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Why is it that children can grow up fine without a mother-figure but messed up with out a father-figure?
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>>28103148
because single mothers are shit, and fathers are much more important
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>>28103148
90 percent of a woman's mind consists of pure bullshit, and it's the fathers job to counteract that bullshit
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most of the times I hear about someone who has family problems, it's usually because there's an abusive mother in the house

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https://www.change.org/p/youtube-take-down-laci-green-s-youtube-channel-and-support-victims-of-sexual-assault-and-rape/c

PLZ sign this petition. I was raped by Laci green and she needs to be arrested. Do the right thing!
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>>28103037

Holy fuck, so that guy from "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids" is a woman now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOJz0HKITLY
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>>28103176

Laci Green is a man, baby!

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>2016
>falling for the toilet jew
lol, hope you enjoy that water bill, wagecuck.

Post your piss jug setups, just got a nice new PC space myself so I'll be starting a new collection.
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By peeing in bottles then emptying the bottles into the toilet, I effectively only flush once per month
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>he doesn't place his back on the wall with his body upturned so he can walk his legs up the wall until their is a positive gravity differential between the tip of his urethra and his head and then funnel the piss to his mouth to recycle the water, prevent piss bottles from spilling, and avoiding the embarrassment of others finding his piss bottles
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>>28103087
>not saving them until the stench is unbearable
it's like you don't even want to break your record

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Alright /r9k/, 19 y/o kisless virgin here, I've made a decision about how I'm going to live my life from today onward.

Despite my depression and low self-esteem, I think that if I at least try the "fake it til you make it" route, I could live a somewhat normal life.

So I've decided that I'm going to become /fa/ and /fit/ so that perhaps I can get more attention from women. I'm kind already /fa/, but now I'm going to spend my vidya money on buying more clothes more frequently.

As for my depression, well if I can at least get someone to care about me that I could at least feel a little bit better, and I can work from there. Besides, tons of normies are depressed too.

I've never considered myself to be attractive, so I don't expect to get a gf. All I really want is someone who I can be certain is my friend and actually likes being around me. I know that I'm not all that fun to be around at times, but surely there's someone out there I can get along with.

I'm going to cap this and let you know if this was a success before I turn 20 in November.
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good luck sausage
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>>28103030
Good for you OP. Good luck
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Your depression arises from the fact you are a robot. Its not the other way around.

It will go away (at least for the most part) when you start making real improvement on the other areas of your life.

Good luck anon. I think its time for you to leave this place.

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>my butt doesn't look too big right anon? Be honest.
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>>28102902
*bends her over with force*
*fucks her ass*
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>>28102902
looks average desu
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>"What scale are we using, inches or yards?"

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Should manlets be tortured and executed?
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>>28102831
Don't they get enough torture from life? Just put them down in an humane fashion and end their suffering.
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>>28102864

Ending manlet suffering is something that weak cucks do. Manlets must suffer for having the nerve to exist. I'd say something like a bunch of 6'3+ manmores take turns shitting on the manlet. Then have some amazon women kick him in the balls till they pop lol.
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>>28102831
The manler hate on this board really gives off fetishistic vibes.

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Let's get some more race baiting going on. Also janis why do you leave XMAF threads up but not AMXF?
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OWMbnalN8E
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>>28103170
I hate them not because they racemix, but because they're normies.
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>>28103170
That asian guy is actually dating under considering hes like a 9/10.

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Are you mature enough to accept a woman's past?
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>anyone who disagrees with me is close minded
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>>28102811
That pics hot af, wish i could lick it clean off her face
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cuck thread? oh boy

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>See the little kids jump and shout
>Drop some napalm without a doubt
>Watch them try and put it out
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>>28102781
SOME FROGS WERE BORRN
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>>28102807
MADE TO SPOUT THE MEMES
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>>28102781
Nice had a good chuckle

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Time for a nice o'/devilish/ thread.

>Making cookies for mommy wommy
>Recipe calls for butter
> Use "vegetable oil spread" instead.

Dumb bitch never saw it coming.
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>stopping by fast food restaurant
>sister asks for wedges
>get her curly fries
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Drove company van 2 mph over speed limit for several blocks

>>Gangsta
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>make fried breakfast in bed for "mommy"
>"mommy" is actually a large hump-pillow that makes me feel safe
>tell her I love her very much and feel my filthiness evaporating
>despise my real mother and haven't seen her in almost a decade
DEMONIC

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Explain why Obama shouldn't have a 3rd term
>inb4 "racist remarks"
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>>28102666
Well the constitution says he can't.

Also we need a serious overhaul, he hasn't been all that bad, we just need some serious changes to the system.
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>>28102666
The constitution of the United states forbids it.
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>>28102666
>>inb4 "racist remarks"
nigger

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Lots of old fags like to remark that this board is "pure cancer" - for the most part, I agree with you.

But when was this board not shit? Was there ever a golden age? Was it always feels threads and BRRAAAAAAPP threads?

I started browsing 4chan in 2014.
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I'm a 2013 newfag and it was best in Q4 2014 and Q1 2015. All those ecib mee-mees.
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>>28102647
of course not. first it was a bunch of asses who thought they were like, the elite of 4chan (aka the biggest turd in the pile), then it turned into this not soon after. it's mostly the same, and not many regard r9k's first incarnation to be 'golden' at all. most of those people left after the feels invasions anyway.
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>>28102647
This is actually a rather good time for /r9k/. There's minimal tripfag/femdom/cuck/fetish threads, and absolute zero kpop. The only problem is fembot threads which are usually taken over by roll pics.

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do you guys have any embarrassing or regrettable fetishes?

I like fat girls

I like watching them eat
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I want to be stuffed down a giant girl's pants. Nothing too embarrassing.
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>>28102622
>Dr Pepper Ten
What was she thinking? Who would want to watch her drink that stuff?
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>>28102622
i like watching women being degraded sexually.
preferably hot ones.

this means i'm into interacial porn, midget porn, old ugly guy with young qt porn, trap on girl porn, and of course zoo porn.

pretty much anything that would reduce a woman's value

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To keep things cleared up, here is a thread linking to the latest dramas on r9k (hopefully this will be stickied).

>Doj & Erica
>>28098596
Doj and Erica's secret tryst is revealed in a tell-all pastebin. Doj confirmed for being a beta-cuck spending money on Erica and being a passive-aggressive creep.
The pastebin is here: pastebin /Jjywvzkb

>Hack_Bastard & Hacks_Dadstard:
>>28093538
Hack, the conservative, degenerate hating underb8 youtubing tripfag, is called out by his degenerate methhead father into a verbal sparring match. BONUS: Hack's past explained in full.

>Eliza
>>28097618
More of the same, Eliza remains consistent with her videos that seduce the hebephiles of r9k, while the rest of us ask, "Why?"

>Latest School Shooter
>>28096574
A disgruntled student shoots up a prom with a few fatalities including himself. But the question remains: Was he a robot?
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>>28102536
Bumping for quality post.
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>>28102536
who?

a better question would be, where are the good tripfags gone?
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>>28102642
Yesterday's bad tripfags are remembered today as good tripfags.

>tfw really want to be a pilot but probably not smart enough
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I have a 99 IQ and even i do well in flight sims
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Its very exspensive. How is your eyesight?
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I don't think it takes too much brains. Being a pilot sounds cool but I hear the pay is shit and I bet it gets old quick.

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