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what's the general consensus on whiteknights?
>>28080517
>just now
He made up some shit and screencapped his own post to troll
Literally dozens of people think like this.
What the fuck, man.
This can't be serious.
>>28080639
The OP is probably sincere (or a brilliant, extremely dedicated troll) but the reply has to be bullshit
So, when did you realize that you are just an orbiter?
I realized we're orbiting the sun when I was about 5
>>28080493
The earth is in the center
>>28080432
But I don't hang around with girls. Realised years ago that hanging around with girls you're interested in in hopes that they'll reciprocate your feelings is futile.
It's much easier to live through life just not trying instead of trying and failing constantly. Not everybody is destined to make it so I don't want to waste time finding out if I will. I'd rather check out of society altogether.
>therapist tells me it will get better
>we can't brainstorm up any realistic scenarios where it will get better
>trump is elected president
>having a therapist
Casual, pff.
Do you have chronic depression or are you going through a depressive episode?
If it's the former I have no idea why she'd say that. Unless she's trying to get you on medication, and it's POSSIBLE that will help.
*sluuuurrrrp*
>"Thanks for dinner anon, I really am appreciative of the carbs I will be needing them for the Fuck-a-thon at Chad's place tonight, lol, say, could you drop me off at Chads frat house anon??"
Holy fuck what a slob
subhumans shouldn't eat food other than chips and finger food
>>28080276
Do you guys not understand the concept of being friends with a girl without needing to sleep with her? Do you think Chad wants to sleep with every woman he knows? Or what about Norman the normie? No, of course not.
>>28080350
Do you understand the concept of women feeling sorry for you because they won't sleep with but you're not a bad guy? Do you think she wants to bake you cookies and give you hugs and smile when she sees you even though she knows it's better than having to fuck your loser ass?
>you're probably going to have an ugly baby
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/10717694/Older-fathers-have-less-attractive-children.html
>>28080252
>parents had me when they were 32
That explains alot
>>28080252
My wife's baby is very attractive, actually
>>28080252
if that means im not dying a virgin ok
You can make your life better, just believe in yourself!
>ftw your motivation is to make this world even more worse
>>28080234
Context on pic pls?
Inb4 gook about to get shanked
>>28080325
>Context on pic pls?
'Nam, fucker do you know it?!
>tfw guys don't like big-breasted girls anymore
I wish I could afford a breast reduction..
post your tits or fuck off with the b8
Going to need a reference so I can tell you how fucked you really are
nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
origin8
Why are you still living? What do you contribute to society? All you fucks do is Shitpost on r9k and whine about being virgins. Why should I pay taxes for sorry ass' welfare? What are you doing for America. If you can't get yourself to get up and fucking try you should kill yourself. You might actually be useful for once if you did it. Get a job, get a life, get money and live the American dream.
i work and all i do is shit post on r9k.
come at me op, i prob pay more taxes than you do.
>contribute to society
>>28080012
Good for you champ. You aren't useless.
>tfw no Native American gf
that's not what natives look like
>>28080015
Why did you post skinwalkers?
>>28079983
>tfw virtually no native americans in the UK
What do you play with your friends, /r9k/?
Or better yet, what would you play with them, if you had any?
Just dance? Smash? LoL? WoW?
I don't like video games or people
>>28079955
Nothing cause i rather just fap to some 2D animation.
>>28079955
>friends
What are these "friends" you speak of?
i'm about to go to prom guys.
>inb4 underage
I'm 19 and a high school senior. How do I avoid looking like a sperg at the dance?
dont go to prom retard
>>28079872
literally this
i went and i regret it to this day
>>28079858
If you don't have a date don't go. Everyone there but you is getting laid tonight
Should we build a rocket and fly it into Uranus to detonate it's load deep inside the crushing hot gasses of it's interior?
Explain your reasoning pro or against.
we shuold do it to kill the aliens
>>28079825
That is a cool idea. I am for it to see what happens
>>28079825
You wouldn't detonate a thing. Combustion requires oxygen of some kind and Uranus has very little relative to other gases.
>1997 was nearly 20 years ago
>>28079773
Feels longer ago 2bh
>>28079773
Thats nothing kiddo.
>1987 was nearly 30 years ago.
Im 30 , khv, nevr had a gf, and have a job for kids.
>>28079914
>tfw born in 1995, have had sex, and make $30,000 a year
step it up nigga
who /community college/ here
>tfw not smart or wealthy enough to go to a real college
>tfw destined to be a loser
>>28079765
community college can be a great choice if you don't want to be buried in loan debt. Just take it seriously, a lot of my friends fucked around and changed majors a lot and worked a lot and ended up taking 10 years to graduate if they ever did at all.
>>28079765
I dropped out of one.
reporting in, got a useless degree but use photoshop every once in a while.
i learned was some of the required classes are useless, like algebra, english. i mean like i;ll never have to write a five page thing on something. algebra stuff is useless.
>psychologist cries when she hears you've never been intimate with anybody, not even a hug
>>28079625
are you the same person who posted in the other therapist thread?
>psychologist pretends to be shocked when you say that you've never had gf
every
fucking
time
>>28079625
>psychologists
>therapists
>psychiatrists
You are all being scammed
