>29509887
That's inner and outer foreskin. So it's only half the lenght when attached to the penis.
Britfag here. The wife's pregnant, about to buy my first house,public sector job, brexit might fuck the economy, how fucked am I?
>>29509797
reddit.com is that way.
I'm sure that once all the pakis and mussies are gone, taxes will drop to zero and there will be quality jobs for all (whites)
>>29509797
You aren't, the market will calm down after a few days to a week and even then the trade regulations won't be removed until at least two years. You have nothing to worry about.
