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my dick makes women cum the instant it enters their vagina, my niggas.
sounds like a lie
prove me wrong
>>28485686
Oh shit OP u got call out
>>28485641
sounds like oglaf knew you
>tfw no twink boyfriend
why is life so cruel bros?
you idolized affection because of intense deprival and loneliness
in reality what you dream and hope for is unreachable, like your dreams
god is dead
>>28485679
And the sky is blue. Of course what we dream and hope for is unreachable. This is why we shitpost here. Normal "life" is shit and not worth living, better live a life of escapism.
remember to report and sage gay and tranny spam
Keep this shit on /b/ and gayboards
>Life will never be like an anime
>ywn have a Tomoko gf
jdimsa ;_; <.<
>>28485580
for you.
if my life was made into an anime, it would be 10/10 series.
i am thinking about writing a book on it and making a few changes.
its going to be a story about a boy and a girl and a flower shop.
Sometimes I wonder if my depression is because of the false expectations fiction gave me for what life would be like.
> When browsing online dating sites, I'm as pretentious as anyone can be
> Filter out every girl who does not have at least a master's degree
> Filter out every girl with a bio made up of less than a paragraph
> Filter out every girl with apparent signs of normieness
> See that girls profile
> 6/10 but in a cute way, has written a lot about herself, looks definitely lonely but not desperate about it
> Write a wall of text (like, 2 Word pages) and send it to her
> She writes back with an even bigger wall of text
> We just write to each other, everyday, for days, weeks, months
> Says she feels like Meg Ryan in You've Got Mail
> Girl has a phd, teaches in university, is a french literature nerd like me, literally despises Chad
> We finally set up a date, planning to do 1000 things in one afternoon
> Turns out we just spend the day cuddling and kissing in a park
> Go back home feeling like I just won the lottery of life
> mfw I don't even have to tell how it ended as you all already know how this kind of story typically end
>>28485556
> mfw I don't even have to tell how it ended as you all already know how this kind of story typically end
You woke up ?
I am so superficial it hurts. I dont give af about status though, they just have to be naturally beautiful.
Yes I am alone
>>28485586
>Plots twist
I didn't see it coming
Man life is pretty unfair
>Be me
>Been trying to find a qt's name for awhile
>Start talking to someone who might know their name
>We look through people's facebook friends list and after awhile we find her
>Decide on how to approach this, which was adding her then trying small chat
>nope.jpg
>Person i was getting help from messages me to stop trying to talk to her as her friends think its creepy
>Ask why its creepy to just want to talk to someone
I dont think im that ugly and they know nothing about me
>Person that helped me says its because im older then them and that it never happens to them
>Person that helped me then tells me to just give up and stop complaining
>Try to look up her facebook again
>Blocked
Fucking hell this literally happened a few minutes ago, guess im staying a kv forever. Did i do something wrong?
Also failed attempts at talking to girls thread.
https://www.mgtow.com/
>>28485555
The person that helped you is her bf op
>>28485774
Nah, it was a fat whale grill that helped me.
Why would a girl date me/ have a relation with me when she can easily get a guy who can be richer/cuter/bettet dressed than i?
I think you already know the answer OP.
>>28485553
because richer, cuter, fashionable doesn't always mean better. Not all girls go for atypical guys.
Some girls like sad guys, misery cases or just genuinely nice guys
>>28485553
She has no reason to date you. Yhe only logical solution I see is to become richer, cuter, better dressed. If you're shit, there's no reason for anyone to like you. So improve yourself, make yourself someone worthy of attention and love.
What will happen to all the unskilled and uneducated people once we begin the approach towards a post-scarcity society?
>>28485552
They're kept at minimum cost like animals and will be forced to do the last remaining shit jobs from time to time
>>28485552
Dunno.
But if you not saving money now by busting your ass you're being very stupid.
>>28485591
Yes, you need to work hard, citizen
I have nothing to live for, no aspirations and ambitions, living my life from day to day without doing anything. Nothing gives me a feeling anymore, everything is just exhausting. Is there any reason why I shouldn't kill myself?
Live for the sweet anime
>>28485559
I stopped watching anime a while ago, even that feels too exhausting.
>>28485578
Do you have any hobbies senpai?
>19 years old
>receding hairline
>thinning hair
What the fuck did I do wrong? Is it because I don't drink a lot of water or something?
It's because nature is an ice-cold bitch.
Glad it never went that early. I ended up going chrome dome at 28.
>>28485513
ahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA HA HAH H HA HAHA H A HA H A H HA HA H
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Scene girls are so cute, I hate that I missed out on this fashion but it went out of style a few years before I got to high school so I was too young to ever partake. These were the golden years though, its when I started looking at pictures on the internet ans I would look up to these selfie queens. Who would have thought how important and yet mundane the internet would become?
>>28485508
how fucking young are you
original comment
underageb&
Please remove yourself from the premises.
Agreed OP, scene girls were the best. I also missed that boat by a couple of years, I wish I went to high school in the mid 2000s. Kinda weird to think it used to be a thing for kids to just go to the mall and sit around, I don't think that really happens anymore.
Anon... Wanna cuddle?
yes.
no homo
>>28485473
>covering your face cause your ugly
well played
>>28486189
You calling me ugly?
>girl likes me
>shes cute
>funny
>like her too
>we talk everyday
>ends up telling me she once did a road trip with a guy she barely knew and stayed in a fancy hotel with him
Into the trash it goes I guess.
Where's your sense of adventure, bucko?
>>28485460
>like girl
>talks about her ex bf all the time
>talks about how she'd like to go on adventures to random places and meet people because it'd be epically random self fulfilling
>whines about how she cant get anyone even though she easily could
I hate women.
>>28485460
Your loss vergein.
anything else is child's play.
business majors are the true alpha males
what if i major in slayin pussy
>>28485445
Roasties dont care for STEM. read a study into women's erotica novels and they dudes are ALWAYS in dirty manly jobs (eg.boxing, mechanic) or uber rich dudes, billionaires
Good morning, wagecuck.
Enjoy your hump day.
Another day, another dollar.
Sup, NEET.
While you were busy playing video games, your girlfriend (that you've only held hands with) slipped out the window and headed over to my private river house.
Sexless she was and ready for anything, I proceeded to PLOW her ASSHOLE harder and longer than any industrial size farm has seen in a single workweek.
She says she doesn't really like "do-nothings" and welfare chumps. More or less "gamers". Well, I'll be sending her back to you. I've got another date at 3:00 where we'll be dining and under the warm suns of Italy (where I have my private yacht stationed.)
I'll be flying there first class in my private jet.
It is a shame you can't afford any of these things.
Stay poor, NEET.
Stay poor, faggotfuck.
>>28485601
jokes on you, i don't have a girlfriendaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>28485601
Wow some wagie must be really ragie while he wrote this rant.
Neets: 1
Wagecucks: 0
Wagies
B T F O
B
T
F
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as always
look what happened to this guy when he got a GF
why would you want a gf?
>>28485377
fucked up story bro.
she looks comfy as fuck though, like she literally took all his gains.
WE MUST WARN /FIT/.
Let me guess: steroid-induced liver cancer?
>>28485377
the gf stole all his gains and left him with nothing.
typical...
