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If I just had a gf I know I could be happier and successful
But they are cancer, just look at the "fembots" on this board as evidence.
>>29491168
i thought the same
i just made her miserable, she became dependent and i played her like a fiddle, I ended up sleeping with 2 other girls after a year
>tfw fat, ugly, awkward, manipulative and unfunny but somehow managed to have sex with 4 different girls
>he unironically believes this meme
Tell me your secrets rk9
The ones nobody knows about...
>Have gathered a massive shemale/trans/femboi fetish
>Some of them aint even that girly
>Crippling shame
that's pretty based OP
>implying that all of us don't have a huge trap porn stash
You must be new here
i think it's funny when people put penises in butts. like whaaaat?? lol
is it "lame" to play video games? What are some cooler hobbies?
>>29490709
I live with a bunch of chads. Your hobbies don't matter desu. They sit there and play xbox all day and smoke weed. I mean so do I, but the difference is they still consistently bring back attractive chicks and fuck them.
They'll seriously just sit there and watch them play Fifa or Halo for hours while just laughing at everything they say, then eventually find their way into someones room.
The truth is it doesn't matter what you do, if you're chad everything you do is cool.
>>29490709
Yeah man. Girls don't care if you play video games if your not a dweeb. Me and my bros drink and do drugs all the time. When we're not partying or working we play video games. Just don't give a fuck anymore anon. Go to partys and meet some sluts. Its easy bro
Playing video games is not lame. It isn't any different than your average Chad playing CoD, Madden, Battlefield, FIFA, etc, etc. I live with two of them. One hobby I picked up from one of them is fixing/modding cars to the point where I compete in normie race events. The other Chad took me to play paintball and it was a blast. Totally recommend it if you haven't tried.
What are you listening to right now robots
>inb4 nothing
>inb4 cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VzBdeZrnN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DOCJXzEYQY
this
http://youtu.be/NW02HUysX3w
Sufi makes me happy
I'm fucking a thick blonde escort in 2 hours
I have kept my virtue but tonight it ends
I'm getting 1/2 hour. Any advice? I am having a little red wine and an espresso shot for a stronger boner. Should I bring condoms or do I not need them? I'm gonna ask for a dance then cowgirl
>>29490280
DAILY REMINDER
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CONDOM SEX IS NOT REAL SEX
CONDOM SEX DOES NOT COUNT
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>>29490381
Im gonna try to go in raw but idk how it's gonna work out
bring a condom anon, if she says you don't need a condom then 20 other guys with STDs didn't need a condom either
I don't know why, I just feel I'm better off, Staying in the same room I was born in, I look outside, and see a whole world better off, Without me in it trying to transform it,
>>29490247
>Staying in the same room I was born in, I look outside
little lia <3
transforming the world takes much power. more likely it change you.
Why should the world care for you? It is just a giant rock filled with people who feel exactly like you except they are better at hiding it. Stop giving so many fucks!
I hate being so stupid. I get good grades but I always miss the big picture
I feel so stupid all the time
Who else /retard/
>>29490210
Not me. I read 2 Carl Jung books this year alone in addition to 3 other less-challening books, and this was on my own time, not for school. I have also been told that my political insight is such high quality that I should try to do it professionally.
But I hate myself and am lzy.
>>29490210
Me. I never see the big picture only the tiny details. I hate myself for being so dumb. I literally think I'm retarded but I have an average iq
>>29490210
Same here op. When I was younger I thought I was smart but as I got older I felt more and more dumb. At least when it comes to things like science and mathematics, I always find it hard to intuitively understand certain concepts and it's really saddening. Theres a difference between just memorising facts to pass a test, but to be able to fully understand things, which is what I want, is hard.
But we should still try our hardest...
> tfw when you will always be a brainlet
What color panties do you wear?
My favorite are black cotton seamless hipster panties, second fav are red bikini style with a yellow design but they are a size too small so it's easier to tuck.
>>29490033
My wife makes me wear pink ones.
grey, with a small, black bow on the front
unpopular opinion time
Light Yagami has allways been the best anime character
>>29489979
Adam Jensen is the best video game character of all time.
>>29489979
that's an acceptable opinion
>>29489979
>most opinions in these unpopular opinion threads are actually popular
You awake on a deserted island...
For some reason it's already stocked with food and supplies to last a life time...
All alone and doomed to spend the rest of your life in silent agonizing isolation...
But wait, there is a ray of hope...
One of these four girls can accompany you...
Who do you choose to spend the rest of your days with?
Crispy forever
If we can find a few chads to breed crispy and katyas genes together within the next few generations a goddes could be born.
Ashley is best available girl
How many women have you seen naked in real life?
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negative 3
original comment
not sure
ive slept with 6 though
>steam summer sale sucks
>VR was a meme
>e3 sucked
>Persona 5 will get spoiled
Any other hobbies that let me indulge in deep escapism?
>>29489817
Have you tried books?
>>29489817
Watch YuruYuri m8
Chitose a cute
anime
see >>29490400
>tfw you want your sister to pee on your face
>tfw you will never wrap your legs around anon's head and pee on his face
>tfw you want your sister to stop trying to be your mother
>tfw your sister is your mother
What's your favourite horror movie, r9k?
>>29489695
"Reality"
[so original]
Maureen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ishIlRGtT4
saw 1, probably
Anyone on ADD drugs for more than a month?
ExperienceS?
>>29489625
Yeah. You get addicted to the effortless happiness. Then you realize you're a worthless idiot without the amphetamines. Have a good one :^)
>>29489803
So are they good longterm or not?
>>29489863
No, dumbass
