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>2016
>100 million Americans unemployed
>age of the internet and social media
>everyone is fake and is only after attention and money
>not born in 12016 A.D.
>not born with perfect genetics
>not born with rudimentary telekinesis glands in the brain
>not born on a fertile terraformed planet with grass planes as far as the eye can see
>not born into a time of free energy, space travel, and androids
I fucking hate being alive.
>not born in the age of RL anime
that's the point where I gave up
>>28092018
>not born with your own planet, spaceship, and android.
end me familia
>only have one chance at life
>born with no super powers
>no fictional, friendly, magical worlds
>born scared of life and death
it's too much nigga
Wouldn't this board be a lot more effective at its intended purpose if it prevented image reposts by hash instead of text reposts?
wouldn't you be a lot more effective at sucking dick if you stopped using your hands to type, cradled a few balls and stuck your finger in some assholes?
>>28091893
I suppose so, yes, but I don't see what that has to do with the issue in question.
>>28091953
this
>>28091893
are you literally or figuratively 12?
>yfw blizzard will never make a vanilla WoW server
meh, who am I kidding, i bet 99% of you on here we little toddlers back then let a lone experienced it
>>28091796
>garbage assumptions
good way to make your thread retard
go play your shit version of the game instead of complaining here
why the fuck do people like old WoW so much? it had the exact same awful bland MMO gameplay with even less features than the modern WoW game
did you really enjoy sitting there will clicking 123123123123 over and over til you took away all the enemies health bars?
MMOs are trash, all of them. WoW was the most bland and generic of the MMOs. literally Normie: The MMO. get some fucking taste you loser
>>28091796
I bet you never even set foot in naxx 40
>tfw Kelly Kollinger will never be your gf
>tfw used to fuck a titty monster
>tfw have wanted nothing but huge tits ever since
I will settle for nothing less.
>>28091703
Shes ugly asf but id marry her just to suffocate in those delicious breasts every night
lmao even with those stomach binds shes fat as fuck. fat tits dont count if your whole body like a hippo.
What could you use to weigh your head under bath water?
Not saying I'm going to do this, just curious.
it doesn't have to be fool proof, just complicated enough that you can't get out of it quickly. Why not just tangle yourself up in some rope tied to a few pieces of concrete or something?
>>28091705
My resources are kind of limited but I have quite a few rocks. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to use them to weigh myself down though.
I have a dumb idea I could put a large water bottle on my head but it probably wouldn't stay put.
Bump, looking for ideas. How would you do it?
![[HorribleSubs] Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.08_[2016.04.24_14.01.28].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TmhmqwO.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Inou Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de - 10 [720p].mkv snapshot 02.08 [2016.04.24 14.01.28]")
Is it weird for femanons to use dakis?
It's only weird if they don't post a pic of their tits with a timestamp.
Not really, just a nice thing to hug.
Femanons don't exist, period.
>30 year old woman has sex with three 17 year old guys
>22 years in prison
>only in america
>>28091101
Fuck off to /b OP. This has np context here
She knew the consequences of her actions yet she did it anyway. Fuck her.
>muslims attack your country
>attack them back instead of thanking them and showing them how tolerant and liberal you are
>only in america
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CxodtOq8xN
show me what you sissies sound like
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EEgFNRoITt
>>28091061
that's a good one i wish i could do that with my voice
teach me sensei
oyy, i dunno if you remember me. Throw me a (you) for requests
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09C8OLsBr5w
Why do females think nose piercings are attractive? I think they look like low-class inbreeds with this metal in the face.
It's a really shit look, which is fucking annoying because 80% of the women I see these days have them.
>>28090929
how else would you separate trash from gf material?
A convinient indicator that they like being choked while getting fucked hard desu
>Buy some one a day vitamins for wellbeing
>take 2 a day instead
whos feeling /mischievous/ here?
>go through drive through
>buy large meal
>take fries out of bag
>walk inside and say they forgot my fries
>get free fries
>>28090808
absolutely devilish anon, thats pretty good
>Go to refuel car
>fill diesel car with petrol
>ha fuck you future me, you dick
>have gf of 5 years
>probably getting married soon
>post in /r9k/ anyway
>I like to feel your feels bros
>tfw you don't enjoy video games anymore
>>28090714
It's a bittersweet feel
>>28090714
finally realized you're using them to (futilely) fill a void and that it makes returning to reality hurt that much more huh?
>>28090714
Congratulations, you finally growing up.
That's what other boys felt when they were 13.
Soon you'll catch up with them
>my ex boyfriend Darnell was just a phase, i'm over it, i love you now
If you read the whole study, they want to fuck blacks but see white males as their providers.
AYO AYO
HOL UP
SO U BE SAYIN
>>28090767
That's even worse tbqhwymm
I'm just going to leave this here..How does this make you feel?
>>28090563
Like I'm reading some hilariously misleading headlines. The majority of latinos in the US are no darker than most Italian-Americans. And just like the Italians, eventually most latinos will just be considered white. This happens time and time again with immigrants in America:
>Italians were "colored" in 1900
>Irish were "colored" in the 1850s
>Germans were "colored" in the early 1800s
>Swedish were "colored" in the 1780s
>>28090563
>not living in america
phew, dodged a bullet there
I honestly don't care about this matter. I mean, why would I?
> tfw no qt demon gf to torture you
JUST
This was a very cute manga.
>>28090412
>cute
The ending was pretty hardcore, I bawww'ed my eyes out.
>>28090627
Yeah, didn't see it coming at all, with the rest of the manga being so light-hearted.
The real reason you want a girl to love is because you aren't able to love yourself, and women don't find self loathing pieces of shit attracting.
Well, that is not true
While I sometimes doubt in myself, I definitely do not hate being me.
I'm awesome!
>>28089977
This is true. They believe girls have magic powers that will temper their sorrows or some gay shit like that.
>>28090798
I agree with this anon.
I am very satisfied with myself, however I need more confidence, as currently I get very mad at myself for lacking the balls to talk to girls IRL. Even when they show signs of desire I get second thoughts about myself and shoot myself in the foot (figuratively).
That said, I have the will and knowledge to fix my ego, however time flies, and I feel I might make it, but what if it's too late.
