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depression quiz.
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/depquiz.htm
>>28486869
I was positive that nothing would fit, but I found myself selecting 'quite a lot' quite a lot.
>Moderate/severe depression
Oh well. Still means fuck all. I'm just an objectively trash person, not depressed.
>>28486957
Forgot number: 45.
81, is something wrong with me?
The girl that I love has soft, light brunette hair of medium length that exposes her forehead and falls to her shoulders. Her cheeks are rosy, her face slightly chubby with the occasional freckle popping up on her sunkissed face. She is relatively short and petite, her breasts and hips are small.
She's naturally kind, sweet and nice. She's self-sacrificing almost to a fault and very comforting. She is intelligent, capable of having conversations on a wide range of topics, from politics to science to history. She is emotionally bold and can hold conversations about her own emotions and the emotions of others, and gives good advice. Her voice is soft and delicate, and she has a good sense of humour. She rarely wears makeup except on special occasions. She enjoys anime, playing videogames, reading classical literature and baking. She's ambitious and goal oriented. She has something she wishes to achieve and pursues it with great passion. She also has a softer side, which often surfaces at night, where she needs to be comforted and reassured.
Sexually, she's somewhat kinky, and enjoys taking both a submissive and dominate role in sexual play. She's somewhat inexperienced with other people, however, she is familiar with her own sexuality. She smells of lilac, strawberries and shampoo.
This is the girl that I love. Tell me about the girl that you love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4
sorry Anon, I couldn't resist.
btw >This is the girl that I love
this was just fiction, right?
>>28486781
It's funny how literally every description of a girl I've seen begins with her appearance.
>women are so shit that men have to invent fictional women that aren't shit
Par for the course.
Does it even make sense to save up money for retirement nowdays?
>all old people I know waste their money on shit they see on tv and live pityful lives
>old people have no motivation to do shit and their body sucks
>I will probably have to work until I'm 70
>the future will be a mess full of immigration, criminality and other dystopian elements
>or automation and ais will provide us with communism and it's benefits and retirement money won't be necassary
I don't know if I should save up and live frugally or blow everything I have on gadgets, drugs and entertainemt once it reaches my account.
>>28486633
a "kot blini"
>>28486633
>or automation and ais will provide us with communism and it's benefits and retirement money won't be necassary
not until the AI is as advanced as in the movie "I robot".
And this will probably take another 80+ years, until then it'll be a terrible transition age, where most people will be redundant and unemployed, social security systems crashing, riots etc.
>>28486633
kot bIini
What were you like as a young child?
I was very quiet and preferred to play alone.
>>28486618
I don't really remember but I was big into Dinosaurs. Just a little bit more than average for a guy born in 1991.
>>28486618
As autistic as I am now. My mother visited her friends and I had to stay with their kids, it was as awakward as it is now. As far as I can remember, I've always been shut in and repelled by new / groups of people
And the therapist said I wasnt really autistic, what a bitch
>>28486618
I was angry and bitter.
I remember as a child my mothers sister said i was like a grumpy old man trapped in a little boys body and that i'd always be like that. I cried and told my mom what her sister had said to me, she laughed and agreed. They were right.
what's wrong anon is it not what you expected it to be?
>>28486605
This actually made me gay...t-thanks
I'm happy to have choosed the path of 2D
Get the fuck out of my house! Who ARE you?
Are there any parents on r9k? I'm childless, just curious.
>pic mildly related
People on this board don't get custody.
>>28486592
I have an 11 year old son I barely get to see anymore cause his mom's chad moved them to the other side of the country.
>you will never be a single dad raising a cute daughter
>tfw enlightened by my own intelligence
Enlighten me on how to self enlighten
>tfw intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>28486723
The first stop on the path to enlightenment is physical fitness
>2 pound potato salad due in 12 months
I'm toast.
>>28486541
Oh shit roboto. Better start peeling
>>28486541
why are you making potato salad and not chilli
>>28486541
>my cum bottle is due in tomorrow
>it's empty
>haven't even started fapping yet
I'm gonna fail what do?
>Aunt and Uncle come to visit
>6 year old niece
HELP
>>28486511
helium + mask, go
>>28486511
masturbate before the visit and dont be a fucking degenerate
Take pics you delicious swine
>Mum finds my piss bottles
>Buys a Glowbowl toilet bowl light to encourage me to pee in the loo
>So much easier now
>I've completely cleaned myself up and I'm applying for some jobs tomorrow
>>28486449
The point in which I found my sons pee bottles would be the time in which I threw him out..
that's be comfy as fuck as a nightlight
you know, all of these pissbottle problems would be solved if people just had toilets in their rooms
>>28486461
> Wake up in the middle of the night with a urge to pee
> Its coming out oh shit
> Don't have time to go down the stairs
> Piss in a bottle nearby
> Next morning, get thrown out by parents
Who else here /gets stuck in dreams/? This has happened to me many times, about 3-4 times this week.
At this point It's not scary. I know that I am sleeping and all of that is dream, but whenever I try to wake up, I wake up in another dream, so I can't really wake up. I'm at the same place everything started, but in different environment. It takes about 3-4 tries to actually wake up.
Wtf nigga, greentext that shit, i would like to hear that.
>>28486411
I think you have autism
Originaloo Bugaloo III
>>28486431
It usually happens in the morning or after about 2-3 hours I go to sleep
I'll describe first time this happened
>Start in bed at night
>I get nervous and get up
>I go to toilet
>Notice my parents sleeping in another room
>Go to their room
>Suddenly my father starts talking to me
>He tells me things only I know about myself
>Start thinking about this
>Somehow I understand that it's all dream
>Quickly leave their room and go to mine
>Go to bed and close my eyes
>After a minute open my eyes
>seemslikei'mawake.jpg
>Room is all messed up like curtains torn and table burnt
>ohshitit'sanotherdream.jpg
>Close my eyes and open it again few seconds later
>It's still same
>Get scared as fuck
>I try to calm myself down
>Close my eyes and prepare to gobacktoreality
>Open eyes
>I feel terrified
>Everything seems normal
>Looks like I made it
Shit like this has happened many times, mostly before I wake up in the morning
>be 18 khv
>finally after a year add a girl I liked (and thought she liked me aswell) on normiebook
>she doesn't accept
>realize that she doesn't actually like me
>all the signs I thought she was giving me were not real
>my perception failed me
>all I believed in was wrong
>have finals next week but all I do is contemplate suicide
I was living in a false reality where I'm not actually that bad of a guy and some girls actually like me but it turned out indeed to be false. My whole reality crashes down.
This realization is killing me, I can't even describe this feel. I don't really want to kill myself but I fantasize still fantasize about it.
>>28486399
Dude relax. One girl didn't add you on Facebook
>>28486413
She literally adds everyone but me
>>28486399
I'm 31 KHV so your story is just the beginning.
I suggest you to give up and focus on improving yourself for your own satisfaction
Guys, what should I change in order to become Chad?
Your genetic predisposition.
the direction of a gun barrel towards your temple.
What is your name?
If your name is anything but Chad, I recommend you change it to Chad.
If your name is already Chad, then fear not. You are Chad.
I'm a newfag here, what does it mean to "reveal your powerlevel"
It means you should avoid people with scouters
>>28486220
It's for when you act normie to fit in (kinda like how Dexter acts) so they don't call you weird, autist and alienate you.
It's a defence mechanism to prevent us being an easier target, essentially.
So, "revealing your powerlevel" is when that act slips. You do something cringey, you admit to watching anime... shit that might reveal the "real" you to the normies, who'd most likely burn the real you at the stake for witchcraft if they could get away with it.
>>28486220
>newfag
suck a wet, liquidy faff out of my ass OP
Who /revenge/ here? Even if it all backfired. Tell me some vengeance stories.
I just dropped out of school and gave up.
>>28486514
That's more defeat than revenge.
Seconding OP.
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