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been up since 1130, i havt don shit today except jack off. how about you guys?
jacking off and playing street fighter. wasup?
I feel like jacking off myself right now
played X:Rebirth all day, niw I fear of losing control of my life.
And being up this late always depresses me. been single for ages again, can't even fap.
So anon, are you truly a robot?
>>28078392
That describe me to a capital T.
I am robot.
>>28078392
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>28078392
>19 year old kv after two semesters in a dorm with no friends
>don't drink at all
>take medication for my IBS, probably about to be prescribed antidepressants and antipsychotics
>5' 9"
>Male
>Uni student, have to do scholarship work for no pay
>trying to get into collecting Napoleonic, Victorian, and WWI era militaria
>does a fetish for getting raped by a girl I hate count?
>Pretty much true.
>I am a Tsarist in favor of a planned economy
CHAD JUST FUCKING INTERNET KEKED ME
FUCK MY LIFE
FUCK ME
I'M DONE I'M GONNA SHOOT UP UNI
Do it,bitch, go on a rampage
See you at Langley.
>Not knowing the FBI and possibly the CIA have monitored 4chan for years
>Not knowing there monitoring has increased after the Oregon shooting and SB-3 ghoul posts
Thanks anon, I've done my good deed for the day.
>She's a femanon
>She's a seagull
>She "loves sex"
>She has a fetlife account
>She prefers a foreign race of men above her own men
What's wrong with a woman loving sex?
>>28078434
Massive red flag, means she'll seek out adventurous sex with other men, get turned on by cheating etc.
>>28078355
what the fuck is a seagull
what the fuck is fetlife
the fact that you even know these things doesn't indicate anything good about you either, ya know. Maybe you meet so many garbage girls because you're garbage as well - and ye shall be judged by the company you keep
>aviation mechanic servicing commercial jets
>plane arrives in hanger
>owner tells company it has 24 hours to strip, inspect and refit aircraft
>no possible was to complete for a commercial jet in that amount of time
>current no sleep record is well over 76 hours while constantly working
>company literally has hired drivers to take us home, get us into bed and keep an eye on us when we pass out from exhaustion
>company constantly arguing with airlines to extend maintenance period so workers can get some rest
>airlines get to decide how long the plane stays in maintenance when it's already being stripped
>if the plan has an accident we would most likely get the blame
>get a bonus for each aircraft that you spend over 72 hours on
>getting stupid amounts of pay but can't spend it on anything because I basically live inside a hanger
>only 23 but I feel like I'll be dead before 30
>still find the job satisfying as fuck
What's wrong with me? I should quit while I'm still alive but this shit is like a drug.
Sounds like pretty advanced level wagecucking
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>>28078320
I had a buddy who worked on American Airlines planes down in Florida, he said the night shift was all illegal immigrants and that after working there for a few years he would never, ever fly on an airliner.
Post face and I will determine if robot, normie or chad.
Please, no bully. I like you guys.
>>28078313
Post cocks too, robots pls.
Am I a cute?
I HATE MY JOB I WANT TO DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I need new job senpai, suggestion?
It has to be not soulsuckingly awful (NO IT)
Autism friendlyish
Not too hard on the bod
At this point I don't give a fuck about the pay anymore. So anything from about 25k will do.
GO
>has job
>robot
pick one
>>28078342
one of the requirements of working in IT is to be a robot faggot, normies won't survive
so you're more robot than me, so your autism is more autistic, so what.
>>28078193
What do you work with, what's your salary?
>swn love you
It hurts so fucking much bros. I don't even care about the sex, I just want there to be a mutual and interest passion for one another.
It feels liberating
I used to think I cared about the future, but now I have no stake in the future, as long as I have a decent amount of money and am safe, I am happy enough.
If I had an actual stake in the future of this world, I would be tearing my hair out watching current events
>>28078191
The fuck is ''swn'' mayne?
Bring the bantz if thou donot feel like explaining.
>>28078261
swn = she will never
she being whoever you want it to be in this case,faggot
>a-anon. could you take me out for dinner?
>>28078028
Can i cum on your glasses?
>>28078044
jizzing on glasses is impractical. It can damage them. Then you need to replace your girls jizz stained glasses and that's no fun.
>>28078155
>jizz can damage glasses
Do you have acidic jizz?
>that one kid that felt up girls in class
>>28077860
That was me whenever there was a crowd honestly
I still do that in public because that's the closest to sex I will ever get
>>28077876
I had one girl I'd do it to every single time I sat next to her. She let me get away with it.
>that one kid that raped his little sister
Why do people get so angry on this board? If it makes you so angry, just leave.
Why can't you people just be happy?
If you suck my dick and I WILL be happy, Kagamin.
>>28077883
Thinly veiled annoyance is thinly veiled.
>>28077937
Please give me a rimjob while you stroke my hairy buttcheeks and mutter "good boy" between slurps and sucks.
Court is now in session for the case of Anon vs state. Defense, prosecution, are you both ready?
I plead the fifth
The defense is ready, honorable judge Jakuzure.
>>28077866
Shut your whore mouth. We don't want you incriminating yourself again.
I'm sick and tired of being a wageslave.
Then get a salary job, Sally.
>>28077794
where do you work anon? what's making you hate it?
time to get a fucking hobby, like shitting on yourself. You know what I do? I build and paint model figurines. AND THEN I SHOVE THEM INTO MY ASSHOLE.........
Every robot should read this.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverUnwanted/comments/4g3e9x/the_death_of_the_cat_lady/
>>28077786
I'd rather watch whatever video that is.
>>28077786
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BACK TO PLEDDIT
FUCKING NORMIE
ETC
that only applies to the west
but soon the happening will finally hits us so i don't care
"Anon, Chad has just relayed to us that earlier today whilst both of you were reliving yourselves at the urinals, he stood adjacent to you, and he observed that your penis is fewer than 10 centimeters in length and less than 5 centimeters in girth as well! HAHAHAHA, Anon, please do tell us, is this information true? surely such a thing is not possible! ahhahahaha"
>>28077768
Isn't 10 cm like 4.5 inches?
Are British girls really that tight?
You mean he being gay? Probably, I mean, he was trying to see my dick after all...
>>28077768
If you've seen enough penises to have that kind of preference, you're a fucking whore and I want nothing to do with you.
Enjoy The Wall, roastie scum.
