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>cousin finds the incest porn
>mistress found the dick cheese drawer
>>29499466
>brother finds the cum pillow
>cat found the stem cell shed
>tfw no unrepentant bf
>>29499438
you're a bit late tonight, famalam.
>>29499438
I'm unrepentant to family, but friends i'm a bit more forgiving.
>>29499438
Im right here senpai.
original commendo
When did you realise that life is one mega meme?
When i realized life is pure suffering for so many people yet normies still go around calling life a "gift"
Fuck them
>>29499376
are you doing what you want to do, or what society is telling you to do?
When I read Richard Dawkings 1976 Book "The Selfish Gene", about evolutionary biology, which marks the introduction of the term "meme"
She was so beautiful and innocent and was killed for no real reason besides jealousy
http://christiantimes.com/article/christina-grimmie-shot-dead-after-killer-was-enraged-that-she-had-a-boyfriend/57490.htm
Who gives a fuck? Fuck you, normalfaggot.
good one more person i dont give a fuck about dead
>You will never meet Christina
>She will never hug you and give you her autograph
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNy5umFAnDo
Is it the truth?
Absolutely not, though the "there is something wrong with you and everyone else" part resonated with me a little bit.
>>29499327
yes, pretty much. no one will ever really know you the same way you know you, and the times that you think someone does are an illusion.
but that doesn't mean that you can't find someone who fits in with who you are in a way that makes you both much happier than when you were apart. It just doesn't mean that they're really in it for you... they're in it for them. And you're in it for you. and so we all remain lonesome.
>>29499384
That's a sick pepe you just posted.
May i save it, kind sir?
>>29499436
I'm currently in a relationship and i always think the same, we should become a hive mind already.
To close the books once and for all, we create a definitive definition of a "normie" preferably in a list. Being just one of the points on this list doesn't instantly make you a normie, but normies tend to have these traits
A normie is any person who:
-can acquire sex with little or no effort
-is confident of themselves
-good looks and is able have people show attraction to them
-has no desire to better themselves academically or actively denies or shuns facts(ie "lol history is all in the past who cares lol")
-normally is engaged in athletic sports or was popular on the football team(mainly a male point, female mileage my vary)
-thinks that they have any sort of life advice or tries to help people with empty platitudes (lol be urself)
-consumes large amounts of trash media on TV or can never put their fucking phone down
-have no unique taste in any sort of music or arts and just "listen to whatever"
anything that I missed or fucked up?
>>29499304
You missed two things:
One: Normies can have or get friends with little or no effort. Maintaining friendships is also easy for them.
Two: You can't create a permanent definition of normie here. This board lives and so does its culture. Your definition may be considered good now, but not so much in a year or two.
You can't define normie. If you guys can't even define what being a true robot is what makes you think you can define a normie?
Normies reside in all of us, there is a normie waiting to come out
Who here /balding/?
19 here, been balding since 15 y/o
yeh 22 here, i honestly dgaf tho desu.
>>29499284
is that you Zack?
At least you're not /acne/
LEAVE HAS WON
CAMERON JUST RESIGNED ON LIVE TV
YOUR KIDS WILL READ ABOUT THIS DAY IN FUTURE TEXTBOOKS!!!
WE FUCKING DID IT GET IN HERE AND CELEBRATE
Cameron who?
>>29499243
What the fuck are you talking about?
Originals.
>its a robot not cashing out on the economy episode
God bless those xenophobic brits!
So you made what $70?
>>29499289
>tfw the brits make you rich
What ls your excuse?
>>29499165
you have to be a chad now to get girls at an anime con, just like anywhere else these days. its normies all the way down
>>29499165
short
bald
beta
i think that's enough
>>29499206
also ugly
small dick
Love is a lie and does not exist.
Discuss.
we are all talking about it
it has no definition and seems to be some type of order
yet it seems to be only worthy for some
if love is real, then who decides whom will be worthy of love
Have you ever been called a creep or creepy?
>>29499062
i got called a 'sloth' once by a chick on the school bus.
not sure if she was alluding to my behaviour (always look sleepy) or my looks
A few times, both implicit and explicit. Now I'm a creep by admission.
does not feel good famalamadingdongs
>>29499062
yes both actually
>tfw no cute fat trap bf
Why should i live such horrible existence
I'm liking this way better than the belly gf stuff.
If she looses weight I think her dick would be bigger than mine.
sweet
Excuse me I need to vomit profusely
Do you have any kind of fucking idea how easy is to kill someone? You fucking faggot? It's so fucking easy.
In that very first minute is pure bliss and heaven, then the fear of being caught catchs on and you panic, hiding the body is the most fun part, and in the next fucking day you will think that every single person knows what you did, but guess what jebrone? No one fucking knows, no one fucking knows jackshit.
After that first day you will get more relaxed, and you will realize, that nobody knows shit and then will chill completely, only to kill again and feel it all over again.
Again and again.
You people talk big shit, but watch your back.
I wish i had balls
And then you hear your door get kicked in at 5:30 AM
Not all of us are americucks, when you live in a country with less than 4 murders a year, going around killing people, draws a metric fuckton of attention to your city/ and circumstances of the crime. you will get anal fucked by special forces before you get to 3rd victim, and trust me your autism wont help you out of this.
I'm a black dude but is it wrong that I think that it's slight sad and pathetic how black women are ashamed of their natural hair?
>>29498993
it's because they are not white, bruh
ain't saying it's better or nothing, women are jealous things
not sad.
Straightened black girl hair looks like a fucking wig made out of horse hair, and there's nothing wrong with kinky curly soft natural black girl hair, it actually feels a lot better than white girl hair.
>>29498993
Its the opposite as wrong. Ever race should feel comfortable in their own skin. If black dudes stopped chasing after white girls on mass they woudnt do that. Each gender controls the other. Each gender conforms to what the other is going after.
