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What do fembots think about small penises?
>>28097876
Please, PLEASE get banned
OP you better have pianist fingers to play that pussy like a fiddle, because your little diddle there will just cause girls to giggle.
>>28097876
i don't like them very much desu
what is her goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKVnXsK0Ov0
>>28097618
to steal the hearts of r9k
>>28097618
To make us feel
>>28097618
10/10 crazy yandere gf.
Too bad I'm 40 years too old for her.
Whats your homeboard?
A general on /int/.
Nederdraad on /int/
>>28097234
I don't really have a place I call home on 4chan.
I guess that's a lot like life for me.
Who /boring/ here?
Literally, completely, 100% boring. I don't have a personality. I don't expression my own opinions because I don't have any. I don't contribute to the conversation because I've got nothing to say.
I just sit there and laugh if something is funny, or say nothing at all.
My "friends" can't talk to me because they don't know what to say.
I can't talk because I don't know what to say. I literally can't just.....talk.Weed thought ahead that I had a while back, and has stuck with meThink of your personality as a flat plane, or like a piece of paperthe plane or paper rises or sinks depending on your attitude, likes, dislikes, etc.the plane/paper can shift over time, as your interests changeMine is just flat. Nothing. Nada
Does anyone get me?
What do you recommend?
tfw when even you're too fucked up for r9k
I feel you, I'm the same
I been there m8 until I actually started to question existence itself and the deeper meaning of everything and all world religions because I wanted nothing to do with the world and had to find if there was any truth out there. Try it, it'll change your life.
Post underappreciated hentai tags. I'll begin:
male:yandere
Nerorare futa
Thank me later
Straight shotapls no v&
>incest tag
>siblings aren't blood related
What do you retarded autist faggots drive?
Bonus points if you take a pic of your own vehicle.
nyoooom
bump this thread nigga nigga nigga
>>28095926
Just traded in my old car and bought a 2015 Nissan Sentra. It's my first car that I've bought myself. I'd say it's not a bad start.
Should I attempt to learn the piano or the violin?
Which non-plebeian instrument attracts more bitches?
>>28095719
Piano, because being able to play chords and melody at the same time is better.
>>28095719
>Learning an instrument for women
piano, you can trick the woman into sitting next to you as you play.
if you play the violin she cant be next to you you'll keep punching her with your elbow
put em up boys
not a loser
no bingo bango 4 me
>>28095489
bingo baby
I don't understand how first worlders can be depressed. Your countries are safe, and rich. Anybody can have a succesful life there, even the dumbest people have gained fame and wealth. How can you still be a robot with all these opportunities in front of you? Please help me understand.
>>28095403
Issues of the self can persist even if your external conditions are good. You could get a small loan of a million bucks from your dad, and have too much self-loathing and depression to do anything with it - it doesn't matter if you live in a 1st world or a 3rd world.
I suppose if you lived in a 3rd world you would be more focused on making money in order to survive, whereas in the 1st world there isn't as much of a focus on survival so we have time to pursue opportunities (or not)
>>28095403
You wouldn't understand and it'd be a waste of time explaining it to you. Just know I'm lonely and I would like someone to cuddle with.
>>28095403
It's precisely expectations that give rise to this depression of ours, my third world friend. A robot is normally an entitled being in that he is a first-worlder. In your daily quest for survival which is much harder than ours on a physical level, you are forced to deal with people and can't close yourself away. I had to explain this before to another third-world robot, and he understood my point. Your needs are much more immediate than ours, and you are far more hardy in putting up with shit. First-world robots are removed from this and fragile in a decadent sort of way. Another reason may be us first-world robots have more time to think and muse and ponder.
There's a NEET /r9k/ girl out there right now who wishes she could date you
Go out and TAKE HER
And where is this elusive neet /r9k/ girl?
>>28094931
Why would I want to date a NEET girl? There's lots of better options out there.
Stop implying shit that doesn't exist.
>where you live
>where you want to live
>northern sc
>charleston
feels bad bruhs
Ocala, Fl
Somewhere in Alaska
>southern california
>somewhere that gets a lot of rain
>>28093805
alaska is beautiful but its way too fucking cold
>Your race
>Gender (male, obviously)
>Thoughts on black men
>Black women
>Blacks in general
A wedge to drive whites apart via divide and conquer
>>28092545
>Your race
White
>Gender (male, obviously)
M
>Thoughts on black men
The only ones I know are poor as fuck, but have jobs and families and shit. But I live in a 97% white town
>Black women
Vapid sluts which isn't unique to them
>Blacks in general
Shitty culture from the destruction of the black family. Thug niggers should be treated like the criminals they are and they should stp getting welfare. Non-thug nigs are fine
>>28092595
>>28092595
How do you know who isn't a thug nig? And have you ever talked to one?
>Be autistic
>Yfw you live in a day and age where the LGBT community is almost universally more accepted by western society than you
I don't hate the LGBT but I hate the fact that if you're autistic you have to learn to assimilate unlike the LGBT even though there's a legit scientific explanation for why you're weird. It blows my mind how people will lose their shit if the word faggot is even uttered within there vicinity but those very same people will roast the mentally handicapped kid.
>Yfw the gay guy of all people makes fun of the special ed kid and then goes on the complain about heteronormativity
>Yfw you have to be in the closet anout being autistic
>>28091577
>I don't hate the LGBT
well why not? You have every reason no reason not to other than society keeps telling you it's "bad." Head on over to pol and join us brother.
*LGB community.
>>28091634
I think some lesbians are cute and there are certain gay guys that I have no intention of ever competing with to get with women.
Is anyone else just pretending to like their family? I don't really know if this is normal, but I literally don't understand the whole "love" thing. Two of my grandparents have died, and I was honestly sadder when my Runescape account got hacked. It's not that I hate them or wouldn't be affected by their death, it just all seems a little exaggerated. Or am I just autistic?
>>28089340
It's not your fault, our society is degenerate garbage that's why you think that way
I think it's just that your grandparents weren't very close to you, back in high school my great grandpa died, and I didn't even think twice. But when my parents die, I'm going to take this pistol on my desk and fucking kill myself.
>>28089340
if you're anything like i was your family just isn't all that close to you -- relationships and these feelies you're talking about don't just happen: they take, well, being there, actually having and doing the relationship, sharing etcetc
i didn't get that from my family, for one reason or the other. are you similar?
>sister just asked if i was a retarded and if i needed helptfw i might as well be
>>28092833
you might as well awnser you do not know.
And if you got no ambitions in life try to leach of welfare, and if you do try to play the retard card to get yourself better chances getting into stuff.
>not greentexting
> when you nut but she won't stop the succ
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