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>tfw you will never shock and awe a girl with your huge dick
>you will never be "that guy"
There is literally no point in being alive. Every fucking day is a struggle living with a small dick. I don't know how much longer I can take this. I can't even look myself in the mirror and call myself a man.
That is the pussiest shit I have ever fucking heard you cuckold faggot
>I have a small dick
>have self-confidence, so girls are actually interested in me
Quit the fucking pity party and be a fucking man you bitch
>>29496857
>I have a small dick
>inb4 it's only 7 inches
>have small dick
>8x6
dude size literally does not matter
Who /bellybloats/ here? Did an awesome Coke and Mentos bloat yesterday, but I almost got caught.
I'd like to do one now, but I don't want to be retaining water and bloated for an interview tomorrow.
Me, but not for the same reason as you guys. I have this deep desire to impreganate as much woman as possible and see them bloat up with my child inside.
I don't want to be a father or start a family though. Just cum deep inside the vag.
>>29496783
Step your game up and do large enemas instead.
Your belly bloats more and you don't retain anything when you're done. Plus, holding it in for a long time is fun.
>>29496810
I was with you until the "don't want ot be a father" part.
>>29496810
Nothing wrong with preggin out. I just like full, sloshy bellies on myself and others
>>29496822
Eugh, I'm way too butt shy honestly. Plus I like gulping it down since it feels like I'm gaining weight or really packing my stomach. Swallowing the mentos and feeling them hit that belly full of coke is aweseom
Lets talk about rape and post some forced porn
Dont worry its just a fantasy, I wouldnt do it
But if you are a virginwhy dont you just do it
I could pretend to do it if a girl was into it
>>29496768
I get off on her enjoying it, me making her enjoy my dick and hearing saying no and trying to punch me would kill my boner.
>>29496891
>had sex
Get off normie
Anyone else here have a weird fetish?
I'm into burping. I don't know why but when a girl belches I get immediately hard. The louder the better. Where do you think these weird fetishes come from?
>>29496763
>tfw can't admit my fetish without a vpn
>>29496763
>fetish thread
macrophilia master race here
...
I want a tall gf...
I love spooky girls.
Nothing else really gets me off anymore.
Chinks are stealing our memes REEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K4CPc5XU-Q
Normies always steal everything we love. It's best to just forget about memes and move on to a new outlet
>>29496755
her teeth are perfect
What the fuck do you mean "our memes"? sad frog has been a normie meme for virtually all of its existence
We made Onision cry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT_fCJ2IAQo
>>29496754
perfect now lets make him use a noose
Who the fuck is this guy. He has bad skin
>>29496879
A white knight of the highest(or lowest) caliber. apparently he is a wife beater and paedophile too
>tfw you see your personal pepe edits used all across 4chan
Who /made it/ here?
I made this. I see it everywhere for some reason even though it's kinda shitty. Thanks lads.
>>29496817
I never see my proudest work posted, however. This is an extremely rare Wojak, so do what you will with it.
>>29496741
never an image, but I saw someone post a screencap of a post I made once
that was pretty cool
help me anons I currently got rused into a 5th wheel situation
I want to die
>>29496737
Got a story to share here, anon?
>>29496737
I've been 3rd, 5th, even 7th wheeling since middle school, don't sweat it bro.
shift into low
>tfw missed out on ____ sex
>>29496713
>tfw missed out on elephant sex
>>29496713
>tfw missed out on any sex
>>29496713
>tfw missed out on kinky sex
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>>29496706
nice sunrise
some dude with an axe
I think I have PTSD from my shitty childhood life. Every time I remember it I'm just so angry and depressed.
>>29496686
What happened?
Tell us robots so we can verify true PTSD or a severe case of being a little bitch.
>>29496740
I was left alone in my apartment for 2 days when I was 5.
My grandma threw away my christmas present.
I pooped my pants during kindergarten
I got bit on the neck during kindergarten
I almost got hit by a car during kindergarten
I fell head first on an iron pole during kindergarten
I learned of my big brother's death during kindergarten
My mom broke her back during primary school. Dad brought her home to get an office chair before going to the hospital and I remember that horrible sight and screams.
I was bullied when I was 11 all the way to highschool
tfw no gf
I'm also poor as fuck. I want to see if my family cared for me so I pretended to kill myself but they don't care. I hate them all.
Lets invade whisper with our disgust towards neofeminism and express our feels regarding female slutdom. Whisper is the normie 4chan and I believe we can show exactly how years of being treated like shit by the opposite sex can cause instances similar to the redemption of Elliott Rodger. We need to take this social media apparatus by storm. Reclaiming what is rightfully ours from the endless Chads and Stacies. Whisper is anonymity. Whisper ought to belong to us. The incels. The downtrodden. The lonely. We are the founders of the concept of anonymity in social media. Therefore we must take what is rightfully ours. For once we have the chance to steal from the Chads and give to the involuntary celibate. Anyone with me?
I am proud to join this cause. Whisper has been the domain of the normies for too long. It is time to strike.
I have a dream. I have a dream where Elliott Rodger is the face of whisper. We will redeem his name. We will rise Victorious.
bump for win. I've already downloaded my whisper. It's time for all of r9k to do the same. We shall unite as a band of incel brothers.
Post your ACT/SAT. Let's see how autistic /r9k/ really is
>>29496597
Shoo shoo, underage faggot
>>29496597
Ayy I got same score on my ACT. Don't want to go find and screenshot since it was 2 years ago. Can't believe I got perfect on science lmao
>>29496597
I can't remember exactly what I got on the SAT, I think it was 1880. Not bad, and it got me into a reputable university.
Keep in mind that these threads always show a participation bias. People with low scores don't share them, so it makes it seem like everybody on r9k got 2000 or above.
>caught my 13 year old sister staring at a mini Chad today
Thought i was gonna lose my shit. Cant handle this..
Why were you staring at your 13 year old sister?
>Tfw 20 and realizing my youth is almost over before finding a GF
Fuck you Cindy I wasted 4 fucking years of my life on your ass
Never do long distance bros. Worst $1000 i've spent
>>29496850
>Why were you staring at your 13 year old sister?
Why do you think?
>become a wage cuck for two weeks
>drop that shit like an unwanted baby
How the fuck do normies do it?
How do you plan to survive now?
>>29496604
Autism bux because I have actual autism
>>29496681
Lucky bastard
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