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I never understood why people here say women can't be lonely but men can? Men can also get with women if they don't only go for "10" s with big boobs and zero bodyfat. Why not try dating a single mother or something?
I understand most of you are misogynists who can't comprehend a girl that had sex with someone that's not you but I'm sure some of you can still be saved...
>>28487391
>Men can also get with women if they don't only go for "10" s with big boobs and zero bodyfat. Why not try dating a single mother or something?
This is obviously not true. Even ugly women get more messages on dating sites than attractive men. If you are short or ugly you can forget about it
Hey there, what's up?
>>28487391
>dating a single mother
>automatically cucking yourself to raise someone else's child
No offense but unless I'm a single father I don't really want to pick up where you guys left off
Get shit together with the person you had a kid with, you guys made it and need to realize you obviously had feelings that spawned the cretin, just need to mature to I have now bored myself typing
The Grand Tour Edition
>we have to suffer another 6 months of poleaboo pretending he's real
>>28487279
>tfw gonna have to catch the bus to go get my car back from the garage
do not want
Third for huskies.
Why don't you enjoy making women submit?
Because a female has never trained me to enjoy that sort of thing.
I don't feel the need to control someone like that. That said it would be good to have some fucking help around here at times, and I wish I had a servant of sorts to order about for various tasks. But I could just as well have some kind of automaton for that. I wouldn't need to enslave anyone. I wonder about the egos who feel the need to do this to a woman.
But I do.
Nothing quite like have a woman on her knees with your dick in their mouth. Have them nude too, and turn fellatio into irrumatio.
>No pure Christian slav girl to marry
Is that LB? She filling out nicely.
>tfw no cameltoe bunny costume gf
why live ;__;
>>28486868
> pure
> slav
Oh boy you are in for trade.
Girls here are the worst. Very slutty and being religious is looked down upon more and more.
>want to go to the movies
>refused service at the ticket office
>no-singles policy
Ree.
>>28486418
What? Tell more
Saved yourself money, congrats. I haven't been to the theaters in years.
>>28486423
When I asked for a ticket, they asked where my girlfriend was. When I told them I was alone, they told me I can't be admitted due to their no-singles policy.
>tfw nice guys aren't appealing to girls
if you describe yourself as a "nice guy" you probably aren't very nice
'Nice guy' is usually just a codeword for unkempt controlling autist
Girls love nice guys. It's just that people who call themselves "nice guys" are always manipulative beta assholes. Literally the worst people. I think it's like when a big guy is nicknamed tiny.
It was a lot of fun reading your dreams. Old thread was archived. >>28479648
>>28486206
>go to some dock town type place in a boat with a group
>look up, there's this huge black cloud covering the whole sky
>everyone thinking what the fuck, think it's just some fast weather change
>look closely
>on the edge of the black clouds you can just see this fucking huge plane peaking out, the front of it and the edge of the wings, thing is about a mile across
>black cloud is actually smoke coming from the plane, it is burning
>in its path is this huge oil tanker floating in the sky, looks sort of like a gyrocopter but cubical
>black smoke plane hits it, huge explosion
wake up
I'm just happy to prowl my university halls in my dreams. I would give almost everything to increase my brain's awake production of what makes everything in dreams seem realer than life. Just think that some people are naturally high on that.
I remember one where i was in a plane crashing into the sea, and when i opened my eyes i was stuck deep down underwater. Since i didn't want to die a slow painful death by drowning i looked around the wreckage for a gun, but i couldn't find one. There were people still alive that i could talk to for some reason and they guided me to one, and when i found it i began trying to kill myself. I kept fucking up over and over, with the bullets not going through my brain. I started getting weaker, pulling the trigger became really difficult. I got myself together for one last try where i put all my strength into it, and when i shot i felt a wet sensation on the inside of my skull and woke up.
It was pretty strange.
Would you be with a girl, who has been raped multiple times?
>>28485399
Yes, she's probably into getting raped
of course. she's still a virgin.
I would let her rape me desu
How do you survive college?
On the first day find the biggest student out on campus and then stab him with a shiv.
>>28485299
6, 5, 2, 4, 3, 7, 1, 8
senpai how in the fuck is that not original?
>>28485340
>The tall one in pink
>1/10
Are you queer?
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP
Are my farts kawaii, anon-kun?
>>28484107
even after all these months, i still can't tell if this is a meme now or if's the all from same fat, greasy lard tub autist posting this from the dim, dank confines of his mommy's basement.
kill yourself, please
>>28484183
>all from same fat, greasy lard tub autist posting this from the dim, dank confines of his mommy's basement.
kek
Whatever helps you comprehend it dude.
>BBBBBBBBBBBPPPPPPPPHHHHHHTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFHHPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTT
ey ,anon-nigga, that kfc be given me the runs. You gon' need to clean the commode after i'm done in there, ya dig nigga?
After 5 years of losing weight, working out, fighting my autistic fears of society and saving for college living in shit I've been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
I'm immediately leaving this thread, shutting off my phone and killing myself.
Thanks for everything, robots.
Bad hand dealt friend.
I hope whatever happens it leads to some respite or happiness.
>>28484037
Buy a shitload of drugs and go out with a bang
>>28484037
That's rough, bad luck.
Are you rich? Do you come from a rich family?
I'm poor, and I'm very envious. Like, if I make a friend on the internet, and later I happen to find out that he is rich or comes from a rich background, I start to feel extremely bad.
How does one deal with envy?
oh, come on! answer the damn question!
I grew up without much money. But I went ahead and got a good education and now have a comfy 6 figure job. I'm not rich, but I make more than enough to be able to afford anything I want.
>>28483963
Oh... How old are you? What kind of job did you went for?
Taking questions on Tulpas, and Lucid dreaming
I'll list some of the easy ones so I don't get asked each time
--- Tulpas ---
>What are they?
A person that you create mentally
>What can you do with a tulpa?
Anthing you could do with any other person, and a bit more
>Isn't that just self induced X mental illness?
No, unless you already had that mental illness then a Tulpa won't contribute to it.
It's impossible to give yourself a mental illness with no external influences
>Should I do this?
Thats entirely up to you, you shouldn't need convincing to do this, if you need convincing
it most likely means it will be much harder for you to have any results
A tulpa isn't something you interact with when you feel like it, you create them with the intention
of being together for a long time.
WARNINGS:
>people who speak as "us, we" that claim they interact with a tulpa
Any person that uses these is generally roleplaying, especially if you ever see something like
"My tulpa says: X"
Disregard roleplayers, they can potentially waste a lot of your time
Lastly on this topic, I'm not here to convince you tulpas are real, I'm only helping the anons
who have already accepted it.
--- Lucid Dreaming ---
>What is a lucid dream?
Being mentally "awake" inside of your dreams
>What can you do in a lucid dream?
Anything you can imagine for as long as you remain in the dream
>Who can do this?
Anyone can do this, it just takes longer for some people to have results
>Should I do this?
It is one of the best forms of escapism, if it eventually becomes a daily thing it
can definitely allow you to have many expieriences you'll never have when awake
Super quick guide on lucid dreaming
>keep a dream journal to remember dreams
>do reality checks of your choice numerous times during the day
>look for patterns in your dreams to indicate that you're in a dream (eg running away from someone)
Mid week version
I'm going to be around for a couple of hours.
I'll anwser some questions about tulpas too.
what have you done with your tulpa?
I can believe in lucid dreaming because I have experienced it, but the idea of a tupla seems far-fetched.
What animes are you watching robots?Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
IM HERE BECAUSE A AUTISTIC FURRY RUINED MY TF2 MATCH
>>28482414
currently watching anne happy
>>28482414
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
I hope you die for these words
>>28482437
This is sad
i'm never going to get laid. Why did I do wrong?!
Who taught you to text like such a faggot?
>>28481893
I'm not even sure what you mean by this. I am being polite and straight forward which is what I though girls wanted..
You sound like a pathetic loser. Imagine if you were a highly socialized women with decades of experience with beta orbiters.
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