You are a millionaire and famous, and one day a women you barely know comes forth and claims that you raped her. You yourself know this is utterly false.
Due to the nature of the tumblr hivemind you're only allowed to speak one sentence to prove yourself innocent.
What do you say?
My answer:"No, she raped me, a gay, transgender, mentally ill man." (I am not gay nor am I transgender or mentally ill.)
have her sign a legal paper before
>>28085918
You can't go back in time.
Nothing would happen. Why would you label yourself as a mentally ill man? This woman is coming up to you with absolutely no evidence of a rape taking place. Why would I waste my breath?
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>>28085878
"Your honor I'm gay..."
And go to a gay club and take pictures and present them as evidence.
>>28085878
"I did it for the lulz"
Like I give a fuck, femenazis
>>28085878
"Can you prove it?"
I don't care about conjecture.
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>>28085878
I tell her"Stop playing with my name." after a couple of seconds of awkward silence I say "Are you finish or are you done?" and walk away