>broke up with girlfriend and started dating another girl
>quit job and accepted a new job
>got a new apartment and started moving in
>all in the same day
fuck it's like suddenly having a new life
>girlfriendgo fuck yourself
>>29494708
What happened for all that to take place in one day
Fuck your story, please post more pictures of the adorable blini cat!
Who is "Dr. Pepper"?
a REALLY good drink
>>29494647
Who is the surgeon?
Daily reminder to not give corporations free publicity.
The $1 you give them for their unhealthy, overpriced products is already more than they deserve from you.
They are not your friends. They are not here to help you.
I advise saging and reporting these threads for advertising, which they likely are.
This is /r9k/ summarized in a single picture.
>>29494561
>tfw I'm Dante
Every sufficiently developed troll post is indistinguishable from the opinion of a teenager
I know you probably had hopes for this thread OP but that picture is trying too hard. You could just post a fedora or trenchcoat and that would be enough.
>new study suggests that around 33 percent of American men aged thirty or older are also virgins. Past studies conducted regarding this statistic were skewed by men too embarrassed to admit their virginity. The new review administered by the Department of Health and Human Services made subject anonymity a priority and as a result more men truthfully acknowledged their lack of intercourse.
>>29494369
cite
>>29494369
wouldn't be surprised desu
>>29494369
you forgot the period between the 3s.
Brian Wilson
Is cute tbqhfampai
I listened to pet sounds so much during my cuck phase in hs goddamn,,,
Loveposting
>camwhores that start using their phones
Is there a bigger turn off?
>>29494169
give them a break it's a tough job
>>29494169
>watching cam girls
>>29494169
how much money have you dropped on camwhores?
YOUR FUCKING DOING IT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS I'LL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN
DOWN WITH THE EU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
inb4 grammar tbqhwy
Man, if only there was an entire board for political discussion.
>>29494042
Fuck the EU, make Britain great again!
>mom texts me shes at the store
>asks if I want something
>tell her to get me a Digiorno Italian style favorites meat trio frozen pizza
>she comes home
>she got a Digiorno Original rising crust Pepperoni frozen pizza instead
>"oh sorry anon, I just grabbed one"
FUCKING BITCH BURN IN HELL WHORE
>mom and i go shopping for sneakers
>see a pair of jordans i wanted since i was 8 years old
>she says no those shoes are for niggers how about some Adidas for my nice slavic child
>>29494075
She's right though anon.
>Mom goes shopping
>I didn't know because she doesn't hold my damn hand every day
>drink my protein shake
>cry as I convince myself I'm superior
Git gud
I hate when the girl I love has fun without me.
I hate how her hobbies don't match up entirely with my own.
I hate how tonight she's in some shitty play that I'm not going to see.
I hate how I don't know if she likes me too.
I hate how other guys like her.
I hate how some sperg took her to the dance.
I'm less spergy than that guy and my politics line up more closely than hers.
All he had was the guts to do something I didn't.
I hate not knowing what my future looks like.
I love her so much.
>>29493994 let me redpil you kid
Woman where never loyal
>www.unrv.com/government/julianmarriage.php
>http://www.womenintheancientworld.com/augustanreformation.htm
In 18 B.C., the Emperor Augustus turned his attention to social problems at Rome. Extravagance and adultery were widespread. Among the upper classes, marriage was increasingly infrequent and, many couples who did marry failed to produce offspring. Augustus, who hoped thereby to elevate both the...
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>>29494156
take your red pill shit and stick it up your ass.
>>29493994
Have you considered that you may have passed from love to obsession?
w-what happens when we d-d-die?
>>29493971
You spawned out off the abyss of nothingness and you die back in to it
You reincarnate as the thing you hate the most
>>29494092
karl marx?
guys i don't know if you know my posts but i'm graduating this weekend, hence the shift in my trip
i have 15 minutes to answer psych questions if you have any
about me
>institutionalized for a total of 59 days
>Mensa qualified therapist
>almost got kicked out of school for pointing out a client who filed false police reports may have done it more than once
so "therapy" is a jew scam that no one should ever be part of?
be my therapist
my current one is a fat lesbian
can you fix my Iife?
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/ASdlPWbgtMGo
come join us fampais <333333
:* :* :* :* :* :*
>>29493825
That's a virus you FAGGOT.
come on over, it really is quite comfy
Take a walk into traffic.
Is /r9k/ just a bunch of normalfags pretending to be robots now? Where are all my bots at? I'm really lonely guys, more lonely than I've ever been and the last place I thought I had found refuge in has been infested.
Ive had to tell normalfags to leave like 10 times more than usual today its pretty exhausting bro
the problem is that r9k is full of normalfags who don't even pretend to be robots.
>>29493682
It is over now we all have to actually kill ourselves.
how does one retain smugness when the normies take blow after blow at one's feels?
>>29493659
Remind yourself that simply by existing, you are btfoing normies worldwide.
rationalizations
not taking the defensive (your natural impulse will be to respond to what they said to you- this is not what you want to do! instead you want to respond with your own insult like a little faggot 12 year old would. Normies are not used to being caught off guard like this, so it will be alarming!)
>>29494727
No, a better idea is to not interact with normies, become a ghost when they try to interact with you.
Have you guys tried Dr.Pepper before? This stuff is great, also check out Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice!
not even a fight. supes would outright kill batman. any other result would be written for batman fans
>>29493599
Really COOL anon. I think I'm gonna grab a pack today. Better put those neetbux to good use!
What the actual fuck is with the "DR.PEPPER IS GREAT" threads?is that like that dude who came to /r9k/ and wouldn't shut the fuck up about pizza?