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>ADHD can have serious consequences including chronic under-achievement, school/work failure, problematic and strained relationships, lowered self-esteem and can result in increased risk for depression, anxiety and substance abuse.
Have you niggers seen his hair from the side? Shit's priceless.
>>28089863
Is his hair pattern just permanently fucked? Like would shaving it all off even fix that?
>>28089851
if you have adhd you can still be a cool, crazy, wild normie, combining it with something like Asperger though, and you're honest to god fucked from the beginning unless you're a techno god.
Welcome to the map thread: out of date edition.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1778472
it's been 4 months. not sure if I should start a new one or keep going with this one. census?
>>28089570
start a new one
original
>that 1 russian
phimosis cuties please post those tight cocks :3
reminder that if you have phimosis it's your body's way of telling you that you are a worthless sissy and you only exist to please cock. embrace your natural role, you can only cum with your butt from now on.
>>28089265
a fellow connoisseur of the phimosis :3
Once i had anal sex with my gf and my foreskin tightened up like this for a week after. It was excruciating. If I had to deal with this all my life I'd kill myself. Enjoy your horrible cock.
Do you ever wonder why they put that crescent moon/hoop thing on ceramic cups?
it's for holding
no, it's basic thermodynamics
the ring acts as a coil that increases the insulation between the air facing surface (top of the cup) and the inner liquid. it better distributes the temperature
not 100% sure what its for, but i use it to hook them onto my cup rack. i've got nearly a dozen cups hooked onto that thing, dunno where i'd put my cups without it.
STOP SAYING ALL WOMEN HAVE "DADDY ISSUES'! WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? MY DAD LEFT WHEN I WAS A KID AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! MAYBE YOU'RE PROJECTING YOUR OWN ISSUES ON WOMEN BECAUSE YOU'RE BITTER VIRGIN FAILURES! FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "DADDY ISSUES" SHIT!!!
Sounds like you have pretty bug daddy issues, probably due to your dad leaving
>>28087129
fucking perfect kek
>>28087046
>low effort bait
kappa
Daily reminder to live life to the fullest everyday
That's why I collect as many rare pepes as I can.
Do those guys do crossfit or something? They look like skeletons.
unbelievably bad shoop. im not saying they arent fit, but there are some poor shoop skills going on here
>i wake up for another sing-songy sunshiney funday
>i stretch and yawn as I rip my daily wakey gas, the feeling of liquid splattering against my Magic School Bus undies makes me proud
>i haul myself out of bed, kissing my Rei Ayanami body pillow good morning, but my legs buckle out from under my generous frame
>oh well! I guess I'll have to be a Roly Poly from now on
>i roll over to my GBP chart and check it
>I've saved up a whole 5 GBP! That's a new record I'm SURE mummy will be proud of!
>i roll down the stairs to see what mumsy is up to this wonderful morning
>i slip and crack my nose against the stairpost
>mumma gets up shocked, "Anon are you okay?!"
>i'm bleeding from my nose and it has a weird shape, but I don't care, "mummy mummy, where's the yummy chickie tendies for my tummy?"
>"what?"
>i lift my shirt and begin slapping my tummy like a bongo "your precious little angel has saved five GBP, make some chickie tendies, and make them all for me!"
>"Anon, you know the price for a tendie meal is 20 Good Boy Points. And after the Legoland incident you should be grateful that you still have 5 left."
>i freeze. This BITCH, has the fucking GALL, to deprive me of my well deserved poultry cutlets.
>i sit up and begin slamming my feet on the floor angrily and punching my head
>"YOUR SPECIAL LITTLE BOY HAS BEEN GOOD FOR FAR TOO LONG, TENDIES NOW YOU BITCH OR I SHALL DO YOU WRONG"
>she closes her eyes, "Anon, please calm down..."
>i begin screaming and simultaneously poopooing and peepeeing my pants, but my engine has been burned out and I curl up in my own waste, peacefully sleeping
>i wake up clean and tethered to my bed, a plate of yummy tendies on my tummy with a note from mama jama saying she's sorry for being so harsh and that she's proud of me for being such a good boy
Being a bad boy has its perks, but nothing beats the satisfaction of being mummy's good little boy!
11/10 GBP story, good job. I'd share you some of my GBP but I'm saving mine up for grocery day
>>28083456
Great tendies story. Heart-warming. 10/10.
>>28083456
I'm not sure who I feel sorrier for - you or your mother.
If you had a magical switch that would instantly end the world,
would you pull it?
>>27988205
yeah sure whatever i guess
Yep.
I'd be an evil cunt to millions, but like a sick animal I'd be putting the vast majority of people, plants, and beasts out of their suffering. Even more so when you think about the upcoming future
No. Not anymore at least.
What feels have you never felt?
>>27966195
Passion. Never cared about anything. Not school, girls, boys, sports, music. Nothing. I have no hobbies, I go to work, eat, and sleep. I can't remember not feeling like this.
Feels I have not felt:
Tfw life has meaning
Tfw happy
Tfw not alone
Tfw gf
Tfw friends
Tfw want to live for the sake of living
Tfw don't hate every person on this godforsaken planet
Etc.
I could go on for days.
my parents dying
thankfully I haven't experienced it yet, it's depressing that I will eventually experience it though
>tfw a coworker unironically says "be careful not to culturally appropriate"
Cultural 'appropriation 'is probably one of the oldest and most cordial of interactions between societies.
>>28108451
But muh snowflake status
>>28108409
>white people adopt something from another culter
>"Waah cultural appropriation! White people are evil!"
>another culture adopts something from white people
>"Waah cultural imperialism! White people are evil!"
Why do people cut? i don't understand
>i'm sad. what will help with my sadness? i'm gonna cut my skin.
like actually what is the logic?
I don't really get it either. Maybe some kind of adrenaline / endorphin release from the "pain" ?
>>28107448
They're sad, therefore they want to suffer, and the easiest way to achieve it is by physical pain.
I'm pulling this out of my ass so I might be wrong.
I've hard it's pain they can control and that it releases good feels for them because they don't feel at the mercy of others.
But I mean, I have no idea how that fucking works
My gf wants me to wear this. How does it work?
Is that a fucking catheter?
>>28105092
that seems like a good way to fuck your dick up
>>28105092
It works by you losing all respect for yourself and regretting your life decisions.
is this the best movie of all time? travis is an old fashioned robot, from a time before computers and vidya.
colonel kurtz in Apocalypse Now is probably a robot too
>he is surrounded by corruption, moral filth, and generally everything is being controlled by careless, selfish people
>finally snaps and decides to go rogue
>studies and learns deeply philosophical things, things that have meaning, wants to teach everyone these things, but knows that not many will listen
>doesn't care if he is killed, he has truly ascended already
>>28104660
>>28104968
Literally my top two favorite movies
>>28104984
same, any other movies where the main character or any other main characters are robots?
Any stories? Critques?
>kind of sucked the first couple days
>suddenly physically NEED to fuck a woman
>women look a lot more attractive than usual
>can't stop staring at milfs
>forced to go to social settings if there is even a slight chance I can meet a girl
>forced to also better my appearance and home for the same reason
>premature ejaculation cured
>have more friends in general now that I go out
>lots more energy
the only thing I really miss is beating off to pic related. she's too good man. I fell off the wagon twice thanks to this fucking semen demon.
Your test will be boosted after a few days but you don't need to never jerk off again. Women hate porn because there vagina is the way the control you.
>>28104561
Yeah, her fucking the boss oneis tough nut to crack if enters the mind, but increased test while doing boxing helps and my conversations are better structered as well as my voice being deeper and louder.
All in all worth it. You can take pressure off by doing at most two a week.
If it wasn't for the fact that I am a NEET struggling to get by, I would have even test, but stress fucks this up.
May have work tomorrow at least!
Right, i'm off back to shilling /pol/ back into it's former glory. Wish me luck!
>>28104561
Starting week 4
Been exercising more, typically trying to use my sexual energy or whatever more productively.
Also feeling the Need with women. Less shy and demure about checking out women. Been better about not spilling spaghetti, too. Flirting skills marginally improved.
Still watching porn, though. I find it interesting to watch it from a totally different perspective when the goal isn't fapping. But it's still tempting, so not an everyday activity.
>tfw no dominant looking bf
>agrees to let me have my way with him once, to experience what my femdom kink is like
>force him against the wall, grab his ass, forcefully kiss him
>Jam my hands down his pants, roughly jerk his cock and bite his bottom lip so hard itll bruise when he winces
>pull him by the hair to the bedroom, trip him over my foot so he falls to the floor
>pull up my skirt, drag him by the hair till his nose is in my pussy and tell him to eat
>he's the hardest he's ever been in his life
FUCKING WHY
WHY CANT I HAVE ANYTHING I WANT. IM A GOOD PERSON, PEOPLE LIKE ME. WHY CANT I HAVE BF
>>28103877
>dominant girls
Lol
Almost as much of a joke as submissive men.
>>28103946
look at this tryhard eunuch
>DURRR YOU CANT ENJOY SEX IN THIS WAY
>>28103877
Good on you OP, I know a few shredded, over 6' dudes who'd love to be your bitch
>>28104000
>I know a few shredded, over 6' dudes who'd love to be your bitch
plz give me their numbers
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