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Why aren't you drunk right now?
>the odds of it falling that way are pretty minimal
>god works in mysterious ways
because i only had enough vodka left to get me tipsy, and its pouring down outside so i cant be bothered to walk to the 24 hour open shop, and i have to get out tomorrow
>>28099909
but i am
not shitfaced like webm, just tipsy
What's the weirdest thing you can find on amazon for $15 or less? Dubs and I buy it.
>>28099850
Whole Rabbit
Wolf Urine
Radioactive Ore
>>28099850
I gotta a bunch of stupid shit saved
http://amzn.com/B0150BAJYA
>>28099850
http://www.amazon.com/Kimring%C2%AE-Womens-Steampunk-Metallic-Spiked-Silver/dp/B00OMVDA5K/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1461531646&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=spiked+dildo
This fat slob has a qt singer gf.
What's your excuse?
>qt
Very arguable.
>>28099812
she isn't qt at all looks like a an ugly tranny
>>28099812
>qt singer gf.
that man jaw is horrendous desu
Rate my appearance. Am I gonna make it?
>>28099785
no you look like the white version of elliot rodgers
Hot in this pic
Dunno about real life dood
You be the judge
>>28099785
GOAT
O
A
T
(Greatest of All Time)
I'm a normie. Popular, athletic, tall, everything else. AMA
why even bother existing
>>28099739
back to bee, redditor
>>28099916
Life is meant to be lived. Stop feeling bad about yourself and make things happen
Hey bots. I'm going to travel the world in a year and just live in hostels. Who wants to come. I'm leaving in a year
Anthony Depaolis
> Still being alive in a year
Ayy
>>28099729
I would but haven't saved up nearly enough money. In about 2-3 years I'll be set and hopefully can meet up with anon to go adventuring.
>mom gets a glass of wine
>says to herself "think ill just have a little glass of wine"
>mom gets a snack
>says to herself "think ill just have a little something sweet
STFU BITCH I DONT FUCKING CARE, IM JUST TRYING TO GET A FUCKING GLASS OF WATER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28099694
i love this thread
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>>28099694
>dad sing dabba dabba dooo
SHUT UP YOU FAGGOT!
>>28099694
Dad says "DID YOU GET LUCKY LAST NIGHT SON" fuck off you fat FAGGOT !!!!
okay faggots, gather round, i want to discuss something with you : online relationships.
What are the chances, in your own oppinion, of online relationships working out? is it possible for two people that meet online to actually build a meaningful relationship that will carry on into real life? did it happen to any of you guys? I've had this question on my mind for a while, and i think this is probably one of the places where people have firsthand experience. I don't want to turn this into my personal blog, but i'd also like to share my experience on the matter, if enough people are curious about it.
they are a myth
>is it possible for two people that meet online to actually build a meaningful relationship
sure
>that will carry on into real life?
Probably not
>>28099690
Usually, no. I have heard of it happening before. Online dating is better for that thing
Anyone else love this dude?
He should make more vids desu
>>28099680
This picture is enough to make me love him. 10/10 pepe face.
>>28099680
I unfollowed him on snapchat. Can't believe I made an account just to follow this bipolar autistic hot sack of shit.
He's pretty funny, I wish he would upload more, I also really unironically like his rap. If he kills himself I will follow him into the dark
>tfw everything from 2008 onwards is a rapid depressing blur to you
>>28099654
>that feel when other people memorize everything
>you cant recall whether that one event they are talking about happened a year or three years ago
This is true for me as well. there's a giant blank from 2012 onward. Nothing happened. Nothing ever happens.
>tfw you forgot most of your life
Easy way to tell you're a fucking normie:
You watch Game of Thrones
you say things like
>home is where the heart is
>as a team we can succeed
and all the rest i cant think of atm
>>28100043
>Implying team work isn't highly valuable
>Implying a warm and loving environment doesn't thrive at home
>>28099653
>people who compare Game of Thrones to real life and make it seem like political comentary
These are the worst kind of normies.
https://youtu.be/aSfT3qvTTKA
>>28099634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V67Mx_gu3lU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-0rVkJKHIo
>>28099818
How quickly they forget...
https://youtu.be/zWFQ1uiD8LA
Why am I only getting 200 neet bucks? I can't live on this
Because they don't want you to live.
>>28099529
You're not supposed to live on it. You're supposed to get a fucking job.
>>28099776
But there are no jobs anon!
Engie: 5 ft 6 in / 167.6 cm
Pyro: 5 ft 9 in / 175.3 cm
Scout: 5 ft 10 in / 177.8 cm
Soldier: 5 ft 11 in / 180.3 cm
Spy: 5 ft 11.5 in / 181.6 cm
Medic: 6 ft / 182.9 cm
Demo: 6 ft 0.5 in / 184.1 cm
Sniper: 6 ft 1 in / 185.4 cm
Heavy: 6 ft 4 in / 193 cm
How tall are you? Which class would you be? Also ladies which guy do you like the most? This picture shows how tall they are, which is the most attractive ?
>>28099507
in between a sniper and a heavy. not too bad desu
>>28099507
I would either be a spy or a medic I'm not quite sure cause its been a while since I got my height measured
>>28099507
engineer here
is this nice board?
Not really, try /ck/ friend :^)
fuck off
[spolier]feckin original[/spoiler]
>>28099458
every minute I'm here I want to kill myself more
but I can't leave because I have nothing else
