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>make quality post
>forget about it
>open the thread again an hour later
>greeted by like 8 (You)'s
>>29507827
>post in a thread
>right after, nobody else posts and it soon 404s
every time
>>29507827
You should aim higher... in life...
>Claim /r9k/ standards are too high and most women they claim to be whores are just regular people who just don't want to interact with below average males
>Leave thread
>Come back to my trap and collect my (You)'s
Every time.
Snuck my phone into a medical detox, what do /r9k/?
>>29507804
Stop doing drugs/drinking and work our your social life/career instead of hurting the 3 or 4 people that actually care about you.
t.
brother of an addict
Post meds
Fap on pillow
Cum on rug
Ejaculate on door knob
>women enjoy smelling sweat
How true is this?
It's a clickbait article meme.
>>29507784
I'm a man and I enjoy girlsweat
>>29507795
What about this?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomen/comments/3145k1/girl_enjoys_smelling_boyfriends_armpit_ladies/
GIVE ME ONE GOD DAMN REASON YOU HAVEN'T TRIED THESE YET
>>29507772
I'm not a cringey 16 year old stoner
>>29507772
I have to leave the house to get it.
>>29507819
pretty much this. I am completely done eating colorful junk food with fun logos next to it so that I can feel like I'm participating in a fun trend while my insides cramp and spasm at the toxicity I've exposed them to.
so where does ones obssesion with inteligence come from. Do people even bother or is it a minority (i think it is os that people want to be smart enough to fit in their prefered social group) and does i have ties with the fear of not achiving much.
>>29507662
English as a second language?
i mean look at peoples obsession on iq, does this not interest you anon, it does to me. Probably becuase i have that feel aswell.
>>29507728
yes and shitty keyboard.
thanks for participating
>I heard you don't date black girls, anon. Care to explain?
>*smell of coconut oil intensifies*
>>29507651
It would be absolutely degenerate because you have a nose ring. Please take if off and date me?
>>29507651
>Cuz black girls ugly bitch
Spits in her ugly ass face
>coconut oil smell
more like cocoa butter lotion and a strong odor of fried food, also menthol cigarettes
90% of black girls smell like this
>tfw I'm 30 years old and haven't been using the toilet properly all these years
>>29507646
I just piss in the shower and shit in a bucket and throw it away
What were you doing wrong?
>>29507661
>I just piss in the shower
Well me too occasionally if I'm already in the shower I'll just piss in it there no r-
>and shit in a bucket and throw it away
go on...
I used to be a normie, growing up. I had some friends, I could talk to strangers without having an anxiety attack, I even had a job at a burger joint (for a 15-year-old that is normie tier).
Then around age 16... Something went wrong, and I can't identify what. I lost all my friends, I had to quit my job due to a recent onset of anxiety, eventually it got to the point where I couldn't even talk to people I knew anymore without stuttering.
Now I don't even leave my room anymore. I text my mom if I need something and when she's asleep I'll go get it from upstairs. If someone is down in the basement for any reason I'll piss in bottles rather than walking by them to go to the bathroom.
Did the same thing happen to anyone else? Have you been able to identify the problem, and if so, were you able to reverse the damage? I'm 20. I don't want to end up like everybody else on this board. Unlike them, I used to be normal. I know what I'm missing out on to some extent. I don't want to be posting here when I'm 30. I want a normie life, and time is running out. So any help some redeemed normies who are still lingering here can offer would be much appreciated.
You went from a normie to robot at age 16.
Maybe it's karma for bullying robots. You need to 100 good deeds before you can get turned back into a normie.
>>29507631
I almost became Chad during my teenage years. I had a Chad crew, I bullied some kids, i had two girls fight over me to see who would get to kiss me first, colleagues respected me and always tried to strike some conversation with me.
Now i'm a pathetic NEET that can't even leave his room. Look back now, it's unbelievable, those moments will never repeat themselves, i will never have another chance again.
I second OPs request. I wasn't always like the losers on this board, but now I am arguably worse than 90% of them. I really don't know where it all went wrong. I try every day to climb out of this hole. I talk to people at the mall, I constantly apply to burger jobs, I do therapy. But no matter how much I try, I can't get over my voice going mumbly, my face looking mopey, my hands shaking from social anxiety, anything. But I really am trying, with no success so far.
So if anyone can help our kind out, that'd be great. Most of the people here were probably born defective, and have no shot at redemption. There might still be something we can reactivate within us, cause we used to be normal.
C'est la fete du st-jean
chuis seul, pas un friend, pas un chum, pas une fille, pas de famille de proche,
tout seul a montreal, a fumer du pot pi boire d'la biere pi d'essayer de pas penser a tout ca
ya du des robots francophones/anglophones qui veul chiller? jai du bon weed, du Jean-Guy frais
Quebec thread mofo
>>29507555
yo jai eu des triples
le seigneur Kek a donne sa benediction a mon thread
Je vais surement chiller au vieux port en velo, cmon, y doit bien avoir d'autres robots au Quebec?
Motherfuckers, too busy spamming like horny fucks in the 6 MILLION trap threads?
fucking thirst shits
come on and chill with a real fucking bro, ill hook you up with the best weed montreal has to offer
Just gonna drop this here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLE55F580AB012D5E3
Most of you may not watch it but I guarantee this will change one of your lives.
Its about how to get and control women.
Not in a fucked way, just a philosophical kind of way.
Patrice O Neil and its funny as fuck and full of fucking jewels.
Other than that, women and bitches thread - Hard Mode: No complaining and no feminist hate
Black Phillip radio show, some of you might know it
Gonna give this a listen, OP.
>>29507554
Ty op, that emotional feeding concept was like a revelation.
Listen fellow robots, this is the story about how I tried, only to miserably fail, once more.
>be me
>18, failing school
>everything's wrong in my life
>decide to finally do something about it
>dream of recording stuff and maybe even make a living out of it.
>decide to try to recording myself playing the piano
>don't know how to set up the shit I bough
>huge background noise, shit recording quality
>mfw I spent $300 on mics and cables I don't know how to use
>mfw I realise I'm too retarded to do anything.
>inb4 OP is even too retarded to properly greentext
Don't worry, I'll go back to lurking
>>29507545
Well, figure it out. Keep experimenting with levels and settings until you get a decent sound.
>>29507545
Okay, I'll give you some tips:
>position microphone close to piano strings for best sound
>make sure your input level is just below the red, but not hitting the red, to get a loud signal but avoid distortion
>use EQ settings to bring out a bright, vibrant sound quality
>expensive microphones are only as good as the engineer's skills
Now go play that honky-tonk music like a boss and make a million bucks, OP.
>>29507909
You'll be in the credits, don't worry.
Might be all the cables doing some sort of interferences.
But I'm done for today, neither Google nor myself could help me out for the moment.
>one chance at life
>benis is only 7 inches
>>29507513
>>benis is only 7 inches
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the average penis size in the us is 5 inches
you are two inches above average
get a ruler out
look at seven inches
that's a huge dick, bro
the capacity of a vagina is 6 inches
you are seven
you are literally too big for the average girl
you're a cool dude, robo
>>29507513
>the capacity of a vagina is 6 inches
tfw no handsome robot bfg
>>29507502
His eyes are so dreamy
>>29507502
Damn. He's got that serial killer vibes that femanons come here for.
>>29507598
Yup
Idk if he posts here anymore but he definitely still browses 4chan
>tfw favourite wrestler goes crazy and kills his family
>tfw it has been 9 years since the incident and i still cant believe it (24/6/07)
Feels thread
How was your favorite wrestler not Triple H?
Chris Benoit? Seriously? You must have been the most boring kid on the planet.
>tfw you will never be friends with Seth
>>29507487
>>>>>>> Triple H
because i wasnt a filthy casual
Benoit put his soul and blood into the business for nearly 20 years just to have ONE significant moment at WM20 while Triple H was/is a chad that got everything handed to him.
Benoit was also a known robot irl
I just got refused from all the schools I've tried to join.
Im a 25yo french NEET trying to get my life back and my country won't let me..
I feel so hopeless r9k... I was really motivated to go back to school and they crushed me.
Eleven different uni told me to fuck off. Feels fucking bad.
>>29507444
Heh, meanwhile, I'm a 24yo south european NEET and just got my results from entrance exams for university, I got the top score senpai, they want me :^)
That's what you get for being a useless piece of shit NEET desu, instead of actually using all your spare time to do something of worth (even if you are a shut-in like I was/am).
Did you try marking your ethnicity as Middle Eastern or Arab?
Write a book.
Write a book and pour every fucking bit of your depression into it, show how fucking hard it is to live like a worthless scumbag. Publish the fuck out of it. Even if you don't make a fucking penny off of it, it'll still be worth it, it'll still be worth you pouring all of those caged up feeling inside and letting them explode out of you in written glory.
