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>tfw a white guy told me if girls liek me then they have daddy issues
Why are white men so evil?
Sounds pretty accurate to me, it's not like daddy issues and female social manipulation tactics are his fault.
>>28096224
so basically you're saying that black men are not capable of attracting a normal female.
>>28096239
I'm saying that you're a lower lifeform and should be confined to africa.
Take that as you will.
Should I lose my virginity to a prostitute?
Will I regret it?
>>28096167
Don't do it. You'll regret it. Sex is only good when you have a deep connection with your partner. Sounds lame but it's completely true.
>>28096167
How old are you OP? If you haven't come close by 25, you probably won't lose it.
>>28096228
No lie - I'm pushing 40.
I'm starting to feel I've left it too late.
>play game that has a bugtracker
>keep making up bugs and submit them
>they sound so plausible the devs dont know what do to
>use nightly build version of web browser
>it crashes
>don't submit crash report
>>28096128
i used to do this on Dayz until i realized the devs didnt care about bugs.
>Be rude to server at restaurant
>Don't tip
What's the last dream you had robots?
How realistic did it feel?
I'll share mine if enough people post.
I had a dream last night that I got a job as a pro hockey referee and my first night was during a playoff game
I got in the way, a player hit me and I got booed
then I woke up
>>28096098
Pretty close to this
I dont usually remember my dreams, and this one was strangely mundane as well, but i dreamt that i was playing OSRS again. Except that i was good at it, obviously lol. Made me almost consider goin back to the game.
What are you staring at, anon? Is there something you want to say?
>>28096018
fucc u hoe
>>28096018
Yes. You are ugly.
Yes,
You look like you're 60, 2bh familia
Why do I find these types of women so attractive?
>>28096007
There's something arousing about a relatively average girl destroying her body to look "attractive" when they really look like blow up dolls.
That's why I jerk it to Penelope Black Diamond. Those tits are a fucking joke but thats why it's hot.
>>28096105
It's also partially why I like body horror so much.
>>28096007
because they're really dumb, and you know youre superior to them
Anyways, how is the Beta Uprising going?
Beta uprising is just not getting married or wasting effort on dating or women in general outside of family and escorts. It could very well be a continuing and life long uprising.
>>28095977
It's continuing. In fact, the beta uprising is a state of perpetual revolution.
>>28096020
Quitting like a manbaby isn't an uprising. It's pathetic.
Who /off medication/ here? I've accepted the fact that I'm schizophrenic and I'm going to learn to live with it.
>>28095915
always get asked if I've been taking my meds always have to lie and say yes they just want to control our brains.
>>28095915
You shouldn't have posted here.
They can find you now.
>>28095915
take your meds you fucking retard
MFW some faggot paid me $40 dollars to suck my dick.
LOL. Moved out of my parents house and already making bank.
Who /NotGaybutgettingPaid/ here.
>>28095914
Why Yoda though?
>>28095914
How often do you do this? How much money do you make weekly and monthly? Also, where and how do you make this happen? Craigslist?
>>28096051
This guy approached me in a bar. My first time. Faggots will LITERALLY do anything for penis
Hello nu /b/, just made myself what you would call a trip and I am pondering on what I should do with this new found power.
How do I become the most popular trip on this board?
>>28095789
Troll Doj.
Kill yourself. You're part of the problem
>>28095810
My trolling skills are not on an adequate enough level to where I can use them to troll trolls. Doj is on a level apart from mine.
>>28095817
I don't really want to kill myself, and I ALSO see no problem around here, as what I am doing is not against the rules.
Hello, /r9k/.
I made a Skype group for fembots only. If you want in, post your Skype ITT and I'll verify + add you.
>another homo thread
snowey111
I wanna join. Just bi-curious
>>28095801
No, sorry. It's girls only, not gay men.
>>28095883
>It's actually girls
Ok well make that clear then. You're risking a lot of bad feelings for men here. Just post a timestamp with a hand in the OP or whatever.
You know guys here are terribly vulnerable to women. I know it's a pretty meme thing to ask but zoning off your own space is important, men need their safe space too.
Let's kick back in here with some good music, nothing overly aggressive. No bad vibes, let's get comfy and enjoy our short lives in the comfort of our music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIZdjT1472Y
no idea how to embed so i hope that works
Gonna bump the thread with one of my favorite Killers tracks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2S8vC-Yujs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94DyU_h2Jc
>>28095766
Not really my taste but I still enjoy the pleasantness of this tune. Curious to know more about you if you don't mind sharing?
Hi again, /r9k/, this is Daisy. She is my imaginary sister. I talk to her whenever I'm alone, and we love each other very much.
Do you have any imaginary friends? If so tell me about them. Or just come in, ask questions, and chat anyways, we're pretty lonesome today.
Your imaginary sister just happens to be an actress staring in the latest Star Wars movie, huh?
What a coincidence!
>>28095635
Hi Daisy this is Nikolai. He is still here. In our mind and our soul. Talk to him.
god damn she has the greatest pits I've ever seen. id fuck them raw.
just went to my first lifeguard training of the new summer boys. my dad doesn't understand why i keep doing it every summer. it's because i get to touch qts
>girl rescues me and swims me to side
>our cheeks are touching
>i do the same to her
>touch ass with my knees
>her hair smells like flowers
you have TWO and a half minutes to justify why you're not lifeguarding RIGHT NOW
Literally I've inherited joint and spinal issues from both sides of my family, and the primary treatment for the spine is fusing vertebrae. I've been too poor to visit a doc for it, but I will be able to visit one, soon, hopefully. After that I will even lift
>>28095631
>dat bass doe
>>28095631
>those huge man shoulders on the right
ew
and as for why i dont want to life guard
>wanting to save normie chads who injure themselves on the beach
>you'll go back to sit in your cuck tower while he goes off and gets a sympathy orgy
no thanks m8
is being 5'10 a handicap with women ?
would any fembots here date a 5'10 manlet ?
>>28095625
>dat pic
story?
>>28095625
Being you is a handicap, nothing else.
Where is this picture from??
Nazi Germany? A paradise destroyed and ravaged by the kikes.
