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>Thank you so much Anon, I had so much fun at that National Socialist rally. Thank you for showing me the red pill Anon.
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>>28099385
isn;t she jewish?

asf,l';
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You're not fooling me, kike.
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>implying you can show someone the redpill

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Fast food horror stories?

I went to Taco Bell yesterday and got a Double Decker Taco, a Cheesy Gordita Crunch, two Chicken Burritos, and an X-Large Mountain Dew Baja Blast. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audio book when I glanced up and saw the Taco Bell worker I ordered from was outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the Taco Bell restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to Taco Bell for dinner last night and got a Mexican Pizza with no tomatoes, a Steak Quesadilla, a Crunchwrap Supreme, and an X-Large Mountain Dew Baja Blast. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?
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>>28099338
>horror stories
did you consider that maybe youre just an autist
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Why not drive home and eat it in your room fag?
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>>28099338
>guiz a grill TOTALY talked to me yesterday..
>lol too bad she was le roastie amiright?

just kill yourself op.

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>mfw my best bro got a gf
>mfw im now 3rd wheel
She's really nice and comfy to me as well but it's still an abstract feel to hit the nightclubs with both of them
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ask her to hook you up with one of her friends
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>>28099331
This is the key, OP. You have a new dating pool right in front of you and she would be happy to help you out because third wheels are awkward for everyone.
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>>28099331
No, I have never even seen any of her friends

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>25 yo
>KHV
>no friends
>earn about $10 or $20 a month doing odd freelance jobs on fiverr and envato
>STEM graduate
>still live with parents

Be honest /r9k/. Is there any hope left for me?
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what the fuck is /r9k/ dead or something? This is my 5th thread in a week which has just died off with no replies.
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>>28100236
maybe its because your threads suck
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>10 or 20 buckaroos
what the fuck? how little do you work?

also, bumping this thread

Would it be weird to ask my 2nd gf if I can call her by my 1st GFs name?
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>>28099222
Yes
Also gtfo normie reee
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>>28099222
>a Palv thread
thank you based OP
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Fucking normies.

You can't call Cara, Palvin.

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When will people stop falling for the college meme?
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When they realize that a college education is only for a few intellectually motivated individuals.

Gaining knowledge for its own sake is also a meme
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>>28099177
business owners are overwhelmingly degree holders

also something like 40% of americans have a degree, its the new high school diploma
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>>28099177
Tfw your graduating this year
Tfw you get job offers in your field and the one you interned for want to offer you a permanent job

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Ok class today you need to get into groups of two. Oh anon you're by yourself again, you can join up with ____.

Who was ____ and what happened /r9k/?
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>>28099122
The teacher, and she made me rub her feet.
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two sporty girls who said gave disgusted looks to each other and asked if i could be with someone else when i approached
9th grade when this happened
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> Not having at least one bigger robot on your leash that you could always count on in this sort of situation

> his face when you abandon him for somebody else whenever you can

Who here /bigforehead/ or /highhairline/?

No one ever talks about this, but it's literally a death sentence.

Big foreheads are NEVER attractive. No hairstyles look good on me, because my only options are to either stick it up and look like there's something wrong with me because over half of my face is forehead, or to cover it with a fringe and look like a 13 year old from 2006.

Whenever someone wants to pick on me or start shit, it's always about the forehead. I'm perpetually insecure about it and my eyes are instantly drawn to it when I see any picture of me or catch a glimpse of my reflection.

Sometimes I genuinely wish I would start balding, because it would give me a good excuse to shave my head and stop worrying about my forehead/hairline.
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Same. Large/High forehead and dumb-looking hairline to boot. Honestly it doesn't matter that much, anon.
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>>28100622
also my hairline is receding to make matters worse. But I've just accepted it. I read somewhere that having a larger forehead is actually more attractive, as it may imply intelligence/dominance. But it could be bullshit.
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Get a shirt that is skin-colored, put it over your hair, then pull it skin-tight. That is how you will look bald. If you don't mind how that looks, shave your head.

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>doc gives beta blockers
>i feel more beta than ever
>no anxiety but no mood for food, sleep, anything really
>very robotic actions all day, mechanical

will it get better?
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>given beta blockers
>doesnt block the inner beta

Your docter is shit
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>>28099105
i feel nothing for everything... what a shit cost to numb anxiety..
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anybody else knows those unfeels?
will it get better?

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im 25, every step i take forward seems like 3 back, I'm stressed out of my mind, I wont ever get pussy and if I do it's going to be some old ugly hag. I'm so fucking fed up! the alcohol isnt cutting it anymore! FUCK !!
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Quit complaining, quit drinking, quit being obsessed with prime girls.

60% of your life is past prime. Accept that and forget about it. Find healthier things to focus on.
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look dude, if your willing to have a life and get a gf, go for it. but if not your just gonna die a virgin. accept it and embrace it. work hard, get money, get a quality life and then you can do what ever you want. even fuck bitches
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>>28099125
jost be ursefl :^)

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/r9k/ has been overflowing with very much hate for the past year. Let's have a good old feels thread for a change, shall we?
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yeah, i'm grateful for tfw
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go on, you can't just ask for a feels thread.
you have to start one. What's your story senpai?
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>>28099112
I don't have any story, also sadly I don't have many feels pictures on this pc.

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Going over to a girl's house later. (I hardly know her) I know she's single, wat do?
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Will you be alone with her?

If so, why are you going to the house of someone you barely know alone?
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>>28098903
Rub your cock and cum on her feet.
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>>28098903
Just try to relax, don't try to put on some bullshit cringy persona. Make a move or two and see where it goes, make some physical contact, try to read her signals. If she's touching her face or neck, playing with her hair a lot, fidgeting, breathing loudly or deeply, you're doing good and you'll probably be able to kiss her. If she is being distant, shying away from contact, and showing no definite signals I would not try anything more, just hang out casually like you would with anyone else.

Even if she's into you she probably won't make the first move, so be bold, when you feel like you have the perfect moment, maybe when you run out of small talk and everything goes quiet, just bring your face close to hers, pull her close to you and she will go along with it and you'll be making out in no time.

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There is nothing wrong with fetishes as long as no one is dying or being hurt
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No man is an island
Physical harm is not the only type of harm
Degeneracy harms the entire nation
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>>28098793
What if my fetish is asphyxiation, and the person pretend dies or almost dies...

Is that alright?, Fetish Police
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>cute girl stepping on exotic roaches BAREFOOT

Women will do anything if you give them money I bet they'll even kill...

Guys, I think we may be onto something!

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What's our purpose robots? Why do we exist in this everchanging and advancing world while we by contrast slowly degrade and fade into nothing? What can we do? Even the smallest animals have some existing purpose via contributing to the ecosystem in some way. We surely can't be the only imperfection the universe has made.

Do we have purpose?
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>>28098790
We are all incomplete. We die incomplete.

What is the purpose of life? Give yourself purpose anon.
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>>28098807
Are you saying our purpose is to find purpose?
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>>28098790
>What's our purpose robots?
doing yo father

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Can you obtain an erection easily without hand stimulation?
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>>28098683
Yes. There are people who can't?
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>>28098710
Yes, me. How much porn do you watch?
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>>28098728
I read hentai.
Porn is kinda gross desu.
And I kinda read it all day and buss like 3 fat nuts everyday to it.
I get half erections from smelling girls hair
Full erection from hugging a girl
And rock hard when a girl rubs up against me
(Not that anon)

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