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How much should you tell your therapist about your suicidal thoughts?
All of them. If you need help it is ok to seek it. Just remember everyone on this website will talk to you.
>>29505463
Careful. We called the hotline on a friend of ours one bad night, she didn't improve and now she's 15k in debt because of it. So much worse off.
Y u wanna suicide?
>>29505515
>15k in debt
that's fucked up
>homeless, sleeping in a car
>take shower at the golds gym for 30$ a month to shower. Wear beach shorts and sandals so I don't go bare foot in public showers
>go to restroom to shit, piss, brush teeth, shave beard, and apply my anti-frizz serum to style my hair
>have a job
>my adress is a p.o box
>tfw no rent, bills, kids, or depending on mommy and daddy like most neets and normalfags
>tfw freedom, adventure and a nomad traveler.
>if I ever want pussy. I just pay a whore to fuck which is cheaper and higher value than a regular woman
I did it /r9k/. How are the homecucks and neetcucks doing? Don't forget to pay you rent homecucks and don't forget about your daily suicidal episode, neets. lmao.
This lifestyle is awesome. The closest you will get to freedom is by the grave of homelessness.
Who living the dream here?
>>29505445
>grave
Grace*
I wash my clothes at a public coin washer and dryer place.
Didn't you make this same thread yesterday?
>>29505445
This was actually a dream of mine when i was a wee gadgetron. Except mine i envisioned a van fully decked out with mattress and whatnot. Bang honeys in da back.
who /bigdick/ here? 7.5 myself
>tfw walk with legs apart when i leave the shower so it hangs and flops about
>>29505427
>tfw dicklet
i'd give anything to have a thick 9 incher
>>29505427
im 7.5x6 but like 3 inches flaccid lmao
>>29505507
im not much bigger than you flaccid when im erect m8
I've managed to acquire a sissy, but I don't know what to do from here. He's super submissive, likes wearing chastity cages, has a foot fetish and likes being hit in the balls and dick. I have no idea what I'm doing, so how do i get the most amount of money from him? He's paying for these "services" and I'm just a NEET
Hypnotize him, they're usually into that, then while under tell him to pay you.
Pics of the sissy, nigger, your post is making me hard.
>>29506605
I don't have pics of him. Although I should ask, right? Like I said, i'm really new to this and I have no idea what i'm doing. We met one day in community college and he's been orbiting me hard as fuck ever since. Aside from the pic, what else should I ask for?
>not smoking a blunt while sipping coffee in bed watching comfy anime
It's like you hate to be comfy, /r9k/, what happened?
>>29505409
I like to buy weed from people I know and ever since I've moved I can't find any. otherwise I'd be on that same boat, brother
>>29505409
Swap coffee with alcohol & that's me..
>>29505409
>smoking weed
Fuck off normie.
>be half Asian half white
>have 4 inch erect dick that prevented me from ever having a gf
>went to a sauna with my white dad
>as we were getting up to leave his towel slipped off revealing a penis even smaller than mine
>I used to blame my small penis on my Asian genes but now I know I got it from my white father
>afterwards my dad revealed the reason he and my Asian mom are separated is because my mom admitted to having an affair
>realize I am a worthless beta cuck like my dad and will probably die a virgin
>fuck my life
>>29505399
LOL you got naked with your dad? Weird.
Penis size means close to nothing in this world stop letting porn influence your outlook so goddamn much
>tfw 6'3" half asian with 7" dick
lmaoing at your life kid
>>29505447
post face and dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwtJ3_bNZPQ
So this guy is trying to tell us that everyone can make it even though 90% of factors in his story are down to randonm chance.
Where did l hear that one before.
>>29505371
>giving views to a lying jew pig
>this fucking hack with the punchable face
he's a huge fraud and a collosal douchebag
ls this kinography?
who else is into cutting here?
I plan on making the annual festival of blood today. I like to release myself with lots of shallow cuts making patterns on my body. I guess I will write Pain on overside of my forearm, and Hope on the underside. Could be a nice reminder to keep shit together for the rest of the year.
>>29505281
I have about 200 cut marks on my body. I used to do it as emotional pain relief but now I do it mainly as an element of ritual work. I burn blood-soaked incense to strengthen spells.
>>29505413
any good spells?
I dont believe in magic but maybe its worth trying
>>29505281
Get a real hobby you cucks
I am a kissless virgin at 24 years old. No experience, zero, nothing. No dates, never had a gf, never held hands, obviously never had sex. Whatever is even the slightest level of experience with women, I do not have.
At my current age. For the first time i am really feeling like my lack of exp is holding me back. It is holding me back in growing out of my awkwardness with women. Im sure you guys are familiar with the effects of becoming an old virgin. I dont want this.
So, im been thinking about visiting a prostitute, as i live in the netherlands its possible to find a legit out. However I dont want to do this. So now im thinking about going to a massage parlor to get an intimate massage with body 2 body and a happy ending. Im thinking it might help me with my problems that come from inexperience.
What do you guys think about this?
Losing your virginity won't make you magically not awkward with women. It'll only make you an awkward non-virgin.
But have you been lifting? You do know that all your problems disappear if you repeatedly lift heavy blocks of metal.
>>29505261
massage parlors just seem like a different form of prostitution.
just go to a prostitute, you'll probablyb e allowed to do more which means more experience.
OHAYOU /R9K/!!!
THE STEAM SALE HAS BEGUN AND I'VE COME TO WISH YOU ALL A GOOD DAY AND SHILL GAMES TO BUY!
I'VE BEEN PLAYING 4X GAMES RECENTLY AND ENDLESS LEGEND HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE SO FAR! IT HAS A REALLY IN DEPTH COMBAT AND CITY GROWTH SYSTEM. AMPLITUDE MADE ALOT OF IMPROVEMENTS AFTER THEIR ENDLESS SPACE GAME! WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING/DOING/EATING?
>>29505242
i just play my xbox, senpai
i don't have a steam account
>>29505242
Ohayou anon! I'm going to be playing some TF2 today. I've been playing that bar tending game you recommended the other day, and it's very comfy! I hope you have a great day!
Waiting for a bloodclot to kill me. I have no drugs. ;_;
I hurt myself today.
It is what it is though...
>>29505240
hang in there, Carpe diem
wanna talk about it?
>>29505240
>Shortwave
>>29505240
Well that wasn't very smart!
Try not to be so clumsy next time ya dummy!
Why did a girl who should be happy enough with her riches feel the need to get a tiddie job?
Women always wanna go up. Even when they are at the very top they still wanna go higher. They are never happy with what they have, she will cuck him with a more handsome, more powerful guy and then kiss him with the cum on her lips.
Taylor is a slut and a shit waifu
those comedians who make fun of her were right
TayTay looking smug and happy.
Post your taste charts
>inb4 savory
You got a blank template?
>>29505186
Only picking one is hard, but ill give it a shot
M+b warband
Oldboy
Aesop rock
Ygdrassil
Same tv show
Acoustic fingerstyle guitar
Futurama
Dont like a anime, dbz was ok as a kid
The Iliad
Hk416
SOF van
Whatever tbqh I have no fetishes or preference
Achilles
Rayquaza
Aristotle
Marcus Aurelius
Ovid
Trekking
DUDE WEED
Becherovka
Kielbasa and Slanina
Coke
San juan mountains
Human
>>29505186
Decent taste desu. P90 is a shit though.
HAHAHAHA The young people who voted stay are just gullible, yet they think they're so "SMART" and "INTELLIGENT" because they have university degrees or are in university now. No, you are just brainwashed fucks that still have your mothers breast milk on your breath.
And pray tell, how old are you OP?
>you are just brainwashed fucks that still have your mothers breast milk on your breath.
Not an argument.
>>29505162
this shit is frightening
boomers or w/e the fuck is the chav equivalent get a lot of hate around here bud damn if they care about their country.
fellow NEETs and robots, Brexit actually working out has given me a lot of amerihope that Donald Trump can still become president, we must vote for Trump we need to hear the blood curdling screams of liberals and SJWs across the states and MAKE. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN.
you have 30 seconds to explain why you haven't voted for Trump
>>29505153
Because I don't have a time machine
>>29505153
Godspeed
>you have 30 seconds to explain why you haven't voted for Trump
I'm Canadian.
>>29505153
This isn't /pol/.
Fuck off and don't come back.
>you have 30 seconds to explain why you haven't voted for Trump
He is the enemy of robots everywhere.
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