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have no alcohol what can I use to get fucked up?
Robotussin
>>28103625
mouth wash hand sanitizer
>>28103625
benadryll, take like 10 and stay awake. You'll begin to hallucinate
Seriously, no bullshit aside, is there any way i could seriously end my life with objects/ ingredients i could find in my house, with minimum pain?
>>28103621
Yes. Buy a does glass thermometers and just drink the mercury. Easy quick and pain less
yeah, seal your bathroom doors/windows with tape and burn charcoal in a specific way, google about it
>>28103660
From what I've seen of russian mercury factories that's not very quick
>"You really don't have a job anon? What do you do all day? You know you really should have a job to contribute to society and make some money!"
>>28103601
I shitpost all day on "the 4chan"
>>28103601
At least be pretty if you're going to ask me about my money, please.
>>28103601
fuck off roastie whore
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>it will never be the 90s again
>you will never go to a typical American high school in sunny california
>you will never work a retail / fast food job during your high school summers and have slacker style hijinks with your friends
>you will never go to UCLA / USC / UCSB / UCSC / Pomona College
THIS. THIS is the source of all suffering in the world.
>>28103545
I usually ignore these threads but this one got to me for some reason
>>28103545
>I DONT WANNA
>WAAAASTE MY TIIIIIME
>BECOME ANOTHER CASUALTY
>OF SOCIETY
how, how is this not original? Who else is greentexting 90s songs on /r9k/?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws
>tfw you will never date a young Gillian Anderson and be bros with 90's David Duchovny
Would you suck someones cock and let him cum in your mouth for a million dollars?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10041258
I would do it for free because I'm a faggot
>Would you do something degrading for 10 minutes to instantly get 20 years worth of salary at a degrading job
Of course I'm not retarded.
If they don't have STD's and shit like that then fuck yeah
Lets go boys, I bought a new phone
This isn't /b/ fuck off
bloxcks
a classic and the best for displaying anger
>>28103543
Why so fucking hostile
THIS IS WHAT WOMEN A C T U A L L Y BELIEVE
BETA UPRISING WHEN
Women are retards, more news at 11
>>28103488
Give me the news! I NEED them! Tell me fampai what else do I need to know?!
>caring what women believe
>caring what normies believe
you are on your way to becoming a dark wizard and possibly a lich. why do you concern yourself with normie musings on their standard of suffering.
>mfw everyone is talking about Game of Normies tonight
Anyone know this fucking REEEEEE? At least the family is making food.
>HAHAHA I LOVE GAME OF THRONES
>Can't name anyone other than Tyrion
>Thinks Daenarys' name is 'Khaleesi'
Stfu teenie weenies. Game of thrones was obscure nerdshit autism fantasy for over a decade before normies ruined it.
What the hell is game of normies?
Boast thread
Post what you've done recently that you're proud of, or that just make you happy, no matter how small or large. Did you nail that job interview? Did you finally ask that girl out on a date? Did you make it out the house today? Get it off your chest, anon, and tell us.
>boast thread
>nobody replies
kek
>>28103525
Sad times. Surely someone on /r9k/ has something to be proud of.
Alright, I guess I'll start then. My gf (inb4 normie reee) and I broke up on Thursday, and while normally that would be something that I wouldn't get over for months, I decided to deal with it as quickly and cleanly as possible. I feel better already AND I've managed to set up two dates for next week already, so I'm happy to have something going.
How come it's so easy for some guys to get girls to send nudes to them or flash them or whatever? I see videos on youtube of guys going on omegle and they can get like any girl to flash, and yet they don't even seem to be doing that much to even get her to. I can't get literal sluts to flash me or do anything, I don't understand
And there are so many videos of it on youtube, all of these guys, some even uglier than me still have the game and charisma to get girls just to fucking flash, and I haven't been able to do something as basic as that in my entire LIFE. I'm honestly gonna kill myself
>tfw I've never seen a pair of boobs outside of porn
>>28103348
Probably staged for the sake of getting views.
>>28103369
I really doubt it. There's so many videos. Plus staging something on omegle is almost impossible since it's randomized between like 35,000 people
>>28103348
tretzy is such a huge faggot I can't stand him
When will it happen robots?tell me
>>28103301
When you stop being a meme loving weeb.
>>28103301
I'm getting married in november
>>28103301
Are you male? If so probably never
Why can't /r9k/ make great musical numbers like /v/ can?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9MpsAftCDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdRAyG-BuFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlSx7m09R60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heIH9vfwKBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZmbUiDXBHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcebgKvAoh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7CULOL8hXo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5BNDPA5hE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9JSwqe5a0E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hPFPjQ4pjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF75xIPkuEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3LJc8R2npo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDTAlDzzHxk&i
>>28103286
because everyone here is a shy girl who's too scared to speak let alone sing
>>28103463
We need to really step up our game though
>>28103286
video games are garbage
Who is this guy and why did he do it?
>>28103284
Toby. Because Reee.
>>28103284
The most beta Beta. Never had a chance at reaching a high score.
>>28103284
What did that stinky Dunkey do?
>"Just be yourself, it's never too late !"
it would be a better advice if people asked me to not be myself
>>28103279
Hey this guy has my hair, eyes and general face structure but with a thinner brow and narrower nose.
I wonder if we're distantly related.
>>28103405
>H-hey this guy has my h-hair, eyes and g-general face structure
>I'm a v-virgin because I'm s-shy
Have you ever tried to become interested in sports to have something to talk about to normies?
We could channel our autism into a mainstream hobby to become the "sports guy".
>>28103275
e-sports and nascar :^)
>>28103275
I'm not gonna pretend to like something just to gain the respect of someone I don't want anything to do with in the first place.
>>28103931
This is what I think as well, but unfortunately I have to start having jobs soon and I cant continue being the creepy guy nobody likes, and sports seems to be the easiest topic to bond over with coworkers.
I guess politics would work as well, but you can't really talk about how Jews are flooding white countries with Muslims on your workplace. At least not on your first day.
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