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How many real push-ups can you do in a row?
I could probably do like 25, if I had to.
not many, max 10, i used to be able to do 25 but i stopped exercising and i dont have the motivation to start again
>>28101744
barely 30
but i do much better with flat hand push ups
>>28101744
Between 20 and 40, depending on the day.
What's the best method to get past a plateau?
>being white in the year of our lord 2016
>not getting a qt asian gf
Explain yourselves
>settling for a runner up prize
i seruiously hope you lads at least abort all the male hapa babies if you get her pregnant
>>28101728
Everybody name the jew.
I have one but don't feel the need to encourage racebaiting.
oh man guys, I fucked up, I really really fucked up last night
What did you do OP?
original comment
Tell is about it
Cmmon OP
GIVE ME A FUCKING TRAP GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28101675
Probably more easier to please than a woman and at least they wouldn't leave you it something better is around the corner
>>28101754
>and at least they wouldn't leave you it something better is around the corner
LOL
>>28101754
Bait, delicious bait.
>yesterday decide to finally drag my fat ass to the gym
>get changed and onto the free weights comfortably without revealing power levels
>realise my fitness knowledge consists of only /fit/ memes
>attempt to bust out a few squats, start with the bar
>form is horrible, never practiced once before and here I am in a crowded room taking up the only squat rack
>people are looking over, begin sweating profusely and i haven't even done a set of this light ass weight
>"hey man, need some help?"
>i turn around
>it's Chad, just finished up on his 250lb bench
>"y-yes, thanks"
>chad teaches me correct squat form, as well as various other lifts and nutrition info
>this guy doesn't even work at the gym and he pretty much gives me a 45 minute personal training session
>didn't act as if he pitied or resented me, just an all-round bro
>leave the gym feeling better than I've felt in all my years of shitposting on this board
Why do we hate these people? Chads are genuine, kind and caring individuals who treat us neckbeards as equals. We shouldn't be grouping them in with the majority of normies.
>>28101637
Honestly yeah, a lot of guys at the gym like to help people out and they don't care who you are or what you look like. A lot of these "normies" are actually nice people.
I think it depends desu
There are good chads but there are also bad chads
You tend to find the nicer chads in gyms because they just enjoy working and may not even be chads
the people on here mostly only talk about the bad chads and how they can find the pussy which I understand because we all want it
Its just some of us dont have as much to offer a stacy as a chad would
I feel insecure though going to the gym because im a little scrawny but im happy you had a good experience
>>28101708
No such thing as a bad chad
Those are just people who tried to be Chad but failed for whatever reason so they take out their insecurities on others
You guys think you want a full asian girlfriend, but in reality what you want is a HALF-asian master race.
Post hafus ITT.
>>28101490
Half-asian girls are made by white dick, for white dick.
What happened to her face?
>>28101521
they fucked her shit up familia
real asian girls look like ass without makeup
>one chance at life
>born with garbage facial hair genetics
Why even live?
>>28101478
good point
wanna meet up and jump of the golden gate?
>>28101478
It sucks, man. I've wanted a beard since I was about 10, and at almost 23, I still can't grow anything you could call facial hair. I do notice that it's getting darker and thicker though. The bright side is, we should all have good hair on our head much longer than bearded faggots.
My facial hair only grows into a natural somewhat thin goatee (I really have to let it grow out a lot to give the illusion of thickness). I just can't grow but tiny patches of facial hair on my cheeks. Shit sucks. Would really like a full beard so I can look older. I'm 32 and manlet and people still treat me like a child some times. It's embarrassing.
>friend is fooling around with an engaged girl
>her married friend (8 years) makes all kinds of overtly sexual moves on me
>her other engaged friend has a side boyfriend who she openly talks about fucking all the time
>my other friends guy friend is about to het a divorce after his wife turned psychotic less than a year into the marriage.
>got a little tipsy last night and made out with my ex at a party (had to stop after she told me she still loves me)...Found out today she has a boyfriend.
>my friend who's birthday it was (a grill) last night told me all about wanting to fuck this guy at work (she has a boyfriend).
>some random chick at the bar is being all lovey with some dude and it's clear they are either dating or on a date. An hour later he is gone and she is grinding on a nigger.
Remind me again why I'm supposed to respect women?
>Inb4 normie has friends and a social life REEEEEEEEEE
Also general women hate thread. Share some of your experiences or experiences of people you know.
I know it probably was too early for all these feels but guys I'm seriously depressed. I thought all this shit was a meme.
I'm never going to have a family with some cute little kids and a house in the country or any of the normie shot we were all told we could achieve if we worked for it. I guess knew it was bullshit in my heart of hearts but until recently a part of me still believed the lie.
I'm so sad
>>28101716
I just had the chance last night to lose my virginity
we were both naked on the bed making out... this was the first time I had ever kissed a girl.
I denied her, and I'm feeling depressed because I feel like I degraded myself by kissing a girl that I did not have strong feelings for
Is this the end for Asian men?
>>28101471
>tumblr
>race bait thread
lmao, OP got a tiny dick
>>28101471
asian men are doomed, there's just no way they can compete in a globalized market
>>28101505
next time don't give the OP a (You) though, they live for that shit. Just post a reply; that hurts them more than insults. also sage i guess
Has anyone here seen a doctor because of your problems? Doesn't matter if it was anxiety, depression, autism etc.
>How did it go?
>Did it help you?
>If you got meds, did they help?
>yes
>no
Nothing can stop it
> Rather good, I got a doctor's certificate for a month and meds
> Not really, but I can't blame my doc
> Don't take them
I have an appointment soon because whatever is wrong with me. I guess it's social anxiety (which probably caused my depression).
What to I say to my doctor? I feel like before taking an exam. I have no idea what I should say or how I should structure it.
>you will never be STAND user highschool Chad in the late 90s
Ooh, I want you
I don't know if I need you
But, ooh, I'd die to find out
That is quite an abstract feel, my friend.
>>28101439
What's STAND?
>>28101509
I must agree with you my fellow anon.
>Ring-a-ding-ding
>Oh wow someone has txted me, I wonder who it is?
>No one has txted me in 30 days or so.
>*open phone
>"You're plan expires in the next two days. Please make sure to top up with enough credit to continue your plan" - 2degrees Mobile
I know this is pretty light, but please give me the times where you got your hopes up and they were crushed.
i bet many here play life such that they avoid the possibility of having their expectations crushed
angsty, pessimistic
I'll text you buddy. post your phone number
>>28102905
>this.
I never look foward to anything just in case it doesn't happen so then I don't have to deal with being let down yet again.
This happened last week
>be 31 5'1 NEET
>Live with mom (dad died years ago)
>Live in my own room, don't leave pretty much except for food
>Mom calls me out one day to meet her new bf
>he is 25, 6'2 and muscly, works for a bank
>We have dinner, Mom makes my favorite lasagna
>Mom tries to get me out of the house for the night, asks me to go out with friends or something
>Obviously I stay home, hear them fucking all night
>She obviously loves it
>The next morning she cooks him breakfast but not me
He is coming over again tonight. What do /r9k/?
I saved that image, any source?
As for your situation, i don't know. I would hang around and maybe glare at the dude lmao he 25 he not gonna call you out on shit.
You get a life and stop posting obvious shitty b8 threads
>>28101374
Hire a call girl and fuck her moments before your mom's starts to fuck Chad. Then if she brings it up tell her she should have gone out with friends if she didn't want to hear you making love
This thread is reserved for tripfags only.
only tripfags can post in this thread.
Hello I am an attention whore. Please give me more attention.
oh hey guys just joining yall
Top secret spoiler, do not read if you aren't [s4s].I love how no one understands the pure genius behind [s4s] and treats its users as randumbs.
One day we will rule the world.
So what will robots do once their parents die? Their siblings leave them to fend on their own, Their pets die, their friends leave them for becoming to weird? Do they commit suicide? Become homeless?
Usually suicide or rampage
>>28101386
But where will find the money to buy a gun?
>Implying my parent will not outlive me by at least 20 years
