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Today is my official last day of my Bachelor's in uni, and I saw a gorgeous girl sitting in the library. She wasn't perfect, just an average cute brunette with curly hair. I really wanted to talk to her, but I just couldn't. The past three years turned out so different from what I expected. Sure I didn't party as many people do, but I don't regret that. What I do regret however is that I expected to come out of my shell in these three years, I expected to grow up in some sense. Instead, I'm the same awkward person I was at the end of highschool.
Sorry about the rant, I just wanted to share my feels. Thanks for reading.
>>29501787
>frog poster
>uni
>bachelor's degree
Ausfag non?
to all the kids in highschool here: don't delude yourself into thinking everything will get better in uni, it won't. it will get a lot worse. I wish I were able to just don't care anymore
>talk to cute guy online
>doesn't talk to me after I show him what I look like
>tfw prom tonight
Anyone else?
>high school
Fuck off and come back when you aren't in your teens anymore.
>>29501780
I'm 20. Is this still considered teenage years?
>>29501790
>Teenage
>fourTEEN, sixTEEN, sevenTEEN, eighTEEN, nineTEEN, twenty
>want to seek treatment for my crippling anxiety and depression because for about a month I haven't been able to sleep more than 2-4 hours a day and I keep having constant negative thoughts of regret and hopelessness
>can't get myself to actually get this treatment because I can't leave the house, drive or be near strangers because I become anxious about absolutely everything
>even just using street view on google maps makes me anxious
>former escapist hobbies just don't work anymore, they even make me feel shittier than before more often than not
Suicide is really the only way out isn't it?
>>29501764
Also
>am incredibly insecure because my face manages to look even worse every day despite that I try to take care of it
>even in the past I was constantly ridiculed because of this when I was still leaving the house regularly
>don't want to show my face at all, preferably I just want to use my mask but literally no one does that here and I don't want to attract more negative attention as everyone laughs at me
>>29501764
well if that's how you feel just end it.
I don't approve of suicide tho
tomorrow I will get my life together
I'm considering becoming a trap. Would it be worth it? Would I be qt?
pic related is me
>>29501752
bump because I really want to do it but need to know if I'd be qt
>>29501752
If that really is you, you look adorable! I bet with enough hard work, you would make a phenomenal cuteboi!
>>29501794
You got what it takes kid
>everybody is out celebrating midsummer in my country and im home alone drinking beer
Why can't i just die?
>>29501729
Try giving yourself a hot fudge enema to OD on.
Soothing.
Use a cherry.
>>29501729
I haven't seen that version of that image before.
Why does that make you sad? I'm happy at home.
>4AM realize I need to get gas for my car
>realize the sun is going to be up soon and that means normies will be out driving soon
>heart starts racing thinking of having to deal with other cars on the road
>rush to my car and drive to the gas station
>minimal level of normies there(only one other car)
>while getting ready to use my card the normie form the other car yells over "they are only taking cash today"
>heart starts racing
> get in my car and drive back home
I can't handle living this way anymore!
>>29501704
>not just sucking your neighbors gas out with a water hose
normie
>>29501704
>Went to bed at 10:00PM cuz mad tired
>Wake up from extremely vivid dream, heart pounding muscles mad tense
>Look at clock
>12:41
>Cant sleep rest of night
It's gotten worse recently.
>>29501796
Theres a police officer that patrols my area at random times in the night, I don't wan to deal with that.
Let's see if you goys are really robots like me.
Also for reference I got 49.
>>29501683
>mfw I realize I'm not a normie but a cyborg
>>29501683
37
;-; fucking hell, man
I got 68...not as bad as I thought really
How does this make you guys feel?
http://www.houstonpress.com/arts/you-re-not-awkward-with-women-you-re-just-creepy-8505416
>>29501637
nigga l aint clicking that shit
>>29501637
Mirror it or copy/paste if you actually want a discussion.
But creepiness IS awkward. What a dumb statement.
Anyway, social ineptitude/faux pas is cute when Chad does it.
ITT: pics that could turn you gay
Pic unrelated
I eat it well done, and im not gay.
Well done every time, have you seen how badly it triggers culinary autists? Their tears are the best sauce.
Medium rare. Always.
I'm a 25 year old virgin and I cannot deal with the prospect of having to settle for some used up whore.
Really considering just going celibate and dieing a virgin.
Go ahead, you don't need sex to be happy.
>>29501608
do it then
no one is stopping you
you have VR tech on the way, you can basically simulate any intimacy you might need.
just focus on getting to a good place financially and forget about other people. That's my plan
>>29501608
That sounds way worse than a "used up whore".
FUCK, do yourself a favor don't search your city name on xvideos because you might find a video of your oneitis getting fucked just like me. God damn it
link or it didn't happen faggot
did she come?
Oh shit you better link it
>>29501599
I'm not posting any damn links.
>be me
>parents get a shiba inu puppy
>hate it
>mom asks me to walk it
>relunctantly take it to the park
>10 minutes later 3 qt 3.14 are all over my dick about the pupper being so cute
>mfw I used to hate dogs
Get ready to become cucked by the knot OP.
>>29501666
ah well, it's fine. anything that gets me laid, you know. I've never had so many gals phone numbers since that goddamn cute motherfucker arrived home. god bless puppies.
>>29501701
Post pics of your mememutt
he must be adorable
What's your signature scent robots?
You DO have a signature scent, don't you?
Bitches tell me I smell good. Cologne is for betas.
crusty semen, 3 day old sweat and cheap booze
>>29501575
>it's better for men to smell great and attract women with their scent
yea ok you virgin weirdo.
>>29501590
dude try cologne. You will feel go about yourself. There are plenty of fragrances that have that "boozey" smell but actually smell good.
Hey robros help me its about women!
So heres gurl i like she likes me too and we might have sex tonight but its my first time sooo
I dont know when we are both naked what to do first to eat her or maybe tell her to suck me but would that be kinda cock block?
Help me what is my first move when we get naked??
whisper into her ass
>>29501561
No srsly what do i do?? Halph pls
I just came here to post something meaningless
>feel me anons
> Take a massive shit
> Push button
> It's gone and I don't have to worry about it
>>29501548
How heavy would you say it was ?
And what colour and shape?
You mean like what David Cameron did?
>>29501548
1st world feels thread?
>get hot
>turn on AC
