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This probably isn't a healthy urine color, is it?
make sure you drink 8 glasses of water a day.
check your urine over the next few days. avoid foods with colouring additives that might affect the colour
if it doesn't clear go to your GP. if there is blood in the urine, go to your GP right now.
>>28086535
I embrace death
>>28086506
UHHH BRO
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555292/Prince-s-former-drug-dealer-reveals-extent-addiction.html
he was a robot who drugged himself up enough to get over crippling stage fright and have the confidence to become Chad onstage and make successful albums and fuck tons of women
was high on pills 24/7 and could not have done what he did without them
are drugs the answer?
>>28086417
Also he refused to have a blood transfusion because of his religion, so he couldn't have a hip operation and took painkillers instead.
>>28086449
what do the Jehovah's Witnesses say about painkillers tho
>prince on drugs
>news
Do women really leak like that when they cum?
>>28094064
Bubblegum?
This is real life 'squirting' friend. Sometimes you feel it get wetter while you're pounding away
its piss peeeee
What if you found your mom on this site
http://www.blacktowhite.net/community/
is this a movement for white couples?
probably
>>28086238
Is that a haptic feedback suit?
>>28086238
Actually, that IS my mom... what's most embarrassing about this dramatic moment is the fact she's wearing my GLYPH, and a cheap $1.25 disposable paper painters jumpsuit from Home Depot.. What a whore
>"Thanks for the FroYo anon, this is one of my favorate places for friend dates!"
LOL its eyes aren't even I've the same zip code
Why are you thanking me for something you bought? Are you retarded?
>>28086274
Is that english?
>>28086229
CUTE
I AM SAVING THIS IMAGE
>Be beta indian muslim
>Religion bans dating and talking to women
>Pic related, is how parents feel about relationships before marriage
>Doesn't really matter since I am robot, unable to get gf or talk to wymyn no matter what
>Parents will arrange a marriage for me
>Will never be forever alone because am Muslim
>Will get free cum dispenser and meal maker for life
>Robots will die forever alone, I will live happy sex-filled life
Islam is the best religion to be a robot desu, as long as your parents are Muslim too, they will give you a wife no matter how autistic you are
poo in the loo, originalcomment
>>28086226
Fuck off you moozslime brownfag
>parents choose who you will marry to
>gets the worst possible woman
>can't change
>tfw loneliest man on earth
>a piece of shit has flies around it
>no one and nothing is around you
>literally worse than a piece of shit
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
LITERALLY BTFO BY LIFE
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28086225
this post is extremely sad , what about senpai? no friends?
>>28086225
Get a dog faggot
You're a host to a whole plethora of gut fauna and other microbes, OP. That's not to mention how many literal parasites would absolutely love the opportunity to feast upon and drain your body.
I don't want to talk to people anymore who do anything other than watch anime and play Dwarf Fortress.
Don't post in this thread if you do anything other than these two things.
I want to hug Rekki and tell her that everything is going to be alright. She's so beautiful and fucked up.
I watch American cartoons and play gnomoria. Dwarf fortress looks too hard.
Rekki is so pure... if I was there with here she would have nothing to worry about!
Tell me as a black man, why i am not allowed a qt korean gf
Oh your allowed too, and many do. But you will get bad looks in her native country. blacked ftw
You've already conquered white women, please leave at least the Asians for us.
Because humans are naturally repulsed by apes, and unfortunately for you the jews haven't brainwashed Koreans to fetishize it like they have in white countries s
Are you suppost to look at peoples eyes constantly when talking to them, i like look at their eyes and switch to stuff around them. Not sure what to do help anons.
>>28086080
Yes, you have to look constantly, and make sure to open your eyes as wide as possible
Probably not. I tend to do the same thing to avoid creepin them out, but I'm a major sperg aspie.
>>28086103
lol dude that's not cool
>tfw r9k is now literally just 95% normies
>>28086068
I miss reviewbrah threads :/
Kid was genuinely doing something he loved
>>28086153
why do you speak as if he died?
He still puts out a ton of content
>>28086153
>Kid
hasn't brah always been an adult since he got popular? guy's like 22 or something, right?
>you will never have a smelly gf
>>28086017
>you will never have a gf at all
>>28086052
/thread
just end it laddies
>>28086017
>that smell between a girls boobs when she is hot and sweaty during sex
>tfw Chlamydia
>>28085990
We told you not to settle for an escort.
At least it's a curable one.
if you're a chick: lol serves you right, whore
if you're a guy: that sucks man, may I suggest spreading it to as many roasties as possible?
>when your younger sister grows up and starts to realise what a massive loser you are
she has too much of a pear shaped body for a young sister to be judging anyone else, 2bh
I just want to go to Uni, why is it so hard.
>when your young cousins get further in life than you
You are a millionaire and famous, and one day a women you barely know comes forth and claims that you raped her. You yourself know this is utterly false.
Due to the nature of the tumblr hivemind you're only allowed to speak one sentence to prove yourself innocent.
What do you say?
My answer:"No, she raped me, a gay, transgender, mentally ill man." (I am not gay nor am I transgender or mentally ill.)
have her sign a legal paper before
>>28085918
You can't go back in time.
Nothing would happen. Why would you label yourself as a mentally ill man? This woman is coming up to you with absolutely no evidence of a rape taking place. Why would I waste my breath?
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