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drug thread I'm on mdma rn dont call my ass
drug thread I'm on mdma rn dont call my ass
i typed dut again
Rolling one atm, what ya robots on tonight?
>>28488498
respond jews!! D R U G T H R E A D LETS GO
>haven't cleaned up in ages
>room stinks of rotting food (months old pizza and hotdogs I never ate (the hotdogs are literally liquid now inside their packet))
>can hardly walk around anywhere
>no sheets on my bed
Don't bully
>>28488364
I sleep in the living room. It's filthy. Months-old trash and dishes hidden around as I keep needing to find new spots to put my cup while I game
>tfw get up and it's dark, knock over several food packets and soda cans because no more walking space
Why don't you just take a hour to clean your shit idiot
>tfw only attract fat girls
>tfw only attract black girls
>tfw you attract no human or other species
>tfw you only attract gay dudes
ITT post things you'll never experience
>living in a 2D world with cute and kind girls
>>28488240
>mc constantly complains about shit
Fucking ungrateful piece of ass
>>28488240
oh there's plenty of cute and kind girls just not in your basement :( sorry
Why are people both in person and online always so rude towards me? It seems like half of the things I say get a response which is just some snide, back-handed remark intended to belittle me.
How do I stop this from happening and become more assertive? Do I just have to fire straight back with something snappy and dominant?
>>28488179
Because you're retarded and no one likes you.
>>28488179
not society's fault you can't keep up with the BANTZ m8
>>28488179
What kind of people are you talking with? what nationality / sex?
Lots of woman i've met, even from 4chan seem like complete fucking retards and snappy
>Only 30+ KHV's are allowed on this board
Where did this meme come from?
Seriously it annoys the fuck out of me. It's like you guys aren't even trying anymore.
>Mention anything concluding you aren't a kissless, handholdless virgin thats over the age of 30
>Some fucking redditor immidiately posts le ebin red frog reeee get off my board normie shit XD
>>28488155
Your kind has every board on the site, normie. This board is ours. Don't like it? Fuck off.
>>28488235
no it isnt you fucking newshit
Why don't we seriously consider the idea of doing a beta uprising? I remember reading about it before and thought the idea was so ridiculous but I'm not so sure anymore.
Wherever I see I am so annoyed with the stupid bullshit normies regurgitate day in and day out, it fucking makes me sick to the core. The behavior of today's western women is fucking disgusting and it will only get worse from here. The mentality they have, this entitlement to everything in life without any sacrifice or responsibility, this spoiled child syndrome that they get away with and are even praised for. There is no solution and the problem will only get worse.
I'm not even sad or depressed or anything anymore, just annoyed mostly and I want to do something about it. Many of you think the robot is weak but we are only weak when we're alone. The solution is unification. I think we could be strong in numbers, but we need enough people to chime in. But therein lies the problem, I think we are too few in numbers in order to pull this off. But if we could garner enough people I think this could easily be pulled off, it's all about numbers.
Look at how they did in Egypt or the revolutions that took place in the middle eastern countries a while ago. You think these people were strong or something? They had fucking nothing, just poor civilians who were fed up with the bullshit and decided to do something about it. But what did they have, what was their strength? Numbers, all numbers.
Do you even think anything like this is possible? Do you think there is even enough of us or are we really the bottom 10%?
>>28488130
Because being beta means you lack the confidence, drive and urge to do anything to better yourself, instead shifting the blame onto outside sources. If the beta had enough drive to actually start an uprising they wouldn't be a beta, would they?
So no one cares huh. Sometimes I think this is all a troll board or something, just chads pretending to be robots. Maybe the thread didn't look flashy enough to catch your attention. Either way, it's a real shame. Nothing will be done about this and no one is ever going to care. Only option left is to become Chad, or at least as close as possible.
We should make a gang and rob banks.
We're all suicidal people who hate normies so why not?
my sister and her friend are the reason i hate women. they only date rich attractive guys
attractive women deserve rich attractive guys :^)
>>28488133
exactly. they should. they're hot. how would you like the world to be?
>>28488088
Instead of fat anime enthusiasts?
Goodbye cruel world. I'm leaving you today. There's nothing you can take from me.
Filho da puta, para de me sacar a webcam.
>>28487985
>There's nothing you can take from me.
Most definitely not diet or hairdressing advice at least.
>no other sizes of this image found
is it really you?
>tfw all guys say they want a nice homegirl but they really just want a fucktoy
>>28487980
But it's true, at least for me. I've got a thing for the "girl next door" types. Maybe you're just projecting.
athena parthenos rules my heart like a tyrant
>>28487980
jews being a reptilian race of course she'd be cold
>know one girl
>is my genuine friend, or so id like to believe
>ive never tried to fuck
>ive never wanted to
>always check on her
>ask how she's doing
>she always dubs me (ignores)
>ask how shes doing 3 days ago
no reply
no communication
>think about it last night
>come to the conclusion "fuck it and forget her"
no sense in checking in to get no response
>open up messages to tell her "im going to stop checking in on you now"
>before i hit send she sends a "hello, how are you doing lately"
what the fuck was that. can she sense somehow i was about to drop her?
most females are witches
WICCA REPRESENT
>>28487958
probably on her period where women gain more of an affinity with the moon, and this is how they get their psychic powers
I won't dub you OP.
I swear.
>oneitis comes over to chat
>can only really talk to her alone
>act like an awkward social retard in the presence of other people
>can't string sentences together properly, stutter, etc
>go to open apartment door
>thank god no one else is home
>open door
>she comes in
>barely get through the pleasantries
>chad roommate walks right in just as we sit down
>he starts talking to her
>can barely get a word in
>sit like an out of place retard not doing or saying anything for a good 2 hours
>just decided to leave under the pretense of "getting food"
>sitting in my car as I post this
>can't even go back to my room for fear of looking like an even bigger powerless retard
>>28487933
He's putting little Chads into her fertile eggs RIGHT NOW.
They moved from kissing, to fucking, to cuddling in 7 minutes
>>28487933
Could you tell chad to fuck off when shes here later?
get back in there or you will *definitely* lose this girl to chad. fact.
What board do you main?
What boards have you mained throughout your 4chan career?
Which was your favourite?
Started off maining /b/ like everyone else, then moved to /mu/. Spent a good deal of my late adolescence there, it's probably at least partly responsible for why still I'm a prick with a superiority complex. I had a lot of fun there though, and it did stop me naturally evolving into an EDM turbo pleb and some of the black guys at school thought I was cool because I knew a lot about rap which was nice.
These days I split my time between /tv/ and /r9k/, only come to 4chan for funny threads when I'm high and these boards are rich.
Also /s/ and /gif/ were where I got almost all my porn for a while.
/vg/ for sc2 threads for all three
/sp/ -> /tv/ -> /co/ -> /tg/ -> /mu/ + /x/
I really only come to /r9k/ occasionally to laugh at people or give a helping shoulder/advice
>26 years old in 3 months
>redpilled and robot as fuck
>see the game being played
>pretend to play
>choose to have fun with life
>surrounded by idiots taking the game seriously
>likewise surrounded by idiots that dont take it seriously at all and making life harder than it has to be
>live with my dad
>he sturggles so i can be apathetically arrogant
>ill get mine one day
>feeling an incredible urge to make peoples lives more difficult
>i am easily irritated when people try to fuck with me because i know its futile
>deal all the damage back to them with impunity
>smiling all the while
>my life is a contradiction
>people dont understand me
>intensifying urge to kill the useless fucks that bother me
One day they will know that their endeavor is doomed to failure and their demise is of their ill will and misguided desire.
>inb4 edgy
life is a scam. Dont get played. be the better player.
I'm nihilistic so I don't care about anything. Pretty good way to live
All wage cucks are blue pilled.
Feeling angst towards everyone for being supposedly ignorant morons because you think you're so 'redpilled' is literally the definitive attitude of being a dumbass teenager. Your life will only improve once you grow out of that phase, and the problem for a lot of robots is that they still haven't 10 years later. The normies aren't the clueless ones - it's you.
>tfw I finally realized that my dad is a beta
Cool, mine isn't.
>>28487874
Yeah same as mine. I know he must be disappointed as fuck with me.
Is that John Green
how is this not original
