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Waiting for brexit results edition
All the Indians in work are voting leave
>>29488347
Blog posts are sometimes written about the events of the previous day
>tfw perfectly average willy (6.5x5.1)
>6'5 so it looks tiny
not that anyone will see it anyway
What did you robots think about this movie?
it was the fucking shittiest shit of the entire franchise
>>29487980
It reminds me of my oneitis. She liked horror movies and I'd watch them with her sometimes.
>>29487980
MICHAAAA
*carves m into chest*
Let's say I theoretically had sex with someone that might not be exactly clean. About how long would it take for me to notice any STD symptoms?
who freaking cares my dude, you got laid!
AIDS symptoms take 6 months to appear.
>>29487884
Reminds me of eazy e
Who else /dangertoself/ here?
I keep thinking that god put me on this earth as a sick joke just to see how long I will last until I commit suicide. That's why keep having this bad luck, because he is intentionally fucking with me and waiting for the moment that I snap. In these last 3 months I have legitimately started feeling like I don't have much time left on this earth. Like it won't take much anymore for me to kill myself on the spot. I'm not even depressed. What I'm feeling is a mixture of extreme rage and complete helplessness.
>>29487813
On the other hand, maybe God is fucking with you as a test of your will to live?
I'm not saying you shouldn't kill yourself, since I know if I had the courage I'd be off this ride a long time ago but your mentality is interesting.
See how long you can ride it out.
>>29487813
iktf
god punishes us if we're happy.
>>29487813
Easy way to solve this anon
>Overdose
>Find a new appreciation for life
>Appreciation goes away
>Overdose
>Rinse and Repeat
You might even get some time in the loony bin, It's really fun inside once you get to meet the nutters.
Litteraly every single women on any dating site I've ever used says pretty much the same fucking thing. Are all women like this or just the shitty ones on dating sites??
girls go for wide appeal which means going with the flow. men have to be daring to set themselves apart from other men. who a woman actually is wouldn't be revealed till you really get to know her.
>>29487537
The media and their magazines tell them they're cute, smart sassy women all unique in their own way so only naturally are they going to all act the same.
>"Anon, I'm not like other girls hehe :3"
>>29487625
>I'm not like other girl
>omg I'm such a Netflix addict XDDD
fucking hate this shit
Hey robots
So we have this B kik group that was created three years ago
It died a little so we are looking for new people
No requirements but if anyone is too basic they'll probably get kicked out
All you gotta do is talk
There ya go
Shameless bump
We are very accepting do not be afraid
A B C D e
Come with me
We have one stuck up Stacy but that's about it for real normies
can someone give a robot a discord link?
im just bored shitless
>pic unrelated
sure, there you go
https://discordapp.com/
>robot
>discord
youre doing it wrong, good luck finding one that doesnt have a ton of people, attention whores, orbiters, or special snowflakes
where is anonymous chat
Nazi thread? Nazi thread.
I have a few good ones in general
Sieg heil and all that
>>29486759
Not Nazi but looks cool
Who /alwaysdressedforwork/ here?
I'm a NEET but I go everywhere in pic related. You never know when someone is going to need a cinder block moved, or perhaps help with some other laborious job. And I will always be ready!
>>29486738
>work
what?
I like work boots though. They're durable.
>>29486738
>that shirt
>>29486738
boots are the only decent thing here
red shirt is ok, if you have long-ish brown hair which is kind of unkempt but handsome. its still trend-tier and tryhard though, especially if you also have a beard or visible tattoo
personally i wear plain jeans, dark blue tennis shoes, and a sweater or casual shirt. i wear the same thing all the time because shopping makes me anxious and i don't like spending money, so i am basically a poor cartoon character, people have commented.. but i feel you have to have met me at least twice to notice i wear the same things, and at that point you've already decided if you like me or not, so i am not bothered by the perception.
>23
>own a car
>have my own place (townhouse)
>6'0
>overweight, but above-average face
why am I still a kissless virgin? Am I more pathetic than a neet virgin because I have means but still nothing to show for it romantically?
>>29486670
>townhouse
Found your problem. You don't have a fancy Chadpartment or Chansion.
>>29486670
>why am I still a kissless virgin?
>6'0
figure it out
>>29486670
Check out those luscious thighs bros. Good lord.
LSD is the robot approved drug, it does not alter your mind in any way. All robots should take this drug as it only expands your mind, LSD is so amazing. Only true robots take LSD, so all Pepe posters should take it!
Stupid nonLSDcucks get off my board!
>>29486637
Bro this. Ive been doing acid on the reg for about two years now and i decided to sell, just got 100 tabs to sell because everyone should try this atleats once
Are you trying to give allot of robots bad trips?
If so thats pretty devilish.
I've only done it once and it was 125. One of the best experiences i've ever had.
Spooky at times but the spooky stuff intrigued me so much. Stared at myself in the
mirror for about half an hour. Really fun, have a friend that wants to do more together.
>tfw no qt hitler trap gf why live
>>29486501
I'm still here though >.>;
>>29486810
back to lgbt or your containment thread pls and thanks
>>29486810
fukin disgusting man
>summer
>all those qts wearing sandals
>summer
>all those qts in bikinis and summer clothes
>all those chads walking along them
>all the girls and chads kissing and swimming and enjoying summer nights
>meanwhile we summer
>or winter
>sit inside on our PC
>>29486194
Bare toe season is like the Christmas that lasts half the year
>>29486194
>summer
>all those faggots posting from iphones
>tfw oneitis won't even use you for your money
she's a good girl. doesn't want to use you when she knows she can't give you what you want.
stop having a oneitis. that road feels like it will lead somewhere happy, but it's all a mirage.
>>29486169
That's a demeaning relationship and potentially compromising on her end if people find out or if you try to use it against her.
She probably doesn't want to be around you at all, especially if you've begged her to take your cash / let you buy her things- regardless of whether you expected favors back or not.
You blew it.
>tfw oneitis doesn't even know who you are
>tfw no weeb or kpop fangirl gf
>going for some white roastie and throwing away culture to emulate chaddery
asian americans are such cucks
Canada. Just don't be Filipino.
End yourself Bebe/Mystery.
